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osiris2022-09-04T01:17:29+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2022/09/02/shortstember-the-animatrix/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/image-1.pngimage-1https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/image.pngimagehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/animatrix.webpAnimatrix2024-06-13T21:10:22+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2022/09/01/you-break-the-rules-and-become-a-hero-i-do-it-and-i-become-the-enemy-that-doesnt-seem-fair/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/you-poor-thing-poor-fellow.gifyou-poor-thing-poor-fellowhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/image-40.pngimage-40https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/image-39.pngimage-39https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/image-38.pngimage-38https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/image-37.pngimage-37https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/image-36.pngimage-36https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/image-35.pngimage-35https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/saruman.jpegsarumanhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/strange.webpstrangehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/doctor-strange-in-the-multiverse-of-madness-professor-x.gifdoctor-strange-in-the-multiverse-of-madness-professor-x2022-09-29T13:12:52+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/12/17/see-that-wasnt-so-hard/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/smile.pngSmile"Would it kill you to smile? Would it?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/he-should-have-done-that-last-time.pnghe should have done that last timeGosh. He really SHOULD have done that last time.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/mugging.pngmuggingIt is not my fault you all have dirty minds.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/asbestos.jpgasbestos"Oh I wonder if Mouse is just making a joke or if that's a real character?" Of COURSE he's a real character. 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Yeah, okay, that got a chuckle.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/how-far-weve-come-e1560197607332.jpghow far weve comeHow far weve come.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/its-fine.gifit's fine"Its fine! Its fine."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/great-e1560197179584.pngGreat"Oh. Goodie."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/slaves.gifslaveshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/disney_princesses_selfie.jpgDisney_Princesses_SelfieOh. How I loathe thee.2026-01-24T06:34:57+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/04/15/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-58-frozen-2/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/screen-shot-2020-04-15-at-22.38.42.pngScreen Shot 2020-04-15 at 22.38.42https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/china.pngchina"Ah. Very good. Zzzzzzz."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/screen-shot-2020-04-15-at-22.02.31.pngScreen Shot 2020-04-15 at 22.02.31https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/screen-shot-2020-04-15-at-21.30.21.pngScreen Shot 2020-04-15 at 21.30.21https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/wall-of-mist.jpgwall of misthttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/spiderverse-3.jpgspiderverse-3https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/screen-shot-2020-04-14-at-22.41.48-e1586900580176.pngScreen Shot 2020-04-14 at 22.41.48https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/great-blasket-island.jpggreat blasket islandhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/screen-shot-2020-04-13-at-23.18.00.pngScreen Shot 2020-04-13 at 23.18.00https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/and-you-were-there.jpgand you were there"And Pascal from Tangled was there. I mean, he was purple and on fire but you could totally tell they just re-used the character model."2025-07-03T18:46:06+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2022/08/08/now-because-i-choose-to/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/image-7.pngimage-72022-10-11T12:09:49+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2022/07/26/rhapsody-rabbit-versus-the-cat-concerto/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/stealing-e1654171240367.pngstealingIn the forties, I mean?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/image-1.pngimage-1https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/milhouse-looking-glass.gifmilhouse-looking-glasshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/cat-concerto-2.pngcat-concerto-2https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/slap.jpeg94th Academy Awards - Oscars Show - HollywoodWill Smith hits at Chris Rock as Rock spoke on stage during the 94th Academy Awards in Hollywood, Los Angeles, California, U.S., March 27, 2022. REUTERS/Brian Snyderhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/pepe-silvia.gifpepe-silviahttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/image.pngimagehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/screenshot-2022-05-31-at-21.03.58.pngScreenshot 2022-05-31 at 21.03.582023-07-31T11:10:42+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2022/07/26/pain-bad-mouse-no-mouse/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/image-6.pngimage-6https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/image-5.pngimage-5https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/image-4.pngimage-42022-09-25T09:10:34+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2022/07/14/live-action-disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-cinderella/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/alice.jpegaliceAh, our terrible future in movie form.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/screenshot-2022-07-11-at-21.28.43.pngscreenshot-2022-07-11-at-21.28.43https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/screenshot-2022-07-10-at-23.06.04.pngscreenshot-2022-07-10-at-23.06.04https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/image-2.pngimage-2https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/screenshot-2022-07-10-at-21.52.39.pngscreenshot-2022-07-10-at-21.52.39https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/screenshot-2022-07-10-at-21.40.26.pngscreenshot-2022-07-10-at-21.40.26https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/screenshot-2022-07-10-at-21.37.26.pngscreenshot-2022-07-10-at-21.37.26https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/screenshot-2022-07-10-at-21.33.37.pngscreenshot-2022-07-10-at-21.33.37https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/image-1.pngimage-1https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/police-cops.gifpolice-cops2022-07-26T17:47:24+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2022/06/23/a-series-of-unfortunate-events-2004/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/a_series_of_unfortunate_events_poster.jpegA_Series_Of_Unfortunate_Events_posterhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/image-22.pngimage-22https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/image-21.pngimage-21https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/screenshot-2022-06-22-at-11.59.25.pngscreenshot-2022-06-22-at-11.59.25https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/hoffman.jpeghoffmanhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/image-20.pngimage-20https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/image-19.pngimage-19https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/image-18.pngimage-18https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/carrey-dinosaur.gifcarrey-dinosaurhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/image-17.pngimage-172022-07-02T01:46:55+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2022/06/09/a-monster-in-paris-2011/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/image-13.pngimage-13https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/image-12.pngimage-12https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/image-11.pngimage-11https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/image-10.pngimage-10https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/image-9.pngimage-9https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/image-8.pngimage-8https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/image-7.pngimage-7https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/image-6.pngimage-6https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/image-5.pngimage-5https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/image-4.pngimage-42023-01-03T07:26:53+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2022/05/25/if-you-expect-disappointment-you-can-never-really-be-disappointed/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/paris.jpgparishttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/image-5.pngimage-5https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/shocked-happy.gifshocked-happyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/image-4.pngimage-4https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/be-the-hero.jpgbe-the-herohttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/image-3.pngimage-3https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/sadistic-choice.jpgsadistic-choicehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/statue.jpgstatuehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/maguire.pngmaguirehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/garfield.jpggarfield2022-06-06T20:38:12+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2022/05/12/i-dont-wear-a-cape/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/tiamut_28earth-19999929_from_eternals_28film29_001.webptiamut_28earth-19999929_from_eternals_28film29_001https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/ikaris.jpgikarishttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/baddies.gifbaddieshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/scientologists-1.webpscientologists-1https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/baby-frogs.jpgbaby-frogshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/scientologists.webpscientologistshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/image-1.pngimage-1https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/who-the-fuck-is-this-guy-who-is-this-2.gifwho-the-fuck-is-this-guy-who-is-this-2https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/who-korath-the-pursuer.gifwho-korath-the-pursuerhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/who-the-fuck-is-this-guy-who-is-this-1.gifwho-the-fuck-is-this-guy-who-is-this2025-08-14T09:23:19+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2022/04/28/youre-always-sorry-charles-and-theres-always-a-speech-but-nobody-cares-anymore/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/that-does-not-make-sense-johnnie-cochran.gifthat-does-not-make-sense-johnnie-cochranhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-co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friendshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/eternals.jpgETERNALS2022-05-07T04:12:19+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2022/04/20/when-the-sparrow-falls-paperback-now-available-for-pre-order/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/barnes-noble-logo.pngBarnes-Noble-Logo2022-04-21T10:37:59+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2022/04/14/go-dont-be-what-they-made-you-2/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/beast.jpegbeast"Why...why would you put me in charge of this place and then rename it after my girlfriend's murderer?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/culture_darkphoenix_1.webpCulture_DarkPhoenix_1https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/broods-agents-shield.webpBroods-Agents-SHIELDhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/dbari.webpdbarihttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/thenewmutantsposter.jpegTheNewMutantsPosterhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/magneto.webpmagnetohttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/whoopi-goldberg-the-view-embed.webpWhoopi-Goldberg-the-view-embedhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/quicksilver.jpegquicksilver"You'll pay for that Hank. Charles Xavier don't fucking play."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/screenshot-2022-04-12-at-22.18.10.pngScreenshot 2022-04-12 at 22.18.10https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/avengers-mcu.jpgavengers-mcu"AVENGERS ASSE...whoah! Whoah! Time out! Some of those guys have guns. Sorry folks, we're getting out of here, this is NOT a safe working enviroment."2022-04-18T12:21:37+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2022/03/31/back-on-the-horse/2022-04-01T23:44:08+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2022/03/31/detective-pikachu/2022-04-26T12:34:49+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2022/03/17/i-dont-want-to-control-it-i-want-to-get-rid-of-it-2/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/screenshot-2022-03-15-at-21.49.52.pngScreenshot 2022-03-15 at 21.49.52"When I get angry, I turn into Ed Norton."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/screenshot-2022-03-15-at-21.46.27.pngScreenshot 2022-03-15 at 21.46.27https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/screenshot-2022-03-15-at-21.45.14.pngScreenshot 2022-03-15 at 21.45.14https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/screenshot-2022-03-15-at-21.42.42.pngScreenshot 2022-03-15 at 21.42.42"I know actors who only metaphorically chew the scenery and they're all cowards."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/screenshot-2022-03-15-at-21.31.14.pngScreenshot 2022-03-15 at 21.31.14I could definitely see myself paying $200 to see this and then pretending I understood it afterwards over wine in the foyer.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/fun.jpegfunOh ho! We have fun here.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/screenshot-2022-03-15-at-21.16.46.pngScreenshot 2022-03-15 at 21.16.46I think this explains why Disney don't want this to be canon. Probably hits a bit too close to home.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/screenshot-2022-03-15-at-15.32.46.pngScreenshot 2022-03-15 at 15.32.46Yes, hide in the shadows. But they shall never hide your shame.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/screenshot-2022-03-15-at-15.16.20-e1647357473968.pngScreenshot 2022-03-15 at 15.16.20From left to right: Dog, Dog turning into Nick Nolte, Nick Nolte.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/screenshot-2022-03-15-at-15.04.07.pngScreenshot 2022-03-15 at 15.04.07"I'm using hyperbole Betty! Hyperbole! God! I feel so ALIVE!"2022-03-26T14:53:36+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2022/03/04/sever-the-nerve-2/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/screenshot-2022-03-02-at-22.17.08.pngScreenshot 2022-03-02 at 22.17.082022-09-21T08:28:38+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2022/02/14/everybody-calm-down-the-x-men-are-here-a-dated-metaphor-for-racism-in-the-60s-respect/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/im-the-juggernaut-bitch.gifim-the-juggernaut-bitchhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/domino.gifdominoSome people make their own luck.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/screenshot-2022-02-12-at-21.07.43.pngScreenshot 2022-02-12 at 21.07.43"Don't you know who I am?! I have plot armour!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/russell_collins_earth-616_from_x-men_phoenix_force_handbook_vol_1_1_0001.jpegRussell_Collins_(Earth-616)_from_X-Men_Phoenix_Force_Handbook_Vol_1_1_0001What? Did they just throw a dart at a wall of mutant names?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/deadpool-marvel-girl-costume.jpegdeadpool-marvel-girl-costumeHuh. How bout that? Marvel were teasing Ice Man being gay as far back as 2005.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/xmen.jpegxmenI mean, not "Jennifer Lawrence" money. Let's not go nuts.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/screenshot-2022-02-09-at-21.20.06.pngScreenshot 2022-02-09 at 21.20.06Sssh. Nobody tell him that "We Don't Talk About Bruno" is just "Smack my Bitch Up" slowed down.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/screenshot-2022-02-09-at-21.10.55.pngScreenshot 2022-02-09 at 21.10.55Honestly surprised they didn't do an "Austin Powers 2" and reveal she was an evil robot all along.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/shang-chi.jpgshang chihttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/yukioprophecy.jpegYukioprophecy"You will die, holding your heart. I will then get a cute girfriend. And say "Hi Wade!" a lot."2024-07-31T01:50:18+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2022/01/14/metropolis-2001/2022-02-07T03:09:50+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2021/12/25/you-boy-what-day-is-this/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/decade.jpegdecadehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/yes_minister_main.jpegyes_minister_mainThat's right. I binged the ENTIRE series of Yes Minister.2022-01-03T13:22:02+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2021/12/04/balto-1995/2023-08-03T10:30:11+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/12/24/and-american-tail-fievel-goes-west-1991/2021-11-28T21:55:02+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2021/11/10/sever-the-nerve/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/elaine.gifelainehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/screenshot_20211114-204827_marvel-comics-e1636923062316.jpgScreenshot_20211114-204827_Marvel Comicshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/full_taskmaster.jpegFull_Taskmaster2023-09-06T01:42:48+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2021/10/31/bats-versus-bolts-marvel-anime/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/dinatribbiani-e1635281102385.jpegDinaTribbiani"Oh my GAWD!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/cookietribbiani.jpegCookieTribbiani"Did you hear about Dolores? She was engaged to the Devil but then she ran off with this Dracula guy?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/screenshot-2021-10-26-at-21.38.20.pngScreenshot 2021-10-26 at 21.38.20"Plaaaay me the best sooooong in the world! Or I'll eat your soul..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/flanders.jpgflanders"Gosh darn it Liz, I shouldn't have tampered in the Lord's domain-diddly-ain."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/screenshot-2021-10-26-at-21.10.20.pngScreenshot 2021-10-26 at 21.10.20Guess how this particular battle ends.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/screenshot-2021-10-25-at-21.24.14.pngScreenshot 2021-10-25 at 21.24.14I love this movie so much.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/flanders-2.jpegflanders 2"Hi diddly-oh, fellow Frankensteinos!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/ghoulsand-.gifghoulsandhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/peaee.jpegpeaeeIf I reviewed this movie and didn't show this shot, I'm pretty sure I'd be sent to internet jail.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/saying.gifsaying2024-08-23T17:56:03+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/09/07/mouse-goes-to-war-the-ducktators-1942/2021-10-13T06:03:30+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2021/10/04/im-speaking-at-new-york-comic-con/2021-10-14T14:32:37+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2021/09/27/the-little-mermaid-the-series-scuttle/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/scuttle.jpgscuttle2021-09-29T22:06:17+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2021/09/23/the-little-mermaid-the-series-metal-fish/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/never-seen-a-human-1-e1632227900115.pngNEVER SEEN A HUMANhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/screenshot-2021-09-21-at-13.11.53.pngScreenshot 2021-09-21 at 13.11.53https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/screenshot-2021-09-19-at-20.19.07.pngScreenshot 2021-09-19 at 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Lost her country? The devil you say!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/tasty-golden-nuggets.jpgtasty golden nuggetshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/felix_the_cat_the_movie.jpeg??????????2023-12-21T04:46:37+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2021/06/02/read-the-room/2021-06-04T14:26:12+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2021/05/28/im-on-other-blogs-now-but-we-never-said-this-was-an-exclusive-thing/2021-06-02T09:02:28+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2021/05/22/probably-should-have-done-this-ages-ago/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/kronk_hero.jpegkronk_hero2021-05-30T21:57:48+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2012/08/10/disney-reviews-by-the-unshaved-mouse-2-pinocchio/2021-05-22T22:42:52+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2012/12/20/disney-review-with-the-unshaved-mouse-19-the-jungle-book/2022-04-07T21:55:20+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2012/11/22/disney-reviews-by-the-unshaved-mouse-16-sleeping-beauty/2026-02-23T03:37:34+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2012/12/13/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-18a-mary-poppins/2022-04-07T21:05:42+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/05/01/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-28-the-little-mermaid/2022-05-15T22:52:52+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/06/13/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-31-aladdin/2021-05-22T22:29:41+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/07/25/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-34-the-hunchback-of-notre-dame/2025-01-25T03:04:20+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/06/27/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-32-the-lion-king/2021-12-16T07:05:52+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/09/05/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-36-mulan/2025-10-29T14:25:00+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/10/17/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-39-dinosaur/2023-02-22T02:36:33+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/01/16/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-44-brother-bear/2025-07-10T14:49:39+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/01/30/coraline-2009/2021-05-22T22:18:04+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/02/13/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-45-home-on-the-range/2022-11-24T16:54:46+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/04/01/walt-disney-reviews-foodfight/2021-05-22T22:14:28+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/04/24/princess-mononoke-1997/2021-05-22T22:12:59+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/08/14/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-50-tangled/2021-05-22T22:07:04+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/10/09/disney-review-with-the-unshaved-mouse-53-frozen/2022-12-10T02:45:34+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/12/04/who-framed-roger-rabbit-1988/2023-06-13T21:39:19+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/01/08/the-lord-of-the-rings-1978/2021-05-22T21:58:26+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/01/22/space-jam/2023-06-13T20:42:52+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/02/04/the-wrong-trousers-1993/2021-05-22T21:57:13+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/03/19/felidae-1994/2022-12-20T21:34:59+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/04/01/a-troll-in-central-park-1994/2021-05-22T21:47:09+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/05/28/the-prince-of-egypt-1998/2023-08-22T19:31:58+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/06/25/tokyo-godfathers-2003/2021-05-22T21:43:04+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/07/23/asterix-in-britain-1986/2022-09-30T19:23:34+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/08/06/the-fantastic-four-1994/2025-05-31T20:10:53+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/09/17/captain-planet-and-the-planeteers-if-its-doomsday-this-must-be-belfast/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/gritty-mouse1-e1442349905571.jpgGritty Mouse“…when you realise that someone is a completely different person from who you thought.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/gritty-mouse-e1442349866511.jpgGritty Mouse“You know Walt. I always thought you were my friend. I looked up to you. But then I realised how blind I really was. It’s shocking isn’t it…”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/crisis-e1442188429215.pngCrisishttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/bono-nelson-mandela-u2.pngBono-Nelson-Mandela-U2I refer, of course, to Bono.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/lesbian-e1442187721635.pngLesbian"Like people with disabilities or...well, we cant tell you what this woman is but you can probably guess her deal, right? Look, shes not checking out these abs. Nuff said."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dont-you-fucking-touch-me-e1442187472143.pngDon't you fucking touch me"Like us, right Kwame?" "Dont you fucking touch me."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/polite-white-supremacist-e1442186982324.pngPolite white supremacistOh good. Now hes a polite white supremacist.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/hitler-e1442186698455.pnghITLERWheres Hitler when you need him?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/imapled-e1442186427177.pngImapled"Protect the enviroment of Ill fucking kill you! CAPTAIN PLANET MOTHERFUCKERS!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/captain-planet-e1442185793976.pngCaptain Planet"Cant...breathe...youve killed me, you fools!"2021-05-22T21:38:39+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/10/01/saving-mr-banks-2013/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/ducktales_the_movie_-_treasure_of_the_lost_lamp.jpgDuckTales_the_Movie_-_Treasure_of_the_Lost_Lamphttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/bill.pngbill"Well...I do have a loooooooot of down time between episodes...sure, why not?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/your-touch-e1443644894734.pngyour touch"Your touch...so cold..." SILENCE.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/mahnamanah1-e1443641552632.pngMahnamanah"Doo doo be doo bee!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/mahnamanah-e1443641257416.pngMahnamanah"Mahnamanah!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/my-master-e1443565075559.pngmY MASTERhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/source-of-my-power-e1443557552724.pngSource of my power"Red. The source of my power. HOW DID SHE KNOW?!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/laurence-olivier.jpgLaurence olivier"Chim. Chimanee. Chim Chimanee. Chim chim. ... ... ... Charee. Whether tis nobler in the mind..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/duck-face-e1443476988309.pngDuck facehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/lets-call-the-whole-thing-off-e1443391609823.pngLet's call the whole thing off“Let’s call the whole thing off!”2021-05-22T21:35:59+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/10/29/fantastic-mr-fox-2009/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/fox.pngFox"Such a...sorry tail."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/final-bingo-e1446068256853.pngfinal bingohttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/fox-looking-down-2-e1446067158785.pngfox looking down. 2"Mouse! Mus Muscules!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/fox-looking-down-e1446067087627.pngfox looking down“Useless. Utterly useless. That has no application to our current situation whatsoever.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/rabbit-e1446066894207.pngrabbit"Rabbit! Oryctolagus Cuniculus!" "I'm fast!" "You bet you are!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/mole-e1446066417395.pngMole"Mole! Talpa Europa!" “I can see in the dark! "That's fantastic! We can use that!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/onions-e1446065983460.pngOnionsOnions. Shut up.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/happy-sad-e1445985689345.pngHappy sadhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/bingo-18-e1445982547487.pngBingo 1https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/music-police.jpgSP_165162_HO_wkswat_2-2"Freeze! Music police!"2021-05-22T21:35:27+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/02/18/you-think-me-strange-good-strange-or-bad-strange/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/beauty.jpgBeautyI have seen beauty thrive, in the most fragile of places.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/colm-meaney.jpgColm meaney“Mouse, have you no shame?! Reviewing Captain America in March, the most Irish of all months. You’ve lost your Celtic soul! You’ve forgotten yer nahtive peehple.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/nissan.jpgnissanAh. See people, that’s why you buy AMERICAN.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/dorothy.gifdorothyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/chair-e1455419099616.pngChair"For example, I hope that since you destroyed my house, you might at least get me a fucking chair." "Fair."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/lazy-e1455418499427.pngLazy"Sigh. Lazy bastard Kookaburras."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/lazy-bastard-kookaburras.pngLazy bastard kookaburrashttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/yes-e1455417637453.pngyES"YES!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/splee-e1455417521103.pngsPLEE"SPLEEEEEE!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/briefs.jpgBriefsSEX. I AM TALKING ABOUT SEXUAL RELATIONS.2021-05-22T21:29:38+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/03/03/the-secret-of-kells-2009/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/chi-ro-e1456874385668.pngChi RoAnd I looked at a fully animated depiction of the Chi Ro page and asked myself how it was even possible. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/wolf-e1456873609729.pngWolfhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/loser-viking-e1456872808243.pngLoser Viking"Loser Vikings shot me in the shoulder! Bad!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/crom-e1456870788324.pngCromÁr Nathair.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/terror-e1456785821714.pngTERRORAh. Theres that new-timey Cartoon Saloon terror.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/aisling1.pngAislinghttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bright-eyes-e1456785039711.pngBright eyes"Briiiiight eyes..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/ya-got-balls-e1456783868523.pngYa got balls"Ya got balls, cat. I like that."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/metal-as-fuck.jpgMetal as fuckIrish saints. Metal as FUCK.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/fairies-e1456781035399.pngFairies"Like fairies. Like you! Youre not real, are you? Well there you go."2023-02-07T06:13:46+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/03/17/song-of-the-sea-2014/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/are-you-a-selkie-e14577313774991.pngare-you-a-selkie-e1457731377499"Hey. So. You know the way you painted yourself in a selkie mural, you're not a selkie, right?" "No!" "Cause you know if you're a selkie you gotta tell me. That's the law, Bronagh."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/brown.jpgBrownTruly, august company.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/were-alright-e1458172952701.pngWe're alrighthttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/landlocked.jpgLandlockedThere's landlocked. And theres "All the countries touching this country are landlocked" landlocked.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/seal-waving-goodbye.jpgseal waving goodbye“Byeeeeeee! Sucker.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/anywayyyy.gifanywayyyyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/give-you-this-one-e1458165542264.pnggive you this oneFine. Ill give you this one.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/roots-e1458164790412.pngRoots"So Tomm, for the scene where he comes out of the tree, should we just draw some roots?" "Actually, can you make them the most gorgeously detailed roots anyone has ever seen like kinda the Sistine Chapel of roots?" "Sure, we can do that."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/your-sister-e1458164592385.pngYour sister"Say hello to Saoirse. This is your sister."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/spoilers-e1458163652144.pngSpoilersSPOILERS! GAWD!2021-05-22T21:28:19+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/04/01/could-you-please-pull-over-i-think-im-going-to-be-sick/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/socialism-e1459461732830.jpgSocialismhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/wide-johns1.pngWide johnshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/wide-johns.pngWide johnsBetter pack your wide-johns too, yuck yuck yuck.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/zola1.jpgZolaInstead of just heavily implying it. Because they got class.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/zola.jpgZolahttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/binky-e1459375520136.pngBinkyBinky. The terror of Europe.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/aw-shucks.jpgAw shucks"Aw shucks, you got me!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/bloomberg-e1459373282318.jpgBloomberg“Stock markets took another dive today, as President Kimball’s increasingly erratic behaviour sends panic through the global economy. Money has become worthless, viewers are advised to trade beads and sexual favours in exchange for food.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/toxinville.jpgToxinville"Toxinville was a thriving community, until President Kimball shut down the local toxin factory. Tom Kimball. Bad for toxin workers. Bad for America."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/cap-punching-hitler-630x387.jpgcap-punching-hitler-630x387"ACH! I did not expect zis!"2021-05-22T21:27:47+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/04/14/i-dont-want-to-kill-anyone-i-just-dont-like-bullies/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/peel-me-a-grape-e1460585269512.pngPeel me a grape"Peel me grape, Colonel."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/watership-down-1978-anima-009.jpgWatership Down 1978 animated filmhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/suut-up.gifSuut uphttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/hitlerdeath.pnghitlerdeathThey’re wrong, obviously. But whatever.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/supes-hed-1353451519.jpgsupes-hed-1353451519Mouse don't get his Fleischer Superman, Mouse gets punchy.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ark.jpgArkSome trinket.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/capdeserttrinkets.jpgCapDesertTrinkets"While the Fuhrer digs for trinkets in the desert..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/1460494273762-258968434.jpg1460494273762-258968434"9/11 changed EVERYTHING Brian!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/boobcap.jpgBoobcapI'd say "We do not speak of the Sentinel of Libertitty" but let's be real. We never stopped.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/captain-america-the-first-avenger-movie-poster.jpgCaptain-america-the-first-avenger-movie-poster2021-05-22T21:27:08+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/06/09/were-sort-of-like-a-team-earths-mightiest-heroes-type-thing/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/nick-fury-coulson-death-avengers.jpgNick-Fury-Coulson-Death-Avengers"Now you listen to me. Where you're going, it's gonna be rough. You're going to feel like giving up. But stick with it for the first half a year and I PROMISE it gets better."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/disappointed-pluto1.gifDisappointed plutohttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/disappointed-pluto-e1465333922937.gifDisappointed plutohttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/lying.jpgLying"Also half your agents are in something called HYDRA. What is that, like an aquatic fitness class?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fritz-the-cat.jpgfritz-the-cathttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/thanos_avengers.jpgThanos_Avengershttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/stan-lee.jpgStan lee“I’m not on trial here.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/excited.gifExcitedhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/confused.gifConfusedhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/pudgy-chin-e1464995772176.jpgPudgy chin"Everyones too polite to say it but the new helmet makes your chin look pudgy."2025-08-16T01:21:45+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/07/06/space-chimps-2008/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/oscar.jpgOscarIt looks like an Oscar, except the little golden dude is holding a gun to the head of an actor’s child.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/expression-e1467844910997.pngexpression"Senator, can you tell our viewers what its like to have expressive features?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ham-3-e1467844343988.pngHam 3"Wow. So...NASA in the fifties was..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ham-e1467844205433.pngHam"Super racist, son. SUPER racist."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/sweet-dreams-e1467842945344.pngSweet dreams"Sweeeet dreeeeeams..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/it-cannot-be-killed-e1467842188441.pngIt cannot be killedIT CANNOT BE KILLED RUN SAVE YOURSELVES I LOVE YOU ALL!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/chimps-e1467840998350.pngChimps"We might murder, rape, eat or commit actual genocide against each other but we never leave another chimp behind."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/tit-head-e1467757823420.pngTit headTIER 5.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/beppo.pngbEPPOhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/wormsign-e1467755802397.pngWormsignUsul we have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen!2021-05-22T21:21:58+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/10/06/steven-universe/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/thor-the-dark-world-movie-theme-song-1.jpgthor-the-dark-world-movie-theme-song-1https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/thats-the-face-e1475608671767.pngthats-the-faceStory checks out.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/keystone-cops-1a.pngkeystone-cops-1ahttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/seething-e1475604020182.pngseethingOkay. That's her "I'm still hurting from the way you betrayed me but I've achieved some measure of inner peace and maybe, at some point in the future, I will find it withing myself to forgive you" face.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tiaras1.jpgtiarasShe charges a tiara a line.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/wrog-answer-e1475523590822.pngwrog-answerWrong. Answer.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/frybo.pngfryboHELLO.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/pearl-e1475352253874.pngpearlhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/end-well-e1475349802497.pngend-wellOh yeah. This will end well.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/nicki-minaj.pngnicki-minaj2021-06-12T13:35:25+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/11/03/wall%c2%b7e-2008/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/wall-e_fire_extinguisher.jpgwall-e_fire_extinguisherThis is our "Lady and the Tramp eating Spaghetti".https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dance-part.jpgdance-partMeanwhile, at DreamWorks: DANCE PARTY!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/88160170_trump-promo.jpg_88160170_trump-promoHello you...https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/winter-soldier.jpgwinter-soldierAnyone want to skip ahead to Guardians? Anyone?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/m-o-e1478039273708.pngm-ohttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/stars-e1478038612820.pngstarsGOD I WANT TO GIVE HIM A HUG.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/high-five.gifhigh-fivehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/come-e1478033301559.pngcome"I come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/luxo-e1478032336848.jpgluxoAnd theyve been doing it since the very beginning.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/wall-e.pngwall-eYikes. They’re like Sharon and Ozzy. Same age. Vastly different mileage.2021-05-22T21:18:08+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/11/17/you-shaped-the-century-and-i-need-you-to-do-it-one-more-time/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/daughters-e1479341070109.pngdaughters"Also? Bringing my daughter into this makes you the worst kind of asshole."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/any-other-people-e1479338767308.pngany-other-people"Nick, I swear to God, if theres anyone else out there who I care about who is actually alive and who you let me thinks is dead? I will literally kill you."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/surprise-e1479337617531.pngsurprise"Nope. Nobody else."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/spaniel-e1479335898132.pngspanielhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/howard_stark_thumb.jpghoward_stark_thumb"HYDRAs not going to come at you with a pocket knife."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/knife-3-e1479335411681.pngknife-3https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/kinfe-2-e1479335354322.pngkinfe-2https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/knife-1-e1479335295396.pngknife-1https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/daisy-e1479332565365.pngdaisy"What. Even. Are you?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/you-okay-e1479332301433.pngyou-okay"Hey. You okay."2025-05-31T20:34:46+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/05/18/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-56-moana/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/ant-man-poster-1.jpgant-man-poster-1https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/xnew-featurette-godzilla-monster-planet-hits-web-22-pagespeed-ic-mfypxiwqaw.jpgxnew-featurette-godzilla-monster-planet-hits-web-22.jpg.pagespeed.ic.mfYpxIwqAW“Yikes, what’s that?” “I dunno. Some kind of shrine?”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/thats-the-look-e1495063033988.pngThats the lookYeah, I know that look.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/who-you-truly-are-e1495062248172.pngWho you truly arehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/i-got-thos-e1495061392182.pngI got thos"IM FUCKIN MOANA AND I GOT THIS!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/dagobah-e1495060504203.pngDagobah"Moana. You must go to the Dagobah system."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/4-e1495059667798.png4https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/3-e1495059623853.png3https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/2-e1495059553666.png2https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/1-e1495059521290.png12023-07-17T16:57:43+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/06/22/brooklyn/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/tony-reading-e1498080862890.pngTony reading“PS. You might think that “Tony Stank” was a typo. It wasn’t. I did that deliberately. Because it’s hilarious.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/larry-king.jpglarry king“What the…Larry King!?”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/dropping-the-shield.gifdropping the shieldhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/captain_america_civil_war_116.pngCaptain_America_Civil_War_116"Under the sea! Under the sea! There'll be no habeas corpus! Just travesties of justice, under the seaaaaaa!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/civil_war_ii1.jpgCivil_War_IIhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/4cc96869c7c12fe77bc7eb472ebe53eb167f2295.jpg4cc96869c7c12fe77bc7eb472ebe53eb167f2295https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/may.jpgmayhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/dazed-and-confused.jpgdazed-and-confused"I love Aunt Mays. Every year they get younger. Yes they do, yes they do."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/bicep-curl.jpgbicep curlPff. I could do that. I just don’t want to.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/ironic-e1497990325924.pngironic"Its like RAAAAAAAINN! ON YOUR WEDDING DAY!"2021-05-22T21:14:55+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/08/03/disneyish-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-pochaontas-2-journey-to-a-new-world/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/hunchback.jpghunchback Well yes, but only when I’ve been dosed with fear toxin by the Scarecrow.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/hawaii-e1501709832940.pngHawaii“Tonight, on Brave, Blind and Bear: The gang infiltrate a drug cartel…in HAWAII.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/queen-anne-e1501709563788.jpgQueen anne“Also, do you think you could let me see my son?” “NO!”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/shaws-original-draft.jpgShaw's original draftOf course, that was in Shaws original draft, which was deemed "A bit too dark". https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/swabbing-e1501630344551.pngSwabbing"IM SWABBING! YA HAPPY, YA BASTARDS?!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/how-dare-e1501629892256.pngHo“How dare you judge them by everything they’ve said and done since they got here!”w dare“How dare you judge them by everything they’ve said and done since they got here!”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/boat-e1501629725417.pngbOAT"I aint gettin on no boat, fool."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/subtly-e1501355532810.pngSubtlySee the movies use of subtle visual storytelling.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/stick-figures-e1501353894171.pngStick figuresIve seen Republican healthcare plans with more detail.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/king-e1501352573467.pngKingFor fucks sake he was a REAL DUDE. THERE ARE PICTURES. YOU CAN LOOK THEM UP.2023-08-03T14:13:38+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/08/17/disneyish-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-the-hunchback-of-notre-dame-ii/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/you-cant-print-that-e1502834059937.jpgyou can't print that"You cant print that!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/willy-wonka.pngWilly-Wonkahttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/hugo-e1502832728849.pnghUGOhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/quasi.jpgQuasiGod I would pay money to see that.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/quasimodo1.jpgQuasimodohttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/the-hunchback-of-notre-dame3.pngthe-hunchback-of-notre-dame3https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/body-language-e1502830134308.pngBody languagehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/misaligned-eyes-e1502829667553.pngmisaligned eyesIs it a metaphor for the way her soul has become corrupted by Sarouschs greed or is thi just an awful cartoon? Who can say...https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ds-106-djali-hugo-lick.pngds-106-djali-hugo-lickhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/hugo-3-e1502828306858.pngHugo 32023-11-24T00:25:46+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/11/09/avatar-sozins-comet/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/energy-e1510174782794.pngenergy“SOMETHING MUMBLE AVATAR SOMETHING BENDING ENERGY MUMBLE MUMBLE.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/tax-reform-e1510174222811.pngTax reform"Were just focusing on tax reform right now."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/liorn-turtle-e1510094674901.pngLiorn turtlehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/avatar-tight-lips-e1510092529814.pngavatar Tight lipsStill, what do yo expect if you ask Avatar Tight Lips?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/dagobah-e1510091913494.pngDagobah"Aang, you must go to the Dagobah system..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/june.jpgjuneGod I love this show.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/melon-lord.gifmelon lordhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/azula1-e1510000274643.pngAzulaGuess who it was. Go on. You’ll never guess.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/the-horror-e1509916016129.jpgThe horrorThe horror...the horror...https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/frollo.jpgFrolloYeah. High praise.2021-05-22T21:11:09+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/11/30/he-may-have-been-ya-father-boy-but-he-werent-ya-daddy/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/gollum.gifGollumhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/guardians-of-the-galaxy-2-main-cast.jpgGuardians-of-the-Galaxy-2-Main-CastWelcome to the top spot, guys.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/laughing.gifLaughinghttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/yondu.jpgYonduHe was Mary Poppins, y’all.  https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/pixels.jpgPixelsAgain, not joking.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/hoff.jpgHoffhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-trailer-breakdown-70.jpgGuardians-of-the-Galaxy-Vol-2-trailer-breakdown-70See? It just wouldn't have worked with Stilt Man.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/cheers2.pngCheersThis movie, man.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/cheers1.pngCheershttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/220px-james_gunn_by_gage_skidmore.jpg220px-James_Gunn_by_Gage_Skidmore“Also, we show them being mean to Baby Groot.”2021-05-22T21:09:00+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/12/15/mouse-goes-to-war-nimbus-libere-1944/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/mickey-mouse.jpgmickey mouseMickey is confused because he usually does his killing up close.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/nimbuslibere.jpgNimbusLibere2023-12-21T04:57:46+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/02/01/the-toxic-avenger-1984/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/fascism-e1517436713105.pngFascism"You know, fellahs? Im such a simple small town cop. But Im starting to think what we really need is a strongman to overthrow the corrupt legal and democratic status quo and impose order through fear and the brutalisation of marginalised groups!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/politics-e1517432049367.pngPolitics"Its a reference to the Womens March on Versailles of 1789 when the wives of Paris, armed with brooms and mops, marched upon the Royal Seat of Louis XVI to protest the scarcity of bread and the absolute power of the monarch! Its obvious!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/no-pissing-e1517429806960.pngNo pissingOkay, fine. I chuckled.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/strange-days.jpgstrange dayshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/our-heroes1-e1517263186395.pngOur heroesOkay folks, you get to choose your own caption for this one: 1) Man, that sheep can do so much better. 2) This Black Mirror prequel, sucks! 3) On the plus side, Melvin is now eligible to be British Prime Minister. 4) Well, that puts the "Ew" in "Ewe". 5) This movies kills my soul. 6) RON.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/our-heroes-e1517262500540.pngOur heroesOur heroes.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/porn.jpgPorn"No."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/got-any-sugar-water.jpgGot any sugar water"Got any sugar water?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/film-stock1-e1517086649951.pngFilm stockThis bad.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/film-stock-e1517086577467.pngFilm stock2021-05-22T21:06:44+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/02/15/strange-days-1995/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/x-men.jpgx-menhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/four.jpgfourhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/toy-story-movie-posters-4.jpgToy-story-movie-posters-4Oh.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/se7en-1995-0.jpgSe7en (1995) 0Oh. Okay, that is actually a fantastic film.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/nope-e1518641067513.pngnopeHa! No. The world is a nightmare.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/eternal-life-e1518639776339.pngeternal lifehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/zak-snyder-e1518637981176.pngZak Snyder“So we should be looking for Zak Snyder?” “Nah. Not his MO. The victim wasn’t a superhero.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/yas-queen-e1518637597699.pngYas QueenI “Yas Queen!”ed, and I’m not even a “Yas Queen!” kinda guy.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/i-envy-them-e1518552239362.pngI envy them“Oh these foolish mortals, dancing away their mayfly lives. And yet…how I envy them.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/vampire-e1518383236448.pngVampire"Come and join me in the savage garden. Say your goodbyes to the sunlight and we shall spend eternity..." "Michael, youre not playing a vampire." "Oh shit, were we rolling?"2021-05-22T21:05:54+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/03/29/spirit-stallion-of-the-cimarron-2002/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/cabaret-wallpaper-cabaret-film-19901100-1024-768.jpgCabaret-wallpaper-cabaret-film-19901100-1024-768https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/screen-shot-2018-03-28-at-20-55-08.pngScreen Shot 2018-03-28 at 20.55.08"Wilkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/derby-800px.pngDerby-800pxhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/once-and-for-all.gifOnce and for allhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/screen-shot-2018-03-26-at-22-22-46.pngScreen Shot 2018-03-26 at 22.22.46"We're having sex and we don't care what you think!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/screen-shot-2018-03-26-at-22-15-16.pngScreen Shot 2018-03-26 at 22.15.16"Hey man, what you in for?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/man.jpgmanhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/get-off-my-back.jpgget off my back“Hey! You gonna ride me you could at least buy me dinner first! No respect! No respect at all.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/matt-damon.jpgMatt Damonhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/spirit1.jpgspirit2022-04-14T22:11:55+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/04/26/spirited-away-2001/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ragnarok.jpgragnarokhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/shrines-e1524686603719.pngshrinesAbout...shrines? Lets go with that.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/liffey.jpgLiffey"Yer only a bollocks, Mouse."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/power-of-love.gifpower of lovehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/haku-appeared-e1524685135364.pnghaku appearedhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/greatest.jpggreatestNo, not that one.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/no-face_and_chihiro.jpgNo-Face_and_Chihirohttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ho-yooken-e1524660425584.pngHo yooken"HADOUKEN!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/gold-e1524658965396.pnggoldhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/paper-cut-e1524658464914.pngPaper cut"OW! OW! PAPER CUT! PAPER CUT!"2021-05-22T21:03:03+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/05/10/piss-off-ghost/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/x2_poster.jpgX2_posterhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/throne.jpgthroneThanos is...oh crap.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/meh.gifmehhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/oh-shit.gifoh shithttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/plain-sailing-e1525897475342.pngplain sailing“Guys, I know we’ve been through a lot. But trust me. It’s plain sailing from here on it.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/philosophical-e1525897313956.pngphilosophical“IF HULK NOT SMASH GIANT MONSTER, WHAT EVEN IS HULK? WHAT HULK’S PURPOSE? WOULD YOU DENY HULK AIR HULK BREATH? WOULD YOU DENY HULK PROVIDENCE THAT SUSTAIN HULK?”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/drama-queen-e1525896598375.pngdrama queenGuys? I’m starting to think Loki might be a bit of a drama queen.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/god-of-thunder.jpggod of thunderhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/yes.gifyesNo one has ever reacted this way to meeting someone from work outside the office. No one.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/hela-versus-valkyries.pngHela versus valkyries2021-05-22T21:02:25+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/07/05/im-the-juggernaut-bitch/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/wanted.gifwantedhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/storm.jpgstorm"Know what happens to a calisto who gets struck by lightning? WELCOME TO JURASSIC PARK!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/thats-the-spirit.jpgthat's the spirithttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/hideous.jpghideousOh God. She's hideous.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/deadpool-2-juggernaut-photo-image.jpgDeadpool-2-Juggernaut-Photo-ImageFuck and also yes.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/juggernaut.jpgjuggernaut"AHM THE FAWKING JAWGERNOT YOU SLAG!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/bakshi.jpegbakshiYou cad.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/marsden.jpgmarsdenOh, right.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/fetus-xavier.jpgFetus-XavierThis last one, if you dont know, if Xavier murdering his twin sister while still in the womb.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/x-men-professor-x-in-love-with-jean-grey.jpgX-Men-Professor-X-In-Love-With-Jean-Grey2025-02-26T19:24:27+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/07/19/wizards-1977/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/fools-e1531945039981.pngFOOLShttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/threw-up.gifthrew uphttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/backgrounds.jpgbackgroundshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/robut.jpgrobut"I thought you were the robut?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/hamillmark_wizards_sean1.jpgHamillMark_Wizards_Sean1You come a long way, baby.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/elves.jpgelvesElves ready to do battle in the movie "Wizards," directed by Ralph Bakshi. The movie was released on Blu-ray on its 35th anniversary. //ADDITIONAL INFO: wizardsanni.0319 03/19/12 Ð Photo by COURTESY, 20TH CENTURY FOX HOME ENTERTAINMENT -- "Wizards" directed by Ralph Bakshi celebrates its 35th anniversary. Note: OCR granted permission but limited to use with "Wizards" or Ralph Bakshi.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/blackwolf.jpegblackwolfhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/nazis_ralph_bakshi_2.jpgNazis_Ralph_Bakshi_2https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/screen-shot-2018-07-17-at-11-24-59.pngScreen Shot 2018-07-17 at 11.24.59https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/wizards22.jpgWizards22These guys could teach a COURSE on the "secrets of war".2025-02-27T20:19:22+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/08/02/this-is-the-building-where-our-uncle-lived-where-our-father-killed-him/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/black_panther-fantastic-four.jpgblack_panther-fantastic-four He’s kind of a dick.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/screen-shot-2018-07-31-at-21-10-07.pngScreen Shot 2018-07-31 at 21.10.07https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/screen-shot-2018-07-31-at-20-57-58.pngScreen Shot 2018-07-31 at 20.57.58https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/screen-shot-2018-07-31-at-20-53-43.pngScreen Shot 2018-07-31 at 20.53.43https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/screen-shot-2018-07-31-at-20-53-22.pngScreen Shot 2018-07-31 at 20.53.22https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/screen-shot-2018-07-31-at-20-52-56.pngScreen Shot 2018-07-31 at 20.52.56https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/fivecentimetres.jpgfivecentimetreshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/mbaku.jpgm'baku"Uh...no?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/nakia-e1532976320741.pngnakia"YA DONT SAY?!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/wkabi.jpegw'kabi“Worst. King. Ever.”2021-05-22T20:59:33+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/09/13/disneyish-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-the-little-mermaid-2-return-to-the-sea/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/seal-e1536607194431.pngsEALhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/yakko-e1536607083645.pngYakkohttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/x-men-origins-wolverine-522c57cf94632.jpgx-men-origins-wolverine-522c57cf94632https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/shoal-of-fish-190012.jpgshoal-of-fish-190012“Onward compadrés!”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/tip-adndash.jpgtip adndashhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/screen-shot-2018-09-09-at-21-48-40.pngScreen Shot 2018-09-09 at 21.48.40Stones on you, lady.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/screen-shot-2018-09-09-at-21-43-44.pngScreen Shot 2018-09-09 at 21.43.44"Real nasty guy. Total dictator. Rageaholic. Abusive to his daughters. Used to imprison people for playing music, can you believe it and wow, I just realised I'm the hero of this thing."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/screen-shot-2018-09-09-at-21-31-38.pngScreen Shot 2018-09-09 at 21.31.38https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/screen-shot-2018-09-09-at-21-29-45.pngScreen Shot 2018-09-09 at 21.29.45Oh yeah. That's totally a woman who's had a kid.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/screen-shot-2018-09-09-at-21-28-27.pngScreen Shot 2018-09-09 at 21.28.272023-09-06T08:07:59+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/09/27/you-will-suffer-more-pain-than-any-other-man-can-endure-but-you-will-have-your-revenge/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/inside-out.jpginside outhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/worried-guinan.jpgworried guinan"Hmmmmm..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/jack-kirby-ab55be7ad5.jpgjack-kirby-ab55be7ad5“Let’s go old man!”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/your-friend-e1537568696523.jpgYOUR FRIENDAvaunt thee demon!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/deadppol-e1537568108347.jpgDeadppolhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/twist-e1537566978937.pngtwisthttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/x-men-origins-wolverine_gambit.jpgX-men-origins-wolverine_gambit“It is not.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/zero-e1537565581999.pngzero“Exactly. That’s why they call me…”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/logan-e1537565539996.pngLogan“Ohhhhhhhhhh I get it.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/claws.jpgclawsYou. Have got. To be kidding.2021-05-22T20:57:39+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/10/11/inside-out-2015/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/inside-out-gloom-3.jpgInside-out-gloom-3Daaaaw. Dude needs a hug.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/screen-shot-2018-10-09-at-20-07-11.pngScreen Shot 2018-10-09 at 20.07.11https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/florida.pngfloridaI mean, give me something to work with. Anything!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/washington-state.jpgwashington stateStones on you.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/screen-shot-2018-10-09-at-19-55-19.pngScreen Shot 2018-10-09 at 19.55.19“Yes. That’s it. Cry for me.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/screen-shot-2018-10-09-at-19-44-57.pngScreen Shot 2018-10-09 at 19.44.57https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/screen-shot-2018-10-06-at-16-38-09.pngScreen Shot 2018-10-06 at 16.38.09They outsourced the animation for this sequence to Taiwaan, saved a couple million and look like geniuses.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/gregory.jpgGregoryhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/dom.jpgdom"Well, I've been dead since 2009 so yeah, pretty sure."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/screen-shot-2018-10-06-at-15-14-29.pngScreen Shot 2018-10-06 at 15.14.29“New things are always terrible. Just look at New Mexico, New Hampshire, New York, New Jersey…garbage places for garbage people!”2023-01-14T11:56:22+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/10/31/gregory-horror-show-1999/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/screen-shot-2018-10-29-at-01-59-26-e1540778804797.pngScreen Shot 2018-10-29 at 01.59.26I obey.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/screen-shot-2018-10-29-at-01-50-00.pngScreen Shot 2018-10-29 at 01.50.00Where is the creature Blucatt? I must visit vengeance upon him.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/judgement-boy.jpgjudgement boy"You need to get home. You could walk through the haunted forest, or you could call Uber, even though their business practices are unethical. What do you do?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/hells-chef.gifhell's chef"I do not! Gregory! Tell him I'm scary!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/220px-gregory_horror_show_coverart.png220px-Gregory_Horror_Show_Coverarthttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/screen-shot-2018-10-26-at-21-12-43.pngScreen Shot 2018-10-26 at 21.12.43https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/title.pngtitlehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/gregory-house.pngGregory HouseSpooky.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/gregoryhouse.pngGregoryHousehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/gregory-horror-show-wallpapers-gregory-horror-show-2670225-1280-1024.gifGregory-Horror-Show-Wallpapers-gregory-horror-show-2670225-1280-10242021-05-22T20:55:47+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/11/15/no-resurrections-this-time/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/about-damn-time.gifabout damn timeAbout damn time.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/warlock01042617-e1542062917841.jpgwarlock01042617You think killing half the universe is bad? Check out that man-bun.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/furs-e1542062691966.pngfurshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/a-chance.gifa chancehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/kane.gifKANEhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/kick-names.gifkick nameshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/screenshot_20181106-123323_marvel-comics-e1542056547191.jpgScreenshot_20181106-123323_Marvel Comicshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/you-just-sat-there-e1542055824417.pngyou just sat there“You just sat there. Doing nothing. FOR YEARS!”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/alien-e1542055319985.pngAlien“Gonna have to be more specific kid, that happens in literally every one.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/nope-e1542054131304.pngnope"Nope. All bugs now."2021-05-22T20:54:47+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/11/28/mysterious-girlfriend-x-2012/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/wonder-woman-is-full-of-bondage-themes-960397.jpgWonder-Woman-is-full-of-bondage-themes-960397Okay, fine, occasionally it gets to three.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/olaf.jpegolafhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/spit.gifspithttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/here-we-go-again.gifhere we go againhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/done.gifdonehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/screen-shot-2019-11-26-at-23.41.43.pngScreen Shot 2019-11-26 at 23.41.43https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/screen-shot-2019-11-26-at-23.41.06.pngScreen Shot 2019-11-26 at 23.41.06https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/screen-shot-2019-11-26-at-23.40.29.pngScreen Shot 2019-11-26 at 23.40.29https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/screen-shot-2019-11-26-at-23.39.27.pngScreen Shot 2019-11-26 at 23.39.27https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/seven-days.pngseven days"Seven days..."2021-05-22T20:51:19+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/03/05/mars-needs-moms-2011/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/scrotum-e1583360405236.jpgscrotumDid no one notice? Seriously? DID NO ONE NOTICE?!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/polite-clap.gifpolite claphttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/screen-shot-2020-03-04-at-21.37.18.pngScreen Shot 2020-03-04 at 21.37.18Zemeckis, what have you wrought?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/screen-shot-2020-03-04-at-20.53.59.pngScreen Shot 2020-03-04 at 20.53.59The weird monster from beyond the stars can do so much better than him.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/screen-shot-2020-03-04-at-20.42.54.pngScreen Shot 2020-03-04 at 20.42.54https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/screen-shot-2020-03-04-at-20.27.45.pngScreen Shot 2020-03-04 at 20.27.45"Mellow out, man! I'm not the fuzz!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/screen-shot-2020-03-04-at-20.10.56.pngScreen Shot 2020-03-04 at 20.10.56"Gribble-Tastic!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/its-such-a-beautiful-day.jpgit's such a beautiful dayhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/marge.gifmargehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/doctor-evil.gifdoctor evil2021-05-22T20:49:15+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/05/14/i-love-you-3000/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/screen-shot-2020-05-12-at-22.04.55.pngScreen Shot 2020-05-12 at 22.04.55"I use to look like Terence Howard. No one remembers it, but I swear to God it's true!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/screen-shot-2020-05-12-at-21.49.01.pngScreen Shot 2020-05-12 at 21.49.01"Man, I got a weird chin."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/screen-shot-2020-05-12-at-21.46.53.pngScreen Shot 2020-05-12 at 21.46.53"No....he knows."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/screen-shot-2020-05-11-at-23.12.45.pngScreen Shot 2020-05-11 at 23.12.45https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/screen-shot-2020-05-11-at-22.57.10.pngScreen Shot 2020-05-11 at 22.57.10https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/screen-shot-2020-05-11-at-22.33.42.pngScreen Shot 2020-05-11 at 22.33.42https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/screen-shot-2020-05-11-at-22.04.48.pngScreen Shot 2020-05-11 at 22.04.48Godammit Tony.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/screen-shot-2020-05-11-at-22.00.56.pngScreen Shot 2020-05-11 at 22.00.56Good to see he's found a new child soldier to fill the void in his life left by Peter.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/screen-shot-2020-05-11-at-21.47.43.pngScreen Shot 2020-05-11 at 21.47.43"You son of a bitch...were in!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/screen-shot-2020-05-09-at-23.02.40.pngScreen Shot 2020-05-09 at 23.02.402021-05-22T20:47:50+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/05/28/avengers-assemble/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/screen-shot-2020-05-26-at-21.42.57.pngScreen Shot 2020-05-26 at 21.42.57https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/screen-shot-2020-05-26-at-21.36.18.pngScreen Shot 2020-05-26 at 21.36.18Clint Eastwood's in the MCU?!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/screen-shot-2020-05-25-at-20.39.03.pngScreen Shot 2020-05-25 at 20.39.03"And I...am Iron Man."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/screen-shot-2020-05-24-at-22.54.17.pngScreen Shot 2020-05-24 at 22.54.17"Man, fuck you. I work hard."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/screen-shot-2020-05-24-at-22.53.05.pngScreen Shot 2020-05-24 at 22.53.05"Well I don't see the Defenders, Cloak and Dagger, the Inhumans, the Punisher or any of the major militaries of planet Earth..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/screen-shot-2020-05-24-at-22.36.13.pngScreen Shot 2020-05-24 at 22.36.13https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/screen-shot-2020-05-24-at-22.23.42.pngScreen Shot 2020-05-24 at 22.23.42FUCK AND ALSO YEShttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/screen-shot-2020-05-24-at-21.31.30.pngScreen Shot 2020-05-24 at 21.31.30https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/screen-shot-2020-05-21-at-21.11.15.pngScreen Shot 2020-05-21 at 21.11.15Aw crap...https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/screen-shot-2020-05-20-at-22.07.57.pngScreen Shot 2020-05-20 at 22.07.572021-05-22T20:47:22+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/04/30/youre-the-best-of-all-of-us-miles-youre-on-your-way/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/you_gotta_go_home__man__by_sup_fan_dd27o2i-fullview-e1588105554272.jpgyou_gotta_go_home__man__by_sup_fan_dd27o2i-fullviewhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/screen-shot-2020-04-27-at-23.12.50.pngScreen Shot 2020-04-27 at 23.12.50https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/screen-shot-2020-04-27-at-22.51.08.pngScreen Shot 2020-04-27 at 22.51.08That's the expression of a man who's just realised he's Spider-Man's uncle.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/screen-shot-2020-04-27-at-21.43.26.pngScreen Shot 2020-04-27 at 21.43.26https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/milesmorales.jpegmilesmoraleshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/you-did-good-kid.pngyou did good kid*UNCONTROLLABLE SOBBING*https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/spider-man_into_the_spider-verse_2018_poster-1.pngSpider-Man_Into_the_Spider-Verse_(2018_poster)https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/new-52-justice-league.jpegnew-52-justice-leaguehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/snipimage.jpgSnipImagehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/image001.pngimage0012021-05-22T20:45:55+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/07/09/it-doesnt-have-to-be-good-to-be-a-classic/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/0367e-13eujjwrktj8zw_tj1o5dpw.jpeg1*3eUjjwRkTj8zW_tj1o5Dpwhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/barbara_gordon_the_killing_joke_0003.jpgBarbara_Gordon_The_Killing_Joke_0003Oh well. Movie saved, then.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/screenshot-2020-07-08-at-21.49.02.pngScreenshot 2020-07-08 at 21.49.02Dont ask. Just dont.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/brian-bolland-killing-joke-page-27-e1594243639260.jpgBrian Bolland Killing Joke page 27https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/screenshot-2020-07-08-at-21.49.55.pngScreenshot 2020-07-08 at 21.49.55What a bunch of uncouth toughs. I hope Batman beats them thoroughly.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/batman-and-barbara-e1594153720643.jpgbatman and barbarahttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/screenshot-2020-07-07-at-21.18.40.pngScreenshot 2020-07-07 at 21.18.40https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/screenshot-2020-07-07-at-21.06.00.pngScreenshot 2020-07-07 at 21.06.00https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/screenshot-2020-07-07-at-20.51.19.pngScreenshot 2020-07-07 at 20.51.19This fucking guy.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/screenshot-2020-07-07-at-20.04.55.pngScreenshot 2020-07-07 at 20.04.552021-05-22T20:38:00+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/08/15/night-of-the-hunter-1955/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/screenshot-2020-08-14-at-20.45.08.pngScreenshot 2020-08-14 at 20.45.08https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/screenshot-2020-08-14-at-19.59.39.pngScreenshot 2020-08-14 at 19.59.39https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/screenshot-2020-08-14-at-00.04.33.pngScreenshot 2020-08-14 at 00.04.33https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/peekaboo.gifpeekaboohttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/the-spoons-e1597267191450.jpgthe spoonsWith a name like "Icey" I guess she should be glad she turned down that marriage proposal from Gustav Wiener.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/screenshot-2020-08-12-at-22.00.41.pngScreenshot 2020-08-12 at 22.00.41Sidebar: this movie made me realise that colour film was a terrible, terrible idea.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/bible.jpgbibleYes, yes, you don't like it when I get political, I don't like it when my faith is used as a prop by a fascist Orangutan. Things are tough all over.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/lambs.gifLambshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/night-of-the-hunter-e1597140855450.jpgnight of the hunter"I dont know what words mean!"2021-05-22T20:36:35+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/10/08/disneyish-reviews-with-the-unscrupulous-mouse-artemis-fowl/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/mcpherson-conor_credit-mel-melcon.jpgmcpherson-conor_credit-mel-melcon"Yes Mouse! I thought I was too good for theatre! Gaze upon me and learn from my mistake!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/screenshot-2020-10-06-at-10.09.36.pngScreenshot 2020-10-06 at 10.09.36Whaaaaaaaat?!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/screenshot-2020-10-05-at-21.17.34.pngScreenshot 2020-10-05 at 21.17.34https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/artemis-fowl_poster.jpgartemis-fowl_posterhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/judi-dech.jpgJudi Dench"THEY RELEASED IT?! WORLDWIDE?! THEY PUT JAMES BLOODY CORDEN IN IT?!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/artemis-fowl-teaser-trailer-4-haven-city.jpgartemis-fowl-teaser-trailer-4-haven-cityIf your subterranean city does not have Lawrence Fishbourne yelling "MACHINES!" it can go straight to Hell. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/screenshot-2020-09-29-at-19.48.54.pngScreenshot 2020-09-29 at 19.48.54A one wheeled skateboard. The douche's chariot. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/screenshot-2020-09-27-at-21.15.40.pngScreenshot 2020-09-27 at 21.15.402021-05-22T20:35:34+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2021/01/07/well-at-least-we-can-all-agree-the-third-ones-always-the-worst/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/james_howlett_earth-trn414_from_x_men_apocalypse_003.jpgJames_Howlett_(Earth-TRN414)_from_X_Men_Apocalypse_003https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/auschwitz.pngAuschwitzhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/manimal.jpgmanimalFair. Fair.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/the-owl.jpgthe owlhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/x-men_apocalypse_09.pngX-MEN_APOCALYPSE_09https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/xmen.jpgXMENhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/super-saiyan-e1609795606298.pngsuper saiyan"YAAAAAAAAAAARGGHHHH!!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/screenshot_20210104-185418_covid-tracker-ireland-e1609794124194.jpgScreenshot_20210104-185418_COVID Tracker Ireland2021-05-22T20:33:03+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2021/04/11/the-end-of-evangelion-1997/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/1ed46-nge2.jpgNGE2https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/screenshot-2021-04-07-at-20.54.52.pngScreenshot 2021-04-07 at 20.54.52https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/screenshot-2021-04-03-at-23.12.21.pngScreenshot 2021-04-03 at 23.12.21https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/wonks.gifwonks"There's no earthly way of KNOWing.. "Which direction we are GOing..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/screenshot-2021-04-03-at-22.41.33.pngScreenshot 2021-04-03 at 22.41.33https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/screenshot-2021-04-03-at-22.40.08.pngScreenshot 2021-04-03 at 22.40.08https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/screenshot-2021-04-03-at-22.34.45.pngScreenshot 2021-04-03 at 22.34.45https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/screenshot-2021-04-03-at-22.06.28.pngScreenshot 2021-04-03 at 22.06.28https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/screenshot-2021-04-03-at-21.22.47.pngScreenshot 2021-04-03 at 21.22.47I'm just going to say it. My religion teacher was asleep at the fucking wheel.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/screenshot-2021-04-03-at-21.14.45.pngScreenshot 2021-04-03 at 21.14.452022-01-07T04:30:37+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/09/08/10-john-a-costello/2023-01-12T00:30:21+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2021/05/11/fck-it-im-doing-all-the-anime/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/embrace.jpegembracehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/death-parade.jpegdeath paradehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/screenshot-2021-04-20-at-22.03.25.pngScreenshot 2021-04-20 at 22.03.25https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/all-might.jpegall might2021-05-31T21:16:36+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2021/02/11/beneath-this-mask-there-is-an-idea-mr-creedy-and-ideas-are-bulletproof/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/death-toll.pngDeath tollAt time of writing, the UK Covid death toll is 109 thousand and rising.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/why-what-did-i-do.pngWhy what did i do"Why?! What did I do?!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/surprise.pngsurprisehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/evey-hammonds.pngevey hammondsAnd here, Evey Hammond's troubles begin.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/trust-e1612388486912.pngtrustWell, if you cant trust a facist paedophile, who can you trust?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/oh-jesus.pngOh Jesus"What?! OH JESUS THEY'LL BE KILLED!!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/yeah-but-theyre-not.pngYeah but they're not"Yeah but...they're not?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/youre-going-mad.jpgyou're going madhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/v-for-joker.pngv for jokerhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/speech-5.pngSpeech 52021-11-11T02:16:47+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2021/04/28/watch-me-do-the-instagram/2021-04-29T18:56:47+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2021/04/20/get-your-sneak-peek-of-when-the-sparrow-falls/2021-04-20T20:08:46+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2021/04/15/and-the-best-part-is-i-didnt-have-to-get-an-instagram-account/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/tor.pngtor2021-04-19T13:47:17+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2021/04/11/i-promise-i-will-make-this-up-to-you/2021-05-03T03:24:44+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/07/31/akira-1988/2021-03-20T20:29:14+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/06/11/from-up-on-poppy-hill-2011/2025-11-02T17:35:23+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/07/09/interstella-5555-the-5tory-of-the-5ecret-5tar-5ystem-2003/2021-03-20T20:28:25+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/09/28/the-melancholy-of-haruhi-suzumiya-the-endless-eight/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/unicorn.jpgunicornhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/little-hand5-e1506291450316.pngLittle handhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/torrence.gifTorrencehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/little-hand4-e1506291040176.pngLittle hand"So put your little hand in mine..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/eat-your-soul.pngeat your soul"Give up Mouse! You cannot possibly watch all eight episodes!" "Yeah man, why are you doing this to yourself?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/little-hand3-e1506289999348.pngLittle hand"So put your little hand in mine."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/little-hand2-e1506289186731.pngLittle handhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/clue.pngcLUEYou taint the very sky with your LIES!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/little-hand1-e1506288170507.pngLittle hand"So put your little hand in mine..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/little-hand-e1506286965393.pngLittle hand"So put your little hand in mine..."2021-03-20T20:28:18+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/10/12/the-last-unicorn-1982/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/lir-e1507754904641.jpgLir"My children are swans now? Oy!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/lazy-bastard-e1507754657797.pnglAZY BASTARDhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/avatar-the-last-airbender-hogwarts.jpgAvatar-the-last-airbender-hogwartshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/lee.gifleehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/guiness-e1507753692925.pngGuinessAhab says "I don't care who you are, here's to your dream".https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/i-love-whom-i-love.jpgI love whom I love"Just so we're all clear, I am fucking that horse."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/mabruk.jpgMabruk"Nah. I believe the best revenge is living well. You'll never see me again."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/schmendrick.jpgSchmendrickHe's an outsider! He'll make magic great again!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/release-the-hounds.jpgRelease the hounds"Release the hounds."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/david-bowie.jpgDavid Bowie"Im still alive too."2021-03-20T20:28:11+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/12/07/momotaro-no-umiwashi-1943/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/screen-shot-2017-12-06-at-21-52-58.pngScreen Shot 2017-12-06 at 21.52.58"Guys, there is literally no way this can come back to bite us in the ass. We have thought this through, believe me."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/screen-shot-2017-12-06-at-21-26-05.pngScreen Shot 2017-12-06 at 21.26.05Huh, looks a lot like Hawaii. Oh.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/momotaro19433.jpgMomotaro19433https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/olaf.jpgOLF'S FROZEN ADVENTURE"I just wanted to say, I hope you liked my movie. I know it's not perfect but I really tried my hardest. And I hope you have a wonderful Christmas. God bless."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/hiroshima2-998x699.jpghiroshima2-998x699Figuratively and literally.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/japanese_retaliation.jpgJapanese_retaliation2021-03-20T20:28:02+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/08/16/5-centimetres-per-second-2007/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/ohhh.gifohhhhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/hermione.gifhermionehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/adaptation-voice-over-brian-cox.pngadaptation-voice-over-brian-coxhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/bellaedward-555478_429621967081035_556763962_n.jpgBella&Edward-555478_429621967081035_556763962_nNewp.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/cherries.jpgcherriesHave another, go on.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/oceania-e1534271394704.pngoCEANIA“Give me the Mouse, and the rest of you may keep your limbs!”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/2.gif2https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/41.jpg4https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/31.png3https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/3.png32021-03-20T20:19:38+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/12/06/the-garden-of-words-2013/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/x-men-first-class-widescreen-wallpaper-01.jpgX-Men-First-Class-Widescreen-Wallpaper-01https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/running-e1543698028844.pngrunningLady come on! THERE ARE FACEBOOK ACCOUNTS THAT ARE OLDER THAN HIM!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/zestyyellowishcanadagoose-size_restricted.gifZestyYellowishCanadagoose-size_restrictedhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/shot-down.jpgshot downhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/body-language-e1543696424975.pngBody languagehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/damn-clogs.gifdamn clogshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/ohhhh-shit-e1543695065575.pngohhhh shitOhhhh shit. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/kanto.pngKantoMan, thatll be murder on the fire-type pokémon.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/chocolates-a-vegetable-e1543692016741.pngChocolate's a vegetable"Yknow, chocolates technically a vegetable."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/doohickey-e1543686856409.pngdoohickeyThis. This doohickey.2021-03-20T20:18:48+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/03/28/tales-from-earthsea-2006/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/gorillaz-e1553724811168.pnggorillazHmmm...have any other reviews made the Gorillaz joke? Literally every single one? I see.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/the-chosen-one.gifthe chosen onehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/last-night-e1553721141550.pnglast night"Last night, you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/grandpa.jpggrandpa"Grandpa, this story sucks."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/farmboy-e1553635162198.pngfarmboy"The farmboy was amazed to discover that when she said "I despise anyone who doesnt care about life" what she meant was "Fuck off and die."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/the-whole-planet.gifthe whole planethttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/morticia-e1553633767332.pngmorticiahttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/coincidence.gifcoincidencehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/tit.jpgtitIt is known as Anuráin-The Sword with Tits.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/therru.jpgTherruGasp. She's hideous.2021-03-20T20:18:24+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/01/23/a-silent-voice-2016/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/kiki.jpgkikihttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/bank-security-guard-sleeping.jpegBank-Security-Guard-SleepingOverly cosy chairs. The security guard's curse.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/shoko.pngshokohttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/or-naoka.jpgor naokaOr Naoka Ueno to her friends.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/naoka-slap.gifnaoka slapSomeone made a gif. Today is a good day.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/xs-and-os.pngXS AND OS“X’s and Oo-o-o-s they want me…”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/naoka.pngnaokaExcept Naoka. That bitch the devil.2021-03-20T20:16:45+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/02/06/kikis-delivery-service-1989/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/screen-shot-2020-02-05-at-21.13.33.pngScreen Shot 2020-02-05 at 21.13.33Or an actual goddamn movie whose existence I had completely forgotten and will never remember again.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/those-eyes.jpgthose eyes"YOU WERE RIGHT MOUSE! YOU WERE RIGHT!!!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/kiki.gifkiki“I dunno. Will it help me fly?”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/nerds.gifNERDShttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/captain-marvel.jpgcaptain marvelhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/europe.jpegeuropeWhere are all the American tourists being hunted through the streets? And the piles of dead bodies laid waste by socialised healthcare?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/screen-shot-2020-02-02-at-21.27.17.pngScreen Shot 2020-02-02 at 21.27.17"When I grow up, I'm going to spend my days hiding in large crowds and waiting for people to find me."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/screen-shot-2020-02-02-at-21.03.39.pngScreen Shot 2020-02-02 at 21.03.39https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/jiji.gifjijihttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/hitler.gifhitler2021-03-20T20:16:09+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/11/26/perfect-blue-1997/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/im-real.pngI'm realhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/rumi.pngRumihttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/toukou.pngtoukouhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/mima.pngMimaOH SHIT IT'S MIMAhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/possess.pngpossesshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/bullshit.pngbullshithttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/radio.pngradiohttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/well-this-looks-healthy.pngwell this looks healthyThis will be fine.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/resolution.pngresolutionUh, bullSHIT she's getting that kind of resolution.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/cyvber-bullying.pngcyvber bullyingThis is how we used to cyber-bully back in the day, kids.2021-03-20T20:13:28+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/06/15/the-quiet-man-1952/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/eddie.gifeddiehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/screen-shot-2020-06-11-at-21.33.03.pngScreen Shot 2020-06-11 at 21.33.03https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/screen-shot-2020-06-11-at-21.31.11.pngScreen Shot 2020-06-11 at 21.31.11https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/screen-shot-2020-06-11-at-21.27.30.pngScreen Shot 2020-06-11 at 21.27.30https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/screen-shot-2020-06-11-at-21.25.20.pngScreen Shot 2020-06-11 at 21.25.20https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/screen-shot-2020-06-11-at-21.16.08.pngScreen Shot 2020-06-11 at 21.16.08https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/screen-shot-2020-06-10-at-23.23.38.pngScreen Shot 2020-06-10 at 23.23.38"I just want you for sex and domestic labour. Because I am a FEMINIST."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/screen-shot-2020-06-10-at-22.17.56.pngScreen Shot 2020-06-10 at 22.17.56https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/screen-shot-2020-06-10-at-21.58.28.pngScreen Shot 2020-06-10 at 21.58.28https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/screen-shot-2020-06-10-at-21.53.51.pngScreen Shot 2020-06-10 at 21.53.51“Why no Ma’am, I’m going to set up a tech company, make a billion dollars and not pay one red cent in taxes I plum reckon.”2024-02-29T16:34:59+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2021/03/17/non-americans-your-time-has-come/2021-03-22T21:17:23+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2021/03/11/shin-godzilla-2016/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/wandavision.jpgwandavisionhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/sweet-germans.pngsweet germanshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/a-lot-on-his-plate.pngA lot on his platehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/fire-breath.pngFire breathhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/these-american-women.pngThese American womenOh these American women. They don't let anyone tell them what to do!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/meeting.pngMeetingAh, now we're getting somewhere!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/those-eyes.pngthose eyeshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/landfall-2.pngLandfall 2https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/mushroom-cloud-e1614719910571.pngmushroom cloudhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/landfall.pngLandfall2021-03-24T16:09:44+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2021/03/04/publishers-weekly-review/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/play-enjoyed-by-all.pngPlay Enjoyed by All2021-04-12T00:16:48+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2021/02/08/when-the-sparrow-falls-now-available-on-net-galley/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/sharpson-when-the-sparrow-falls-twitter-header-onsale.jpgSharpson-When-the-Sparrow-Falls-Twitter-Header-OnSale2021-02-10T09:05:42+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2021/01/21/a-poem/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/sad-trump.jpgsad trump2021-01-30T00:34:52+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/12/24/peace-on-earth-good-will-to-all/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/peace-on-earth.jpgpeace on earth2020-12-28T18:08:49+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/11/16/over-the-garden-wall-the-unknown/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/blanket.pngblankethttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/hug.pnghughttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/over-the-garden-wall-beast-640x353-1.jpgover-the-garden-wall-beast-640x353https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/crying.pngcryinghttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/beast.pngBeast"Pareidolia?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/woodsman.pngwoodsman"Are you kidding, I don't even want one! Hiyo!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/our-skis.pngoUR SKIS2020-11-19T05:41:07+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/11/13/over-the-garden-wall-into-the-unknown/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/playa.pngPlayaPlay on, playa.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/jason.pngJasonLadies please. Control yourselves.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/sara.pngSaraI don't think this is why Wirt's into her, but no judgement either way.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/wixard-e1605271324534.pngWixardKnown to his men as "Ol Spellface", he was eaten by a dragon at Gettysburg.2024-06-24T15:00:48+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/11/12/over-the-garden-wall-babes-in-the-wood/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/wanking-gif.gifwanking gifDespite blogging for eight years, I still thought it was a good idea to google "Wanking Gif". I got everything I deserved.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/babes-in-the-wood.jpgBABES IN THE WOODhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/aunti-whispers.pngAunti Whispers2020-11-13T08:23:54+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/11/06/a-reminder/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/only-as-a-reminder.jpgOnly as a reminder2024-06-08T12:43:17+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/11/06/over-the-garden-wall-the-ringing-of-the-bell/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/screenshot-2020-11-06-at-10.40.18.pngScreenshot 2020-11-06 at 10.40.18"How'd you do I, see you've met my, faithful HANDY man..."2021-11-06T15:06:02+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/10/30/over-the-garden-wall-lullaby-in-frogland/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/jason-funderberker.jpgjason funderberkerhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/download.pngdownloadhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/download-1.gifdownloadhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/frog.jpgfrog2020-11-05T22:15:56+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/10/24/over-the-garden-wall-mad-love/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/pluto_nash.jpgPluto_NashMy God he's been in some awful shit.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/monocle.gifmonoclehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/quincy_2.jpgQuincy_22020-10-24T23:52:45+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/10/22/rimini-riddle-i-like-shooting-children/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/screenshot-2020-10-22-at-21.53.57.pngScreenshot 2020-10-22 at 21.53.57Jesus. It's like Spitting Image made a Margaret Thatcher puppet and rejected it for being too mean. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/screenshot-2020-10-22-at-18.05.31.pngScreenshot 2020-10-22 at 18.05.31"Tell me Rory, do you like movies about gladiators?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/screenshot-2020-10-22-at-18.05.23.pngScreenshot 2020-10-22 at 18.05.23https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/download.gifdownloadhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/screenshot-2020-10-22-at-13.49.07.pngScreenshot 2020-10-22 at 13.49.07https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/screenshot-2020-10-22-at-13.47.01.pngScreenshot 2020-10-22 at 13.47.01https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/screenshot-2020-10-22-at-13.45.01.pngScreenshot 2020-10-22 at 13.45.012020-10-25T22:10:10+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/10/22/uk-cover-reveal/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/when-the-sparrow-falls-final-v2.jpgWHEN THE SPARROW FALLS FINAL v22020-10-24T01:59:17+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/10/18/over-the-garden-wall-songs-of-the-dark-lantern/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/the-beast.gifthe beasthttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/dark-lantern.jpgdark lantern2020-10-21T21:13:34+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/10/19/when-the-sparrow-falls-now-available-for-pre-order/2020-10-20T10:59:18+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/10/16/over-the-garden-wall-schooltown-follies/2020-10-17T17:28:24+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/10/11/over-the-garden-wall/2020-10-18T13:32:28+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/10/08/over-the-garden-wall-the-old-grist-mill/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/screenshot-2020-10-06-at-11.28.26.pngScreenshot 2020-10-06 at 11.28.26The squirrels are wearing bow ties. Something is amiss.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/over-the-garden-wall.jpgover the garden wall2020-10-11T19:13:07+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/09/27/cover-reveal/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/whensparrowfalls_comp_02.jpgWhenSparrowFalls_comp_022020-10-10T07:00:42+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/09/10/bats-versus-bolts-the-silent-era/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/screenshot-2020-09-03-at-23.43.10.pngScreenshot 2020-09-03 at 23.43.10https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/screenshot-2020-09-03-at-23.31.17.pngScreenshot 2020-09-03 at 23.31.17https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/nosferatu.gifnosferatuhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/screenshot-2020-09-03-at-22.57.23.pngScreenshot 2020-09-03 at 22.57.23https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/gustav_von_wangenheim.jpgGustav von Wangenheim"Why is this funny, please?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/augustus_phillips_002-e1599076567835.jpgAugustus_Phillips_002"...."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/screenshot-2020-09-01-at-17.55.29.pngScreenshot 2020-09-01 at 17.55.29https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/screenshot-2020-09-01-at-17.18.53.pngScreenshot 2020-09-01 at 17.18.53"See you in court."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/tesla_portrait_0.jpegtesla_portrait_0"Oh no. He's definitely dead. Heh heh heh."2025-03-10T11:32:31+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/07/23/14131/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/grandest-bookshop.jpggrandest bookshop2020-08-05T19:12:57+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/06/24/hello-lovely-patrons/2020-06-25T12:20:52+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/06/17/transatlantic-tales-is-now-up-on-you-tube/2020-06-18T05:10:34+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/05/28/lets-all-go-to-the-theatre/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/20200528_1525304684724128806115743.jpg20200528_1525304684724128806115743.jpg2020-05-29T14:14:06+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/05/14/ive-got-a-little-list-ive-got-a-little-list/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/reviews.jpgHands with red frame reaches out from heap of papers2020-05-25T13:08:38+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/07/06/once-more-with-feeling-2001/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/strange1.jpgstrange1https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/kiss.gifkisshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/xander-e1499120983609.pngXanderOh Xander, you loveable goof. Many, many people are dead.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/despair-e1499119969131.pngdespairhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/sweet.gifSweetThat wasn't even a special effect. He just does that.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lord-of-the-dance-e1499030641140.pngLord of the dance"Not the scary one. Just a demon."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/nightime-funerals-e1499028915288.pngNightime funeralsYou know. One of those night time funerals that people have.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/shirt-off.jpgShirt offYhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/screaming-fans.gifscreaming fanshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/carlotta-e1498947780137.jpgCarlotta"TOPOLINO STUPIDO! I, CARLOTTA, HAVE SUNG IN THE FINEST BLOGS OF EUROPE! AND NOW YOU TELL ME THERE IS TO BE NO SHOW?!" 2025-11-11T04:42:34+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/02/23/bill-cipher-reviews-weirdmageddon/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/guardians.jpgguardianshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/gravity-falls-01-alex-hirsch-e1487807565595.jpgALEX HIRSCH (CREATOR, "GRAVITY FALLS")“Thank you. I feel a lot better now.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/the-truth-e1487807234239.pngthe-truth"NO...NOOOOOOOOOOO!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/miyazaki-rays-e1487804992302.pngmiyazaki-rays“死ぬ、悪魔！”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/bakshi-rays-e1487804359426.pngbakshi-rays"Dont let up, man! Hes weakening!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/oh-the-pain-e1487804183238.pngoh-the-pain“OH. NO. THE PAIN. THE PAIN OF IT ALL.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/bluth-rays-e1487804057751.pngbluth-rays“Disney, whatever you’re going to do, do it now!”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/punch.jpgpunchTHAT WAS ACTUALLY QUITE PAINFUL.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/echo-e1487803280263.pngechoECHO...ECHO...ECHO...ECHO...https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/angry-bill-e1487802466211.pngangry-billTHIS IS MY "SLIGHTLY PEEVED" FACE.2023-07-10T14:13:09+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/02/28/star-wars-clone-wars-volume-1-2003/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/wolverine.jpgTheWolverine_1400x2100https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/screen-shot-2019-02-27-at-19.55.36.pngScreen Shot 2019-02-27 at 19.55.36"I WILL WALK INTO A COURT WHILE IT WRECKS ALL ERECT SCREAMING "YES! I AM GUILTY MOTHERFUCKERS I AM DEATH!""https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/ackbar.gifackbarhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/screen-shot-2019-02-27-at-11.35.35.pngScreen Shot 2019-02-27 at 11.35.35"Nah bro."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/cold-dead.jpgcold deadhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/screen-shot-2019-02-27-at-11.20.22.pngScreen Shot 2019-02-27 at 11.20.22https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/screen-shot-2019-02-26-at-14.11.21.pngScreen Shot 2019-02-26 at 14.11.21"My evil plans are like jazz, man. I just do what feels right in the moment."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/bawk.gifbawkhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/screen-shot-2019-02-26-at-13.41.22.pngScreen Shot 2019-02-26 at 13.41.22"Ugh. How gauche."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/screen-shot-2019-02-25-at-20.28.04.pngScreen Shot 2019-02-25 at 20.28.042023-10-03T23:56:19+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/11/14/disneyish-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-tangled-the-series/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/mysterious-girfriend-x.jpgMysterious girfriend x Mysterious Girlfriend X is still garbage, that will never change.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/screen-shot-2019-11-12-at-21.10.30.pngScreen Shot 2019-11-12 at 21.10.30That is the worst mural that has ever existed, will ever exist or theoretically could ever exist. It is flaming garbage on a wall.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/aslan.jpgaslan“Be at peace, son of Rand and McNally. You have saved the universe.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/raptor.jpgraptor“Wow. What a great character.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/elf-maiden.jpgelf maiden“Of course. I love you, Sarcastic Map of Wartime Europe! I always have!”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/cassandra.jpgcassandraNot sure if that double entendre tracks so to remove any ambiguity; she wants to plough her.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/screen-shot-2019-11-09-at-17.06.02-e1573319263762.pngScreen Shot 2019-11-09 at 17.06.02The Black Thorns. The Hell Spikes. The Doom Prickles. These are just off the top of my head, folks.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/tangled-4.jpgtangled 4https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/tangled-3.pngtangled 3https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/tangled-2-1.jpgtangled 22025-02-25T02:54:26+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/02/09/gravity-falls-2012-2016/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/anime-e1484960046572.pnganimeOH CRAP. I ABSORBED SOME ANIMATION NERD TENDENCIES FROM MY CURRENT HOST SO I HAVE TO POINT OUT SPRITLE AND CHIM CHIM FROM SPEED RACER IN THE BACK SEAT.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/wendy.gifwendyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/gideon.pnggideonHE'S...ACTUALLY REALLY EVIL, I SWEAR. DARN IT, THIS IS REALLY THE BEST PICTURE WE HAVE?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/babysfirstdisitigration.jpgbabysfirstdisitigrationCRAZY TALK! https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/s2e8_time_baby_silence.pngs2e8_time_baby_silencehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/cthulhu-e1484777350916.pngcthulhuOH CTHULHU.! HELL APPEAR IN ANYTHING, THAT PUBLIC DOMAIN SLUT!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/lies-to-little-children-e1484777131173.pnglies-to-little-childrenLIES TO LITTLE CHILDREN.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/burning-e1484664514859.pngburningOH MAN. LOOK AT ME. SO THWARTED.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/facedisfigurement.jpgfacedisfigurementAND NOW HE CAN KISS HIS OWN BUTT! COS THATS WHERE I PUT HIS MOUTH!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/trump-e1484663116782.pngtrumpCOINCIDENTALLY, THATS HOW TRUMP INTRODUCED HIS CABINET.2020-05-17T19:10:14+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/05/15/press-releases/2020-05-25T13:14:19+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/05/14/an-announcement-i-have-been-waiting-to-make-since-i-was-eight-years-old/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/group-hug.gifgroup hughttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/tor-logo1.jpgTor-Logo1"Bit not good, yeah."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/fainting.giffaintinghttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/spit-take.gifspit take2020-05-23T16:53:15+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/04/09/new-patron-3/2020-04-09T21:00:42+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/04/02/its-such-a-beautiful-day-2012/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/and-scene.jpegand scenehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/screen-shot-2020-04-01-at-21.49.42.pngScreen Shot 2020-04-01 at 21.49.42https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/frozen-2-site1.jpgfrozen-2-site1https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/screen-shot-2020-03-31-at-23.29.24.pngScreen Shot 2020-03-31 at 23.29.24Ice-cream bars are the shit, yo.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/screen-shot-2020-03-31-at-22.56.50.pngScreen Shot 2020-03-31 at 22.56.50I mean, that would be like explaining what Willhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/screen-shot-2020-03-30-at-23.06.33.pngScreen Shot 2020-03-30 at 23.06.33Honestly, the bit with the bird yelling "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" counts as a moment of calm respite.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/screen-shot-2020-03-30-at-22.44.04.pngScreen Shot 2020-03-30 at 22.44.04Be honest, we can all relate to this.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/screen-shot-2020-03-30-at-22.18.28.pngScreen Shot 2020-03-30 at 22.18.28"I know what you're going to ask me, viewer: "Yahtzee, you incomparable stallion. Why is life the fleeting flicker of a memory in the mind of a dying god and why is Call of Duty a load of old cac?""https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/hertzfeldt-e1585511976214.jpghertzfeldt“That’s cool man, you’re entitled to your opinion and it’s perfectly valid.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/brockholst.jpgBrockholstI mean can you imagine? Not knowing about Brockholst? And all the stuff he did?2020-04-14T00:10:53+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/03/17/you-want-snakes-cos-this-is-how-you-get-snakes/2020-03-19T00:36:56+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/03/19/heathers-1988/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/hell.gifHELLhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/monocle.jpgmonocleShe’s wearing a MONOCOLE people. A MONOCLE. M.O.N.O…https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/screen-shot-2020-03-15-at-11.43.56.pngScreen Shot 2020-03-15 at 11.43.56I refuse to be offended by something this objectively fucking hilarious.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/yippi.jpgyippi“Yippee Ki Yay, Mother Fucker”.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/wait.gifwaithttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/wait-what.jpegwait whathttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/heathers.jpgheathers2020-03-24T19:25:56+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/02/20/since-when-is-a-shortcut-cheating/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/mars-needs-mom.jpgmars needs momhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/screen-shot-2020-02-18-at-22.56.53.pngScreen Shot 2020-02-18 at 22.56.53https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/little-things.giflittle thingshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/download.gifdownloadhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/captain-marvel-blockbuster-e1554517583419.pngcaptain-marvel-blockbuster-e1554517583419Ah the good old days. Wandering up and down the shelves for ninety minutes looking for something that wasn't completely shithttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/bowie.jpgnullCan't unsee it now.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/lets-do-this.giflet's do thishttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/noh-varr_earth-200080_from_guardians_of_the_galaxy_vol_6_1_001.jpgNoh-Varr_(Earth-200080)_from_Guardians_of_the_Galaxy_Vol_6_1_001https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/toysrus.pngtoysrusMan I hope ToysRus got their money back.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/cover_of_captain_marvel_1_-_2013.jpgCover_of_Captain_Marvel_1_-_20132022-06-20T20:15:46+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2020/01/09/a-fourth-wall-break-inside-a-fourth-wall-break-thats-like-sixteen-walls/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/ryan_reynolds_as_wade_wilson_in_deadpool_2.jpgRyan_Reynolds_as_Wade_Wilson_in_Deadpool_2Alternatively, he's a man with an athlete's body, killer jawline, the soulful eyes of a poet and a minor skin condition.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/screen-shot-2020-01-08-at-21.12.25.pngScreen Shot 2020-01-08 at 21.12.25Seriously, why does this guy not get more love as a villain?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/sophies-choice.jpgsophie's choice"It was like Sophie's Choice!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/silent-voice.jpgSILENT VOICEhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/whoopi.pngwhoopihttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/mad.gifmadhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/screen-shot-2020-01-07-at-21.54.30.pngScreen Shot 2020-01-07 at 21.54.30https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/yeah-i-know.jpegyeah i knowYeah, I know. I stand by my earlier statement.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/angel-1.jpgangelhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/angelthomashalloway.pngAngelThomasHalloway2024-02-09T21:53:15+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/12/31/when-i-was-36-it-was-a-very-good-year/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/shut-up.gifshut uphttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/68d9a654-5806-44e6-bf8e-6fe410618206.jpg68D9A654-5806-44E6-BF8E-6FE410618206https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/screenshot_20191215-201041_messenger-2.jpgScreenshot_20191215-201041_Messengerhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/screen-shot-2019-12-11-at-00.21.18-1.pngScreen Shot 2019-12-11 at 00.21.18https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/screenshot_20191215-201041_messenger-1.jpgScreenshot_20191215-201041_Messengerhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/screenshot_20191215-201041_messenger-e1576440802697.jpgScreenshot_20191215-201041_MessengerYou cant go in, unfortunately. Couple of Daleks got trapped in there and went completely feral.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/frank-sinatra-1963-billboard-650.jpgfrank-sinatra-1963-billboard-6502020-02-22T09:26:04+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/12/25/and-to-all-a-good-night-2/2019-12-31T12:20:19+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/12/23/the-rise-of-skywalker-i-saw-and-nobody-else-did/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/kiss.jpgkiss“Fuckin' Skywalkers...”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/mara-jade.jpegMARA JADEhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/another-another.jpgANOTHER ANOTHER"No. There is another another."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/kylo-ren-main-tros-a_6d77fd1e.jpegkylo-ren-main-tros-a_6d77fd1e"So what I told you was true. From a certain point of view."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/cbg.gifCBGhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/last-jedi.jpglast jedi“Ha! Isn’t this great? You don’t want to see some boring story about a Chosen One discovering a shocking secret lineage and fulfilling their Destiny as the galaxy’s saviour!”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/cousins.jpgcousins2020-01-24T14:54:01+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/12/12/disneyish-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-olafs-frozen-adventure/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/deadpool.pngdeadpoolhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/screen-shot-2019-12-11-at-00.21.18.pngScreen Shot 2019-12-11 at 00.21.18How did she slip that under the door, exctly?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/screen-shot-2019-12-10-at-23.35.57.pngScreen Shot 2019-12-10 at 23.35.57https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/broke-me.gifBROKE MEhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/screen-shot-2019-12-10-at-23.23.58.pngScreen Shot 2019-12-10 at 23.23.58Whoah! Whoah! NORWAY EXISTS!? There where's Arrendelle?! Are their other real-world countries?! HOW DOES THIS EFFECT TANGLED! CONGRATULATIONS COOKIE YOU BROKE THE WORLD!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/screen-shot-2019-12-10-at-23.19.42.pngScreen Shot 2019-12-10 at 23.19.42BAHIA!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/krl7hf.gifKrL7HFhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/screen-shot-2019-12-10-at-23.08.28.pngScreen Shot 2019-12-10 at 23.08.28https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/screen-shot-2019-12-10-at-22.38.42.pngScreen Shot 2019-12-10 at 22.38.42Don’t lie to me, baldy butler man.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/who-framed-roger-rabbit.jpgWho-Framed-Roger-Rabbit2019-12-19T06:46:26+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/12/09/and-yet-more/2019-12-09T22:29:39+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/12/05/new-patrons-3/2019-12-08T03:54:22+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/10/31/bats-and-bolts-versus-bandages-and-there-are-also-werewolves-sommertime-sadness/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/tangled-the-series.jpgtangled-the-serieshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/noe.jpgnoehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/scorpion.jpgscorpionThis is not from the computer game of Mummy Returns. This is from the MOVIE Mummy Returns. This was in theatres. Honest to God.  https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/scarabs.gifscarabshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/sexy-nun.jpgsexy nunThank God for Vatican II.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/oded-fehr.jpgOded-Fehrhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/manson.jpgmansonhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/on-fleek.jpgon fleekMy girl on fleek.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/theory.gifTHEORYhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/kate.jpgKateTruly, she is the Sarah Bernhardt of shitty vampire movies.2025-12-13T13:26:54+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/10/03/disneyish-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-return-of-jafar/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/kot.jpgkot"Aw, Mouse, youre too smart for me."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/screen-shot-2019-09-27-at-19.55.09.pngScreen Shot 2019-09-27 at 19.55.09“Admit it, boy. You’ve had this exact nightmare.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/screen-shot-2019-09-27-at-19.52.19.pngScreen Shot 2019-09-27 at 19.52.19https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/screen-shot-2019-09-27-at-19.49.11.pngScreen Shot 2019-09-27 at 19.49.11They went with “Granny’s gonna grab ya!”, the swine.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/screen-shot-2019-09-27-at-19.37.21.pngScreen Shot 2019-09-27 at 19.37.21The bitch is back.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/screen-shot-2019-09-25-at-21.41.04.pngScreen Shot 2019-09-25 at 21.41.04https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/screen-shot-2019-09-25-at-21.38.47.pngScreen Shot 2019-09-25 at 21.38.47https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/crackers.gifcrackershttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/screen-shot-2019-09-25-at-21.22.37.pngScreen Shot 2019-09-25 at 21.22.37https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/jasmine-4-e1569359337793.jpgjasmine 42023-02-15T04:36:09+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/09/18/mouse-hunt-1997/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/kf-5420-cheestrings-packs-mr-string-render-lo-res-2-134x300.jpgKF-5420-CHEESTRINGS-PACKS-MR-STRING-RENDER-Lo-res-2-134x300https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/screen-shot-2019-09-17-at-21.56.32.pngScreen Shot 2019-09-17 at 21.56.32https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/screen-shot-2019-09-17-at-21.50.03.pngScreen Shot 2019-09-17 at 21.50.03https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/screen-shot-2019-09-16-at-21.52.51-1.pngScreen Shot 2019-09-16 at 21.52.51https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/fidel.jpegfidel"True. Hate em."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/mousehunt_1997_1-e1568751727372.jpgMousehunt_1997_1I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger, but she ain’t messin’ with no broke-broke.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/screen-shot-2019-09-16-at-21.52.51.pngScreen Shot 2019-09-16 at 21.52.51I watched this scene in a cinema with an all-mouse audience. The jubilant squeaking lasted eight minutes.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/screen-shot-2019-09-15-at-22.45.24.pngScreen Shot 2019-09-15 at 22.45.24Fun fact: Whiskwrwinks insisted on doing this scene with a real mousetrap. It's the mouse cinema equivalent of Burt Reynolds going over the waterfall in Deliverance.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/rockyrobot.jpgrockyrobotREMINDER: THERE WAS FUCKING ROBOT IN ROCKY IV. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/armadillo.jpgarmadilloThat poor, poor armadillo.2020-07-23T13:45:30+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/09/15/so-when-i-said-the-12th/2019-09-16T20:15:42+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/08/08/bats-versus-bolts-the-nineties/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/mouse-hunt.jpgmouse hunthttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/screen-shot-2019-07-30-at-22.07.57.pngScreen Shot 2019-07-30 at 22.07.57https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/lucy-wesentra2_480x640.jpgBram Stoker's Dracula / DraculaBram Stoker's Dracula / Dracula USA 1992 Regie: Francis Ford Coppola; Francis Ford Coppola Darsteller: Sadie Frost, Winona Ryder Rollen: Lucy Westenra, Mina Murray/Elisabetahttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/screen-shot-2019-07-30-at-21.52.27.pngScreen Shot 2019-07-30 at 21.52.27https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/peter-cushing_03-e1564519569943.jpgPeter-Cushing_03"Hm? Oh he's lying down. He was very tired after helping me with my research. He...went to pieces you might say. But he should be...up...soon."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/kenneth-branagh-frankenstein.jpgkenneth branagh frankenstein"Oh! We could replace his tongue with an eel! And then use amniotic fluid..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/henry_frankenstein_001.jpgHenry_Frankenstein_001"You want to do...what with the lavatory?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/36vh5m.gif36vh5mhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/screen-shot-2019-07-30-at-21.36.00-e1564519040497.pngScreen Shot 2019-07-30 at 21.36.00https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/dracula.jpgdracula2025-11-24T21:39:30+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/07/25/the-adventures-of-buckaroo-banzai-across-the-8th-dimension-1984/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/pet-semetary-e1563916864176.pngpet semetaryAw, just like the super-romantic ending of Pet Semetary.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/entertaining-lies.gifentertaining lieshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/clobber.gifclobberhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/bencarson46.jpgbencarson46"SAY THE LINE!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/people-of-earth-e1563829372891.pngpeople of earth"IN THE DEPTHS OF YOUR IGNORANCE!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/dracs-e1563828026810.pngDRACShttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/cheek-bones-e1563734067731.pngcheek bonesAlso, that man should need a licence for those cheekbones.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/goldblum.jpgGoldblumYes, his character has a name. No, I won’t insult you by pretending that he’s playing anyone other than Jeff Goldblum.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/ito.jpgIto“Pretty thin on the ground. Yah.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/adventures_of_buckaroo_banzai.jpgAdventures_of_buckaroo_banzai2023-09-01T17:25:59+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/07/23/boris/2019-12-03T14:39:39+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/07/11/the-phantom-tollbooth-1970/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/screen-shot-2019-07-08-at-14.13.44.pngScreen Shot 2019-07-08 at 14.13.44"If there's a little mushroom person in here I swear to God!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/screen-shot-2019-07-08-at-14.08.36.pngScreen Shot 2019-07-08 at 14.08.36"BIGLY!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/screen-shot-2019-07-08-at-14.08.22.pngScreen Shot 2019-07-08 at 14.08.22https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/screen-shot-2019-07-08-at-14.08.10.pngScreen Shot 2019-07-08 at 14.08.10https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/screen-shot-2019-07-08-at-14.07.55.pngScreen Shot 2019-07-08 at 14.07.55https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/screen-shot-2019-07-08-at-13.59.38.pngScreen Shot 2019-07-08 at 13.59.38"Oh Jesus it's TED CRUZ!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/buckaroo-e1562590508136.jpgbuckaroohttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/screen-shot-2019-07-08-at-13.43.54.pngScreen Shot 2019-07-08 at 13.43.54"WHAT OF INSTAGRAM BOY?! WHAT OF INSTAGRAM?!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/20190528_211931-1.jpg20190528_211931https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/terrible-trivium.gifterrible trivium2024-05-16T22:29:58+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/06/27/all-those-years-wasted-fighting-each-other-charles-to-have-a-precious-few-of-them-back/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/screen-shot-2019-06-26-at-22.01.34.pngScreen Shot 2019-06-26 at 22.01.34"Uh huh, uh huh. you still wearing your dead brother?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/screen-shot-2019-06-26-at-21.57.39.pngScreen Shot 2019-06-26 at 21.57.39"Yes, but not because I have to. This body's just comfier"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/screen-shot-2019-06-26-at-21.45.21.pngScreen Shot 2019-06-26 at 21.45.21https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/screen-shot-2019-06-26-at-21.41.06.pngScreen Shot 2019-06-26 at 21.41.06https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/screen-shot-2019-06-26-at-21.41.17.pngScreen Shot 2019-06-26 at 21.41.17https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/screen-shot-2019-06-26-at-21.26.07.pngScreen Shot 2019-06-26 at 21.26.07"Know what happens to a Sentinel that gets struck by lightning? JUMANJI!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/magneto.jpgmagneto"That cell miles below the Pentagon had a kickass library."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/the-phantom-tollbooth-r14.jpgthe-phantom-tollbooth-r14https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/whoppi.gifwhoppihttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/screen-shot-2019-06-26-at-20.52.29.pngScreen Shot 2019-06-26 at 20.52.29“You know, THESE MIGHT HAVE BEEN USEFUL IN VIETNAM.”2020-12-14T21:17:32+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/06/02/jeeves-and-the-brexit-spirit/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/fry_laurie_2223235b.jpgfry_Laurie_2223235b2019-10-28T10:12:41+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/05/30/20000-leagues-under-the-sea-1954/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/wreck-it-ralph.jpgwreck it ralphhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/me.jpgme“By which, of course, I mean my good time.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/nemo.jpgnemo“There’s something sweet, and almost kind. But he was mean and he was coarse and unrefined. But now he’s dear, I’m almost sure, I wonder why I didn’t see it there before.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/screen-shot-2019-05-27-at-19.54.25.pngScreen Shot 2019-05-27 at 19.54.25https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/flag.pngflagSurely not?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/fascist-e1558816268284.pngfascist"We are the 99! We demand...hey, quit twisting my flipper nark!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/captian_nemo.jpgCaptian_nemoDear God. It’s like they trained a panther to act.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/kirk-douglas-e1558789509714.pngkirk douglas"God DAMN I got bitches! DAMN I got bitches! DAMN I got bitches!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/kirk-douglas-1.jpgkirk-douglas"Yer welcome!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/bigfoot-e1558788759979.pngbigfoot“Pah! The navy should be looking for Bigfoot! He’s the real enemy!”2019-06-06T00:23:27+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/05/16/the-adventures-of-tintin-the-secret-of-the-unicorn-2011/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/a853d-tintinunicorn.jpga853d-tintinunicornhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/sarcastic.gifsarcastichttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/waiting.gifwaitinghttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/snowy.jpgsnowyThe breed is typically friendly, intelligent and a fucking enabler.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/naval-e1557606194541.pngnavalhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/picaros.jpgpicaroshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/library.gifLIBRARYhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/fair-enough-e1557265382973.pngfair enough"I used to design point and click adventure games in the nineties."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/psyche.gifpsychehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/tintin-1.pngTINTIN"Monsieur approves?" "Monsieur cannot believe that took two hours and would like his money back."2019-05-21T21:26:05+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/05/08/12668/2019-05-11T16:17:43+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/05/05/deep-breath/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/marvels_agent_carter_a_l.jpgMarvels_Agent_Carter_a_lhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/agents.jpgAgents2019-05-28T22:11:11+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/04/25/bats-versus-bolts-hammer-time/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/the_adventures_of_tintin_-_secret_of_the_unicorn.jpgThe_Adventures_of_Tintin_-_Secret_of_the_Unicornhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/christopher_lee.jpgchristopher_leehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/beagle-puppy-in-large-cushion-chair.jpgbeagle-puppy-in-large-cushion-chairDaaaw, who's an abomination in the sight God. You are! You are! Yes you are!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/orlock.jpgorlockEither the dentistry in Weimar era Germany was rather sub-par, or those aren’t his real gnashers.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/jazz-hands.jpgjazz hands"JAZZ HANDS!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/down.jpgdownhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/lee-e1554658480570-1.pnglee-e15546584805702019-10-23T19:26:55+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/04/11/ladyhawke-1985/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/rutger-e1554924543652.pngrutger"No need to pray, its okay. Youre welcome."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/tom.jpgTom“HELLO FAH-DAR!”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/bishop-e1554923763125.jpgBishop“Well yeah, but there was this really hot girl I wanted to have premarital sex with…”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/pope-gregory-xiii.jpgPope-Gregory-XIII"Lemme stop you right there..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/frollo.jpgFROLLOhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/theatre.jpgtheatre“That’s why I returned to theatre, darling.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/hawk-e1554844928944.pnghawkhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/suspicious.gifsuspicioushttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/youre-welcome-e1554842547977.pngYou're welcomehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/lee-e1554658480570.pnglee2021-09-11T00:07:59+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/03/14/go-fuck-yourself-pretty-boy/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/grayskull.jpggrayskullHe-Man, pulling out his massive bone.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/silver_samurai_x-man_films.jpgSilver_Samurai_(X-Man_Films)https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/big-bird-sesame-street-one-of-these-things-is-not-like-the-other.gifbig-bird-sesame-street-one-of-these-things-is-not-like-the-otherhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/blue-1.pngbluehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/blue-e1552506590411.pngbluehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/viper.jpgviper"A chemist, a nihilist, a capitalist, a mutation."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/bladerunner-e1552506273591.pngbladerunnerhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/i-do-not-care-for-this-e1552506102431.pngi do not care for thishttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/nihilists.jpgnihilists"Nihilist. Fuck me."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/tao-okamoto-as-mariko-yashida-002.jpgTao Okamoto as Mariko Yashida 0022019-03-26T22:52:57+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/02/25/20-20-0scar-winners/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/kevin-hart-190224-getty-1200x630.jpgkevin-hart-190224-getty-1200x630"Man. Fuck twitter."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/into-the-spider.jpeginto the spiderThey’re wrong, but we’ll not quibble.2019-03-01T14:16:20+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/02/17/alright-alright-jeez/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/frozen-2-aladdin.jpgfrozen-2-aladdin2019-03-16T23:27:30+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/02/17/announcing-the-unshaved-mouse-20-20-oscars/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/oscar.jpgOscar2019-02-25T10:36:05+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/02/14/the-breadwinner-2017/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/clone-wars.jpgclone warshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/screen-shot-2019-02-13-at-20.49.22.pngScreen Shot 2019-02-13 at 20.49.22https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/screen-shot-2019-02-13-at-20.41.44.pngScreen Shot 2019-02-13 at 20.41.44https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/screen-shot-2019-02-13-at-20.32.50.pngScreen Shot 2019-02-13 at 20.32.50“My child is non-binary, you have a problem with that?”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/screen-shot-2019-02-13-at-20.31.21.pngScreen Shot 2019-02-13 at 20.31.21“Obviously! LOOK AT MY HAT!”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/screen-shot-2019-02-13-at-20.30.55.pngScreen Shot 2019-02-13 at 20.30.55https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/screen-shot-2019-02-13-at-20.24.14.pngScreen Shot 2019-02-13 at 20.24.14“I just hope all those years of terrorising cripples and small children have prepared me to face the full might of the Coalition Forces.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/screen-shot-2019-02-13-at-20.17.42.pngScreen Shot 2019-02-13 at 20.17.42https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/shudder.gifshudderhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/screen-shot-2019-02-12-at-21.45.15.pngScreen Shot 2019-02-12 at 21.45.152019-02-24T23:20:25+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/02/07/new-patrons-2/2019-02-07T22:17:10+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/02/04/new-patrons/2019-02-04T20:11:13+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/01/31/12451/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/questions-e1548797207846.pngquestions1) What have you been eating? 2) What have you been drinking? 3) How have you survived without any medical care? 4) How are you not completely desocialised? 5) Where did you get those close? 6) Ditto the bitchin staff? 7) Are you a Skrull? 8) Youre a Skrull, arent you?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/ant-man-and-the-wasp-poster-michelle-pfeiffer.jpgant-man-and-the-wasp-poster-michelle-pfeifferWatchin you, lady.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/now-is-not-the-time.gifnow is not the timehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/shocked.gifshockedhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/ha-e1548711213746.pngha"Ha! Of course it involves ants, what are you nuts?!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/really-e1548711104260.pngreally"What, really?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/ants-e1548711005416.pngants"And youll be surprised to learn it does NOT involve ants."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/hamster.gifhamsterhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/quantum-theory-e1548707324239.pngquantum theory"So am I. Under quantum theory there is a non-zero chance of her having being transformed into our first President. You should prepare yourself."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/monster-e1548694666518.pngmonster"Oh my God, you were SPYING ON US?!"2020-05-26T21:23:23+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/01/17/flight-of-dragons-1982/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/screen-shot-2019-01-16-at-21.48.26.pngscreen shot 2019-01-16 at 21.48.26https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/screen-shot-2019-01-16-at-21.44.05.pngscreen shot 2019-01-16 at 21.44.05"Ha! No idea what you're talking about Im just SO into guys who design board games and explain the plotholes in fantasy movies at interminable length."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/screen-shot-2019-01-16-at-21.29.13.pngscreen shot 2019-01-16 at 21.29.13"We must shun the unbeliver. Shuuuuuuun!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/screen-shot-2019-01-15-at-22.34.59.pngscreen shot 2019-01-15 at 22.34.59https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/mouse.jpgmouse"HELP ME FIND MY SKIN IT CRAWLED AWAY AND HID!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/screen-shot-2019-01-15-at-21.20.58.pngscreen shot 2019-01-15 at 21.20.58"Hey listen buddy, we're just trying to enjoy a quiet drink. Leave your evil-phobia at the door."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/martin.gifmartinhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/screen-shot-2019-01-15-at-21.03.50.pngscreen shot 2019-01-15 at 21.03.50"Hi. I'm Danielle. I'm in the question."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/screen-shot-2019-01-15-at-20.41.38.pngscreen shot 2019-01-15 at 20.41.38"J'ACCUSE!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/creep.gifcreep2019-02-17T04:09:24+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2019/01/03/bats-versus-bolts-universal-horror/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/blood.gifbloodhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/10499518_1.jpg10499518_1https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/renfield.jpgrenfieldhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/20180617_170616.jpg20180617_170616https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/frances-dade.jpegfrances dade“Ah, but we had fun, darling.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/lincoln-759.jpglincoln-759https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/nicholas-cage.jpgnicholas cagehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Frankenstein1831_mid.jpgFrankenstein+1831_midYes, yes. You’re an abomination abandoned by your creator are forever denied the love and companionship of a humanity which is now rendered hateful to you by their fear and cruelty I GET IT.  https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/mary-shelly.jpgmary shelly“And then I! Mary Shelley! Shall rule the world!! MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Screenshot_20180903-112656_Chrome-e1546200093827.jpgScreenshot_20180903-112656_ChromeUh. No, Google, I’m pretty sure that’s not right.2025-02-24T16:15:58+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/12/31/happy-new-year-2/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/20180617_170616.jpg20180617_170616MOOSE.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/20180617_125315.jpg20180617_125315https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/patridge-in-a-pear-tree-ftr.jpgpatridge-in-a-pear-tree-ftr“With a partridge this good, who even needs a pear tree?” Unshaved Mouse.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/animals-GoldenLionTamarin-slide2-web.jpganimals-GoldenLionTamarin-slide2-web"NO COLLUSION!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/TimesSquare_NewYearsEve_GettyImages-503471836.jpgTimesSquare_NewYearsEve_GettyImages-5034718362019-01-16T01:05:26+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/12/25/merry-christmas-2/2018-12-29T22:42:52+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/12/20/its-a-mutation-its-a-very-groovy-mutation/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/a343f-Doyouhearthat.jpga343f-Doyouhearthathttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/shrug.gifshrughttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/black-people.gifblack peoplehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/run-on-the-bank.gifrun on the bankhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/professorx.jpgprofessorxhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/First-Class-hank-mccoy-beast-34359536-640-480-e1545171014536.jpgFirst-Class-hank-mccoy-beast-34359536-640-480https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/fly-ginge.giffly gingehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/slavery-e1545167248489.pngslavery"Uh...why did the camera cut to me when you said "enslaved"?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Bad-guy.jpgBad guy"Oh! Oh, but when I do it I'm the bad guy. Typical."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/hair-2-e1544914372333.pnghair 22019-06-27T09:02:05+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/12/19/norsefire-a-revised-history/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/norsefire.jpgnorsefire2018-12-24T00:33:43+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/11/27/a-whole-mess-o-trek/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/startrek-animatedseries-original-700x315.jpgstartrek-animatedseries-original-700x315https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/make-it-so.jpgmake-it-sohttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/startrekshorttrekslogo600_size3.jpgstartrekshorttrekslogo600_size3https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/chancellor.jpgchancellorhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/delta.jpgdelta2025-03-18T07:46:01+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/11/27/sly-fox/2018-11-27T19:30:58+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/11/22/the-return-of-the-king-1980/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/good.gifgoodhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/thats-bad.gifthat's badhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/screen-shot-2018-11-20-at-20-34-38.pngScreen Shot 2018-11-20 at 20.34.38“Did your Great Grandma fuck a hobbit, children? She did, you know.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/reality-tv.jpgreality tv"I'm not here to make friends."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/garden-of-words.jpgGarden of wordshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/crack-that-whip.gifcrack that whiphttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/screen-shot-2018-11-19-at-15-12-46.pngScreen Shot 2018-11-19 at 15.12.46https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/which-was-nice.gifwhich was nicehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/screen-shot-2018-11-18-at-23-37-571.pngScreen Shot 2018-11-18 at 23.37.57https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/screen-shot-2018-11-18-at-23-37-57.pngScreen Shot 2018-11-18 at 23.37.57Motto of the Stewards of Gondor: "We surrender, please not in the face."2018-11-28T16:21:03+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/11/18/bill-maher-on-the-death-of-santa-claus/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/screen-shot-2018-11-18-at-10-21-14.pngScreen Shot 2018-11-18 at 10.21.142025-03-04T00:16:31+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/11/14/here-is-the-news/2018-11-14T23:19:27+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/11/13/stan-lee-1922-2018/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/stan-lee-marvel-comics-comicbookcom-1070074-1280x0.jpegstan-lee-marvel-comics-comicbookcom-1070074-1280x0https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/stan-lee1.jpgstan leePremiere Of Disney And Marvel Studios' "Doctor Strange" on October 20, 2016 in Hollywood, California.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/225px-gloriousgodfreydcu0.jpg225px-Gloriousgodfreydcu0If nothing else, there is no way Stan Lee would have let a character called "Glorious Godfrey" ever see the light of day.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/stan-lee.jpgstan leePremiere Of Disney And Marvel Studios' "Doctor Strange" on October 20, 2016 in Hollywood, California.2021-03-12T06:54:38+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/10/31/new-patron-2/2018-11-20T15:09:15+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/10/24/im-sorry-i-suck-also-please-support-my-play/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/screen-shot-2018-10-24-at-18-19-05.pngScreen Shot 2018-10-24 at 18.19.052018-10-25T21:57:50+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/10/18/putting-the-hurt-on-how-telltale-broke-batman/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/homiies.gifhomiieshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/batman.jpgBatman2024-09-05T15:04:30+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/09/27/ugh-of-all-the-patreons-in-all-the-world/2018-10-09T20:38:03+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/09/25/new-patron/2018-09-26T13:57:58+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/09/21/finals-baby/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/blog-awards-2018-alebrije-mpu_finalist.pngBlog-Awards-2018-Alebrije-MPU_FinalistOh ha fucking ha.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/blog-awards-2018_dicc81a-de-muertos-logo_400x400.pngBlog-Awards-2018_Día-de-Muertos-Logo_400x400“Hmm. Catchy.”2018-09-25T07:17:50+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/09/16/new-patron-and-the-blog-awards/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/blog-awards-2018-alebrije-mpu_short-list.pngBlog-Awards-2018-Alebrije-MPU_Short-List2018-09-20T01:21:05+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/09/04/a-message-for-patrons/2018-09-09T19:41:20+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/08/30/a-shout-out-to-all-you-patrons/2018-09-06T20:37:57+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/08/30/disneyish-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-mulan-2/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/littler-mermaid.jpgLITTLER MERMAID“Well, I’ll take that as a compliment.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/screen-shot-2018-08-28-at-14-50-35.pngScreen Shot 2018-08-28 at 14.50.35"And the first person to say the word "rebound" gets a sword through the neck."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/screen-shot-2018-08-28-at-14-30-23.pngScreen Shot 2018-08-28 at 14.30.23https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/screen-shot-2018-08-28-at-13-52-30.pngScreen Shot 2018-08-28 at 13.52.30"WORM! THE DEATH WHO WALKS WILL HAVE VENGEANCE!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/screen-shot-2018-08-28-at-13-43-35.pngScreen Shot 2018-08-28 at 13.43.35What a tool.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/screen-shot-2018-08-27-at-20-31-07.pngScreen Shot 2018-08-27 at 20.31.07"Mulan doesn't respect you and also, you know what your circus act needs? An elephant with freakishly large ears."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/screen-shot-2018-08-27-at-20-17-13.pngScreen Shot 2018-08-27 at 20.17.13"My hour has come."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/screen-shot-2018-08-27-at-20-17-44.pngScreen Shot 2018-08-27 at 20.17.44Yeah, you're high.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/screen-shot-2018-08-27-at-19-48-41.pngScreen Shot 2018-08-27 at 19.48.41"HI! WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/screen-shot-2018-08-27-at-16-46-47.pngScreen Shot 2018-08-27 at 16.46.472019-11-20T15:17:33+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/08/24/please-patronise-me/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/patreon-logo-1200x600.jpgpatreon-logo-1200x6002018-08-29T07:58:07+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/08/15/on-bad-people-and-good-art/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/manhattan.jpgmanhattan2019-04-14T11:25:20+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/07/10/steve-ditko-1927-2018/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/ditko.jpgDitko2018-07-12T16:52:15+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/06/16/day-5/2018-07-05T10:07:45+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/06/14/day-4/2018-06-26T19:20:56+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/06/12/day-3/2018-06-13T22:56:25+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/06/11/day-2/2018-06-13T13:08:15+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/06/11/day-1/2018-06-15T14:54:45+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/06/10/flight-4-achorage-to-valdez/2018-06-11T03:49:00+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/06/09/flight-3-chicago-to-anchorage/2018-06-14T06:48:58+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/06/09/flight-2-toronto-to-chicago/2018-06-09T21:35:23+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/06/08/flight-1-dublin-to-toronto/2018-06-11T16:57:58+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/06/07/donald-duck-in-mathmagic-land-1959/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/briangriffin.jpgbriangriffin"Hey, hey, hey keep it in church, pal."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/screen-shot-2018-06-06-at-21-19-16.pngScreen Shot 2018-06-06 at 21.19.16But where's the all consuming rage?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/screen-shot-2018-06-06-at-21-03-01.pngScreen Shot 2018-06-06 at 21.03.01"Wait, why did you need to put me in a dress." "Because...of...um...Pi."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/screen-shot-2018-06-06-at-20-51-39.pngScreen Shot 2018-06-06 at 20.51.39BAHIA!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/x3.jpgX3“No you don’t.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/screen-shot-2018-06-05-at-20-45-561.pngScreen Shot 2018-06-05 at 20.45.56“Clever girl.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/screen-shot-2018-06-05-at-20-45-56.pngScreen Shot 2018-06-05 at 20.45.56“…”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/screen-shot-2018-06-05-at-20-49-04.pngScreen Shot 2018-06-05 at 20.49.04https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/screen-shot-2018-06-05-at-20-48-12.pngScreen Shot 2018-06-05 at 20.48.12https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/screen-shot-2018-06-05-at-20-49-44.pngScreen Shot 2018-06-05 at 20.49.442018-08-19T03:42:53+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/05/24/have-you-tried-not-being-a-mutant/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/phoenix.jpgphoenixOh Charles. You naive fool. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/chinatown-e1527107747452.pngChinatown“Know what happens to little girls who get hit by blizzards? IT’S CHINATOWN!”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/martin_luther_king_jr.jpgMartin_Luther_King,_Jr.The sixties were a weird time.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/what-have-you-heard-e1527106804583.pngWhat have you heard“Oh.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/cox1.pngCoxhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/cox-e1527106599158.pngCox“Cox. I said Cox.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/pilot-2.jpgpilot 2“Nah. They’re on the ground now. We have no power over them. We’ll have to leave it to the Land Air Force.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/pilot-1.jpgpilot 1“Hey, should we check that they actually crashed?”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/james-kirk-e1527105566352.pngJames Kirkhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/3-e1527105286314.png3“That’s…urk…TERRIBLE…”2018-08-17T07:34:52+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/04/11/best-laid-plans-of-mice/2018-04-15T19:52:56+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/03/22/rimini-riddle-like-someone-figured-out-how-to-film-a-nightmare/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/rte.pngrte“Never speak of this again.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/scared.gifscaredhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/oh-no.gifoh nohttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/otto.jpgOttohttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/indeliblenippyballoonfish-max-1mb.gifIndelibleNippyBalloonfish-max-1mbhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/rimini-riddle-e1521749746965.jpgRimini RiddleOr Ronald McDonald got fused with Mick Jagger. I go back and forth.2022-09-22T08:58:22+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/03/15/the-road-to-el-dorado-2000/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/spirit-stallion.jpgspirit-stallionhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/okay.gifOkayhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/shrek.jpgshrekAh, you know what? Maybe it’s better this way.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/cortes.jpgcortes“Because they. Are. FABULOUS.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/fitzcarraldo_972.giffitzcarraldo_972Because, as Werner Herzog taught us, the easiest way to travel through the rainforest is by ship.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/pg.jpgPGLike “how did this get a PG rating?”  close.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/screen-shot-2018-03-14-at-21-13-59.pngScreen Shot 2018-03-14 at 21.13.59BAHIA!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/cos.jpgcos‘Cos that’s Chel.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/el-dorado.jpgel doradoThis movie is like Andy Samberg. It’s funny AND beautiful.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/screen-shot-2018-03-14-at-20-59-07.pngScreen Shot 2018-03-14 at 20.59.072025-06-26T04:32:02+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/03/08/news-roundup/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/valdez-looking-south.jpgValdez looking Southhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/20180308_203217.jpg20180308_203217"Guys, please stop fighting. I have love enough for two."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/rufus.jpgRufus"I WAS ROBBED!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/good-news.jpgGood news2018-03-13T19:11:01+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/03/01/what-would-you-prefer-yellow-spandex/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/dreamworks_comcast_deal-1280x600.jpgdreamworks_comcast_deal-1280x600"Stay on East Side!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/magnetoplasticprison.pngMagnetoPlasticPrison"Um...where's the bathroom? Hello? HELLO?!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/them-lightnings.jpgthem lightnings"Hey Toad! You like lightning? I just killed ya! How'd ya like them lightnings!?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/darthmaul.jpgDarthMaulWouldn't be the first one Magneto's hired.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/dear-boy.jpgDear boyWell, you use the phrase "dear boy", that's usually a tell.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/cerebro2-xm.pngCerebro2-XM"God DAMN why are so many people suddenly into incest porn?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/oven-mitts.jpgOven mittsDude should sleep in oven mitts.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/cyclops.pngcyclopsDude, whats your secret?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/wolverine-hugh-jackman-wolverine-2236121-232-274.jpgwolverine-Hugh-Jackman-wolverine-2236121-232-274"No backsies."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/guinan.jpgGuinan"It's fine, Mouse." 2022-02-24T19:54:44+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/01/26/state-of-the-mouse-2018/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/lov2.jpglov2https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/lov.jpgLOVhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/xmen.jpgxmenOh yeah. That’ll do…https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/cherry-comedy.jpgcherry comedy2018-02-03T20:38:24+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2018/01/18/11514/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/iron-spider.jpgIron SpiderGold trim? Ugh, how gauche.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/shocker_unmasked_homecoming.pngShocker_Unmasked_Homecoming“See..I knew he was Spider-Man so…”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/mj-finger-e1516222966916.pngMJ FingerAwww…she’s a keeper.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/spider-man-homecoming-keaton-vulture.jpgspider-man-homecoming-keaton-vulturehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/tony-e1516137097924.pngTony"Admittedly I made my fortune by selling weapons to the third world and then unleashed an AI that wrecked an Eastern European nation and almost destroyed the world so...low bar."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/chitauri-avengers.pngChitauri-Avengers"What do you take us for sir? Ruffians?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/homecomeing.jpghomecomeinghttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/what.gifWhathttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/the-toxic-avenger.jpgThe toxic avengerhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/fuck-you.giffuck you2018-10-12T09:08:42+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/12/28/mouse-goes-to-war-das-dumme-ganslein-1944/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/holocaust_starvingprisoners.jpgholocaust_starvingprisonershttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/screen-shot-2017-12-28-at-21-23-15.pngScreen Shot 2017-12-28 at 21.23.15https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/screen-shot-2017-12-28-at-21-22-24.pngScreen Shot 2017-12-28 at 21.22.24https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/screen-shot-2017-12-28-at-21-20-57.pngScreen Shot 2017-12-28 at 21.20.57https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/screen-shot-2017-12-28-at-21-11-14-e1514495569820.pngScreen Shot 2017-12-28 at 21.11.14https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/12charlottesville_web10-master675.jpg12charlottesville_web10-master675https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/558216938_1280x720.jpg558216938_1280x7202018-01-25T10:10:45+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/12/24/and-to-all-a-good-night/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/merry-christmas-ya-filthy-animal.jpgmerry christmas ya filthy animal2017-12-25T16:00:32+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/12/19/new-game-splinters-in-the-dark/2017-12-22T07:12:35+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/12/17/merger-madness/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/rupert-murdoch-pensive-data.jpgNews Corp Chief Executive Rupert Murdoch attends The Times CEO summit at the Savoy Hotel in London“Excellent.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/manimal.jpgmanimalManimal was a real thing. Never forget.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/disney-ursula-e1513466235170.jpgdISNEY uRSULA“BEHOLD MY GLORY!”2018-06-30T05:25:36+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/12/11/the-pendulum/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/banner.gifBannerhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/black11.jpgblack11"No."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/funny.giffunnyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/using-pendulum-for-self-hypnosis.jpgUsing-Pendulum-for-Self-Hypnosis2019-12-11T00:52:32+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/11/17/11435/2018-09-20T13:27:22+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/11/03/new-game/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/victorian-ladies-clipart-e1509729034988.jpgvictorian-ladies-clipart2018-06-29T07:20:17+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/10/26/avatar-tales-of-ba-sing-se/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/mocking.gifmockinghttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sozin.jpgSozinhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/lolcat-e1508963023708.pngLolcat"Can Haz Freedom?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/rough.gifroughhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/biggie-e1508879119982.pngBiggieThis is exactly how the Biggie-Tupac feud got started.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/no-mans-land.jpgno-mans-landIts the schrapneliest place on Earth!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/walls-e1508878107342.pngwallshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/treasure.jpgtreasure"I treasure you friendship..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/iroh.jpgIrohLook at him! I wanna eat him up!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/benders-e1508876478356.pngbenders2018-06-29T07:02:07+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/10/17/when-life-gives-you-hurricanes-make-a-game/2018-06-29T06:08:36+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/10/14/what-i-do-on-the-weekends/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/photo.jpgphoto2017-10-17T09:06:43+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/10/06/thoughts-on-discovery/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/march-of-progress-e1507231298129.pngmarch of progressBehold! The relentless march of progress!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/bele_and_lokai.jpgBele_and_LokaiA rare misstep for a franchise that’s always treated the issue of race with such sensitivity and nuance https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/turtles.jpgturtles"Turtles fight with honour!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/startrekdiscovery-1280jpg-8a2f46_1280w.jpgstartrekdiscovery-1280jpg-8a2f46_1280whttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/spock_2267.jpgSpock,_2267Dude wasn't exactly overflowing with anecdotes about his childhood.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/spocksybok.jpgspocksybokBecause that’s always gone down so well.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sdcc17-dscgallery-kling-costumes-08.jpgsdcc17-dscgallery-kling-costumes-08https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/discovery.jpgdiscovery2017-10-10T11:40:05+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/10/05/mouse-goes-to-war-fascist-jackboots-shall-not-trample-our-motherland-1941/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/berlin.jpgberlin"We did it comrades! No longer do we have to watch those shitty cartoons!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/fascist-jackboots-7.pngfascist jackboots 7That is one big-ass flag.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/screen-shot-2017-10-04-at-20-57-20.pngScreen Shot 2017-10-04 at 20.57.20“Not Poland! What kind of monster would invade POLAND!” said the Soviet Union. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/screen-shot-2017-10-04-at-20-56-57.pngScreen Shot 2017-10-04 at 20.56.57https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/hedgehogprint2.jpgHedgehogprint2What's the Russian for "smurges"?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/title.jpgTitle2017-10-11T17:07:28+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/09/21/feeling-the-heat/2017-09-23T20:28:25+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/09/21/mouse-goes-to-war-reason-and-emotion-1943/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/giphy.gifgiphyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/propaganda-e1505570278247.pngPropagandaOh narrator, you sassy bitch.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/drop-the-mic.gifDROP THE MIChttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/november-e1505569647847.pngNovemberMouse, November 8th 2016.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/they-wuz-robbed.pngThey wuz robbedI hate to say “They Wuz Robbed” but they totally wuz.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/menstruation.jpgmenstruationOh yes. This is a real Goddamn thing.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/reason_and_emotion.jpgReason_and_Emotion2017-10-29T16:30:37+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/09/14/disney-rereviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse1-snow-white/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/haruhi.jpghARUHIPlease dont be fucked up. Please, please dont be fucked up.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/heaven-e1505250426690.pngheavenHoly shit. Walt Disney killed Snow White.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/the-kiss-prince-and-snow-white-22616911-941-686.jpgThe-kiss-prince-and-snow-white-22616911-941-686https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/roundy-was-a-rock-e1505249905568.pngRoundy was a rockAll except Roundy. Roundy was a rock.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/roundy1.pngRoundyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/dude-e1505248332519.pngDudeSay "no" to meth, kids. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/thats-a-naughty-word-e1505247366127.pngthat's a naughty word"Thats a naughty word. We just borrow from movies that can afford it."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/evacs.pngevacsBetween that and the Blitz evacuations, it truly was a golden age for mollycoddling.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/hair-e1505245941369.pngHairhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/dopey_smiles.jpgDopey_smilesYes. They made a series about the dwarfs. This is Dopey. What even is life?2018-06-16T09:23:52+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/08/16/there-is-an-easy-solution-to-this/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/chewbacca-starwars.jpgChewbacca-starwarsNo, really. He’s from Youghal. Just listen to his accent.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/rebel-alliance.jpgrebel alliancehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/confederate-flag-1.jpgconfederate-flag-1See what they did there?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/confederate.jpgconfederate"What the..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/croke_park_full2012.jpgCroke_Park_full20122018-06-08T06:09:11+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/08/17/thank-you-all/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/lt6-ducktators.jpgLt6-ducktators2017-09-08T06:04:07+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/08/13/mouse-goes-to-war-jungle-drums-1943/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/radio-e1501187838499.pngRadio"Ach lieben! Why do I even get this channel?!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/sinister-e1501187690558.pngSinisterhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/drum-e1501187566439.pngDrumPerfection.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/daily_planet.jpgDaily_PlanetIn case you’re wondering, that thing on top of the Daily Planet is one of Lois’ massive brass balls.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/so-what-e1501187237972.pngSo what"So what?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/uzi-e1500841831634.pngUzi"Take that ya rat bastards! When you get to hell, tell em Lois sent ya!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lois-lane.jpgLois lanehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/jungle-drums.jpgJungle drums2024-10-28T12:30:19+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/08/09/mouse-goes-to-war-der-fuehrers-face-1943/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/chill-e1502114835950.pngChillhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/der_fuehrers_face_poster.jpgDer_Fuehrer's_Face_posterhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/roof.gifRoof2019-06-06T20:45:55+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/08/06/this-is-a-rescue-operation/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/sam_4159.jpgSAM_41592017-08-09T20:02:57+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/07/27/june-foray-1917-2017/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/june_foray_1952.jpgJune_Foray_19522017-08-03T08:12:51+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/07/20/dormammu-ive-come-to-bargain/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/oooooh.gifooooohhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/groundhog.jpggroundhoghttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/dormammu-doctor-strange-2016.pngDormammu-doctor-strange-2016https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/rush-hour-e1500411270433.pngRush hourHonestly, you spend too long in Times Square this happens without magic.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/vi-aqua.pngvi aquaOf course!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/arc.pngArchttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/time.jpgTime"They say time is the fire in which we burn."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/nathaniel-e1500409041141.pngNathanielI dont know what you used this for, Nathaniel. And I dont think I want to.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/walking-brooms-e1500405958115.pngwalking brooms"You want walking brooms? Because THATs how you get walking brooms!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/the-books-soul-e1500394196467.pngThe book's soulDoctor Strange, seen here reading a...books...soul?2023-08-03T03:53:37+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/06/25/announcing-mouse-goes-to-war/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/01-disney-wwii-volunteer-army-donald-duck.jpg01-disney-wwii-volunteer-army-donald-duckThere were no survivors.2017-07-03T14:34:49+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/06/09/regrettably-the-civil-war-must-be-postponed/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/censored-11.jpgcensored 11https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/batman.jpgBatmanhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/animatrix.pnganimatrixhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/over_the_garden_wall_animated_miniseries_poster.jpgOver_the_Garden_Wall_(animated_miniseries)_posterhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/grant.jpgGrant2017-06-16T09:38:20+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/06/01/i-ruined-the-moment-didnt-i/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/fucking-nowhere-e1496246236536.pngfucking nowherehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/terrorism-e1496245308492.pngTerrorism"It was also domestic terrorism, conspiracy to use a weapon of mass destruction, use of a weapon of mass destruction, destruction with the use of explosives and probably a few counts of first degree murder."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/falcon-e1496238859416.pngFalconJESUS!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/hint-hint-e1496180561887.pngHint hintHINT.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/beefcake-e1496179242382.pngBeefcakeSorry ladies. By way of apology, here is some beefcake.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/lazy-bastard-e1496176012559.pngLazy bastard"LAZY BASTARD KOOKABURRAS!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/ants-e1496174417978.pngAntsCould have just spray painted it. But that would not have involved ants.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/israel-e1496173930244.pngIsrael"I didnt even mention Israel!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/camera-ant-e1496172946365.pngcamera antPym could have just used a regular security camera. But that would not have involved ants.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/nixon.jpgNixonThey just shaved and de-tusked a walrus and put it in a suit. True story.2023-07-17T17:47:30+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/05/15/so-many-sharpsons-so-little-time/2022-11-10T06:34:22+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/05/04/adorable-couple-2014/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/tenor.giftenorYou do you, Mickey.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/epic_mickey.jpgEpic_MickeyAnd again…https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/clunbhouse.jpgclunbhouseAnd again…https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/runaway_brain.jpgRunaway_BrainAnd again…https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/the_prince_and_the_pauper_1990.jpgThe_Prince_and_the_Pauper_1990And again…https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/mickeyschristmascarol.jpgMickeysChristmasCarolAnd again…https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/fun_and_fancy_free_poster_promo.jpgFun_and_Fancy_Free_Poster_PromoAnd again...https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/fantasia-disneyscreencaps_com-2363.jpgFantasia-disneyscreencaps_com-2363And again…https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/mickey-mouse-merch.pngmickey-mouse-merchYou sold out, man.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/popeye.pngPopeye2020-02-24T22:34:17+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/04/27/10840/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/care-bears.jpgCare bearsBe honest. If it turned out the Care Bears were harvesting organs, would you be shocked?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/charlie.jpgCHARLIE2023-07-17T13:27:47+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/04/20/you-want-to-protect-the-world-but-you-dont-want-it-to-change/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/thanos.jpgThanosThanos has risen from his chair around a century after I stopped caring.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/riot1.gifrIOThttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/riot.gifrIOThttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/oh-wow.gifoh wowhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/newavengers.jpgNewAvengershttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/joss.jpgJoss"HA! FOOOOOLED YOU!" https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/thats-bad.jpgthat's badhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/thats-good.jpgThat's goodhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/ground.gifgroundhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/ironhulk.gifironhulk2017-05-12T08:01:02+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/04/17/frog-reviews-the-handmaiden/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/maxresdefault.jpgmaxresdefaultThey get pretty dark...https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/watermelon3.pngwatermelon3https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/the-handmaiden-movie-clips-compi-752x440.jpgthe-handmaiden-movie-clips-compi-752x440https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/still-the-handmaiden-2.jpgstill-the-handmaiden-2https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/handmaiden-poster-3.jpghandmaiden-poster-3Hell, this poster is better than most films. 2017-05-10T03:35:25+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/04/06/where-the-wild-things-are-2009/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/jontron.pngjontronIn retrospect, the signs were there.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/last-king-e1491345794938.pngLast kinghttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/troggs.jpgFILE - Reg Presley of The Troggs Dies Aged 71 Music File Photos - The 1960s - by Chris WalterAnd the Troggs. Anyone get this joke? Anyone?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/bull-e1491321600751.jpgbullBull Michael Berry Junior)https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/douglas-e1491321327654.jpgDouglasDouglas Chris Cooper)https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/ira-e1491321262583.jpgIraIra Forest Whitaker)https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/judith-e1491321183328.jpgJudithJudith Catherine OHara)https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/alexander-e1491321118257.jpgAlexanderAlexander Paul Dano)https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/carol.gifCarolCarol (James Gandolfini)https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/heads.gifHeads2017-07-02T07:56:27+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/03/23/darby-ogill-and-the-little-people-1959/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/wild-things.jpgp176372_p_v8_abhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/6-e1490229967828.png6https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/4-e1490229930846.png4https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/3-e1490229894172.png3https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/2-e1490229861829.png2https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/1-e1490229797973.png1https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/shoot-the-horse-e1490228102658.pngshoot the horseSHOOT. THE FUCKING. HORSE.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/crazy-old-darby-e1490227358113.pngCrazy old Darby"Crazy old Darby!" "Hes always good for a laugh."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/kiss-me-e1490225755829.pngKiss me"Do it. Doooooooooo it."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/pleasant-dreams-e1490223473976.pngPleasant dreamsAs will we all.2021-01-18T08:49:01+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/03/27/frog-reviews-beauty-and-the-incoherent-wailing/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/samuel_johnson_by_joshua_reynolds.jpgSamuel_Johnson_by_Joshua_ReynoldsThat her Mam kisses https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/beauty-disneyscreencaps-com-1030.jpgBeauty-disneyscreencaps.com-1030"Bitch, please"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/538.jpg538https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/51.jpg51YAS KWEENhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/83.jpg83YAS KWEEENhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/caesar_interviewing_peeta_on_mockingjay.jpgCaesar_interviewing_Peeta_on_Mockingjay"I like MONEY"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/zz7cdd819b.jpgZZ7CDD819B"Kill us... please"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/bounty-hunter-intermission-card.pngbounty-hunter-intermission-cardhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/tumblr_inline_mkwo6moam11qz4rgp.pngtumblr_inline_mkwo6moAM11qz4rgp"Share the LOAD" https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/evans_001.jpgevans_001I need the biggest bottle of Prune Juice you have.2023-07-17T04:55:17+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/03/09/what-a-bunch-of-a-holes/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/hot-toys-groot-630x420.jpgHot-Toys-Groot-630x420https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/my-theory.pngMy theoryMy theory, anyway.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/chin-e1489007298439.pngChinI mean look at him! He looks like he was made by Ravensburger!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/wiseau-e1489006110128.pngWISEAU"YOU AH TEARING ME AHPART ORB!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/danceoff-e1489005848387.pngDanceoffPoor guy. He hit his head so many times he thinks this is the end of a Dreamworks movie.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/superman-e1489005584175.pngSupermanhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/squirrelgirl442.jpgSquirrelGirl442https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/jackasses-e1489003745893.pngJackassesBuncha jackasses.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/metalbeard.jpgMetalbeard"It be a fine speech, laddy."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/knives-e1488927424576.pngKnives2023-07-11T15:58:46+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/03/06/tuam/2023-07-10T14:46:39+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/03/01/deathmatch-2017-epilogue/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/avatar-e1488318714202.pngavatarhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/hunchback-e1488318001367.pnghunchbackhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/unicorn-e1488317363402.pngunicorn2017-06-30T06:05:44+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/01/29/spring-has-sprung-the-grass-is-riz-some-movies-gonna-die-for-shiz/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/not-today.jpgnot-todayhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/donnie.jpgdonniehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/belles_magical_world_vhs.jpgbelles_magical_world_vhshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/thegamestersoftriskelionhd1153.jpgthegamestersoftriskelionhd1153https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/wizards.jpgwizardshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/the-last-unicorn.jpgthe-last-unicornhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/daria.jpgdaria"Hes crazy! Run for you lives!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/darby_o_gill_and_the_little_people.jpgdarby_o_gill_and_the_little_peoplehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/fritz.jpgfritzhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/airbender.jpgairbender2017-02-12T20:07:22+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/02/12/deathmatch-2017-week-3/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/ursula-e1486929609420.pngursulahttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/fritz-e1486929234480.pngfritzhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/gaston-e1486929070305.pnggaston2017-02-24T22:30:03+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/02/13/frog-reviews-la-la-land/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/433715.jpg433715https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/635816638755485754836765953_src-adapt-960-high-millenials_depression_012414-1390861097887-imgopt1000x70.jpg635816638755485754836765953_src-adapt-960-high-millenials_depression_012414-1390861097887-imgopt1000x70"GAH, realism!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/rsz_494348369-3.jpgrsz_494348369-3Yay, Escapism! https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/la-la-land-roomies.jpgla-la-land-roomies"Let's party our problems away" - Literally this songhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/tumblrm9ovinhxhm1rta7tio1500.jpgtumblrm9ovinhxhm1rta7tio1500"It's cool, bro. I got it". https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/lee-morgan.jpglee-morgan"Hey maybe I could tell you a thing or two"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/article-2502531-195cf44a00000578-190_470x9021.jpgarticle-2502531-195cf44a00000578-190_470x902Pictured : Uh.. what?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/whiplash.jpgwhiplashPictured : Passionhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/6a00d8341c730253ef017d3e6aed51970c-800wi.jpg6a00d8341c730253ef017d3e6aed51970c-800wiDammit, Jackson! https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/960.jpg960"Beep Boop" - Natalie Portman, probably2018-12-29T19:02:59+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/02/05/deathmatch-picnic-of-blood/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/make-it-rain.gifmake-it-rainhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/naking-out-e1486299024276.pngnaking-outhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/meadow-e1486298551201.pngmeadowhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/picnic-e1486298080113.pngpicnic2017-02-12T13:51:53+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/01/23/frog-reviews-manchester-by-the-sea/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/hillary_clinton_official_secretary_of_state_portrait_crop.jpghillary_clinton_official_secretary_of_state_portrait_crop/// And the Oscar goes to ... Donald TRUMP! https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/336277.jpg336277https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/6cfeab6c623dcb7b9627cf5998309caf.jpg6cfeab6c623dcb7b9627cf5998309caf//// "I'm acting real hahd, heyah"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/matthew-broderick-1.jpgmatthew-broderick-1Almost as distracting as...The Moustachehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/pipe-organjpg1.jpgpipe-organjpg1//////////////// Pictured : Restrainthttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/la-ca-mn-holiday-sneaks-kenneth-lonergan-manchester-20161104.jpgla-ca-mn-holiday-sneaks-kenneth-lonergan-manchester-20161104I'm like Hitchcock, but hugely intrusive and oddly paced!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/villagers-frankenstein-final.gifvillagers-frankenstein-finalBURN THE FROGhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/rs_1024x577-161113123843-1024-machester-by-the-sea-cm-111316.jpgMBTS_2354.CR2Lucas Hedges Now.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/300full-lucas-hedges.jpg300full-lucas-hedgesLucas Hedges thenhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/la-et-st-kyle-chandler-bloodline-20150503.jpgla-et-st-kyle-chandler-bloodline-20150503////////// STUBBLE ENVY2017-01-29T00:12:20+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/01/10/frog-reviews-sully/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/clint3.jpgclint3"Bingo"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lj0cooj.jpglj0coojMmmm... Sleeeepyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/level-1-watchmaker.jpglevel-1-watchmakerPictured : CLASSY Metaphorhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/dublin-plumbing-and-heating.jpgdublin-plumbing-and-heatingPictured : Clumsy Metaphorhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/smiley-mustache-t-shirts-men-s-t-shirt.jpgsmiley-mustache-t-shirts-men-s-t-shirtFile photo not found, but this is betterhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/kr3u4.jpgkr3u4/////// File Photo Not Foundhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/morrissey_crop_tie.jpgmorrissey_crop_tieJust fucking look at himhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/sullyposter.jpgsullyposter2017-05-31T16:27:18+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/01/05/roller-coaster-rabbit-1990/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/giphy-2.gifgiphy-2https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/dignity.gifdignity"Its only funny if the saps got DINGITY!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/eddie03.jpgeddie03Bit like the world, really.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/schindlers-list-oliwia-da-0111.jpgSchindler's Listhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/jurassic-park.jpgMCDJUPA EC038JURASSIC PARK, 1993. ©Universal/courtesy Everett Collectionhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/et.jpgThe Spy Who Shagged MeAP-SS-233 The Spy Who Shagged Me , February 4, 2004 Photo by Blake Little/newline.wireimage.com To license this image (3905509), contact NewLine: U.S. +1-212-686-8900 / U.K. +44-207-868-8940 / Australia +61-2-8262-9222 / Japan: +81-3-5464-7020 +1 212-686-8901 (fax) info@wireimage.com (e-mail) NewLine.wireimage.com (web site)https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/close-encounters-of-the-third-kind-274.jpgclose-encounters-of-the-third-kind-274https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/jaws.jpgjawshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/renaissance.pngrenaissancehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/renaissance.jpgrenaissance2017-01-23T10:25:18+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2017/01/01/szkkb-mvd-uvzi/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/bill.jpgbillhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/peace-out1-e1483199132168.pngpeace-out"No worries, peace out Amigo. Dont start any long books. Wubba lubba dub dub!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/peace-out-e1483198658878.pngpeace-out"No worries, peace out Amigo. Dont start any long books. Wubba lubba dub dub!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/give-him-the-bag-e1483198108282.pnggive-him-the-bag“We’re not readers, we’re not part of the blog and “Mouse” can eat a fat one. We’re just trans dimensional visitors and we come bringing a gift. Morty, give the continent that bag.” “Okay Rick.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/what-is-that-e1483197574861.pngwhat-is-that"OH GEE RICK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/like-you-e1483196785765.pnglike-you“Like you?” “Exactly like me Morty. You think if I ever died I’d *URP!* stay dead?” “No way.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/high-water-e1483196488729.pnghigh-water“Exactly. Time travel, clone, alternate universe doppleganger, magic, mad science and those are just off the top of my *URP!* head. If I die, I’m coming back hell or high *URP!* fucking water.” https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/hiding-place-21.pnghiding-place-2https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/chimp-e1483192390848.pngchimp"Jesus, it’s like watching a chimp try to drive. Anyway, my buddy iced the bastard but see the thing is, this bastard was funny, charming, scary and probably one of the greatest bastards ever seen in any multiverse. And bastards like that never, ever, stay dead."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/dont-interrupt-e1483192226903.pngdont-interrupt“Don’t interrupt Morty, and wait until you get your own box to speak, I don’t want to have to share *URP!* caption space, it gets really cramped and ugly looking.”2017-01-15T01:47:05+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/12/25/merry-christmas/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/sarabi-e1482186151259.pngsarabihttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/2016-e1482182519500.png20162017-01-10T01:45:55+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/12/21/like-his-father-before-him/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/great-many-e1482355228902.pnggreat-manyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/mistaken-e1482355122631.pngmistakenhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/convert-e1482355007534.pngconverthttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/gravely-e1482354925680.pnggravelyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/training-e1482354838602.pngtraininghttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/father-e1482354596502.pngfatherhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/greatest-e1482354317146.pnggreatesthttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/great-interest-e1482352906761.pnggreat-interesthttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/conceived-e1482352761739.pngconceivedhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/concentration-e1482352627217.pngconcentration2017-03-07T23:32:43+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/12/21/the-adventures-of-andre-and-wally-b-1984/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/queen.jpgqueenhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/jar.jpgjarAs sentences laden with prophetic doom go, that's right up there with "That night, Alois Hitler decided not to bother with a condom." https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/ordinateur-de-bureau-pc-1456070535weh.jpgordinateur-de-bureau-pc-1456070535weh"Sooooon..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/wally-b-e1481752724309.pngwally-b2023-06-23T23:49:05+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/12/19/frog-reviews-rogue-one-a-star-wars-story/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/realanhdv1.jpgrealanhdv1https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/365dcef400000578-3694575-image-a-1_1468776854494.jpg365dcef400000578-3694575-image-a-1_1468776854494https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/tarkin-cgi.jpegtarkin-cgihttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/mon-mothmajpg-6523e8_765w.jpgmon-mothmajpg-6523e8_765w////////// "Four Krusties", etc etchttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/tumblr_m2qkux7z5j1qirfapo1_500-1432170919.giftumblr_m2qkux7z5j1qirfapo1_500-1432170919https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/vader-esb.jpgvader-esb///// //// "You know it to be true" https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/gallery-1452281638-gettyimages-71667449.jpggallery-1452281638-gettyimages-71667449https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/admiral_raddus_-_rogue_one.pngadmiral_raddus_-_rogue_one//// "We will fight them in the starships"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/xi8sf2x.gifxi8sf2x////////////////// Steady.... Steady.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/snakemountain.jpgsnakemountain////// Not really too far off it, actually2023-07-06T09:24:17+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/12/14/the-devils-heir-chapter-17/2016-12-27T07:31:36+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/12/08/the-devils-heir-chapter-15/2016-12-25T08:52:17+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/12/08/the-devils-heir-chapter-16/2016-12-25T05:44:14+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/12/08/guest-reviews-with-paper-alchemist-the-lorax-2012/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/tumblr_n7c0d4ipxx1tq4of6o1_500.giftumblr_n7c0d4ipxx1tq4of6o1_500https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/149734xcitefun-cute-spider-1.jpg149734xcitefun-cute-spider-1https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/hqdefault.jpghqdefaulthttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/minionphone.jpgminionphonehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/croods-animals.jpgcroods-animalshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/599509_005.jpg599509_005'... about GETTIN' LAID!'https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/pure_evil.jpgpure_evilGod, that chair looks comfy.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/lorax-forestbad.jpglorax-forestbadhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/sally-cat-in-hat.pngsally-cat-in-hathttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/wbn0mve.gifwbn0mve2023-07-05T16:28:25+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/12/05/frog-reviews-nocturnal-animals/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/isla1.jpgislahttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/bigexec.pngbigexec"Y'see, you just look so like this multi-Academy award nominated superstar, and Tom Ford knows that, and he wants you to be in the film so Amy Adams' character can develop".https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/michale-2.jpgmichale-2https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/michael-shannon-1.jpgmichael-shannon-1....................."Hello bo- Wait, bring that camera closer to me"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/amy-adams-hd-still.jpgamy-adams-hd-still........................Seriously, you could kill a man with those specs.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/aaron.jpgaaronYES WE CAN. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/b74ee5dcb6b9d07264a17f4d394c1e1c.jpgb74ee5dcb6b9d07264a17f4d394c1e1c"Me? But I'm so loveable and terrible at acting" https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/isla.jpgisla............................"Four Krusties", etchttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/ne5f4t6kpofp88_1_b.jpgne5f4t6kpofp88_1_b............................."I sure do".https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/1404478504_741767_1404478749_noticia_normal.jpg1404478504_741767_1404478749_noticia_normal..................Thank God for that2016-12-06T05:00:10+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/11/30/tom-waits-for-no-one-1979/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/home-james-e1480100182998.pnghome-james"I trust Madam had an enjoyable evening appearing in the cigarette smoke of random gentlemen and dancing naked in the street?" "Quite. Now home, James."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/tom-waits.pngtom-waitshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/tom-waits-2.jpgtom-waits-2Sorry, my mistake, it's Tom Waits clearing his throat.2025-03-01T23:49:02+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/11/28/frog-reviews-arrival/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/captura-de-ecrc3a3-2012-01-02-11-32-40.pngcaptura-de-ecrc3a3-2012-01-02-11-32-40=======================TRINKETS https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/burning-rachels-letter.jpgburning-rachels-letter===========================LOVEShttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/thomas_stethoscope_bruce.jpgthomas_stethoscope_bruce===================NOLANhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/top-10-training-montages-20100727091115067.jpgtop-10-training-montages-20100727091115067......................... You rang?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/63179fffed5060d3cd7be577273532ff.jpg63179fffed5060d3cd7be577273532ff............................... Pictured - I have a problemhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/arrival.jpgarrival.......... Pictured - Alien Languagehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/terrys-chocolate-orange.jpgterrys-chocolate-orangeWhen joined, the 12 ships become a .... tasty, tasty mothership. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/xtsskbrc.jpgxtsskbrcSeen here in a white horrifying void.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/screenshot-2016-08-14-19-42-15.pngscreenshot-2016-08-14-19-42-15................"Yes I have lost weight!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/enchanted-amy-adams.jpgenchanted-amy-adams............. Seen here as a Squirrel in "Enchanted"2016-12-14T00:34:02+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/11/21/bald-frog-reviews-doctor-strange/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fleabag.jpgfleabagFLEABAG Pros : Hilarious, witty, cutting, nasty, beautiful comedy-drama Cons : There was only one episode on the plane, wanted to see more. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/the_hollow_crown_richard_iii_tv-444668468-large.jpgthe_hollow_crown_richard_iii_tv-444668468-largeRichard III Pros : Nothing Cons : I didn't get past Cumberbatch murdering the first monologue, one of Shakespeare's best. Stop yelling at cameras, theatre actors that's not how they work. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/keanu_1sht_main_vert_2764x4096_dom_master.jpgkeanu_1sht_main_vert_2764x4096_dom_masterKEANU Pros : Key And Peele! Cons : Everything elsehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/mike-dave-need-wedding-dates-movie-poster.jpgmike-dave-need-wedding-dates-movie-posterMIKE AND DAVE NEED WEDDING DATES Pros : Charming Cast Stephen Root! Cons : Not funny Airplane version dubbed over jokes badly, blurred nudity, I did not laugh oncehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/sing-street.jpegsing-streetSING STREET Pros : Irish Film Short and snappy Likeable Young Cast Music is Good Cure Phase = Yes Cons : Bit Twee Some bad acting Predictable https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/mads-mikkelsen-doctor-strange-benedict-cumberbatch.jpgmads-mikkelsen-doctor-strange-benedict-cumberbatchBingohttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/bc390a0c048a016f22cad30974ca482b.jpgbc390a0c048a016f22cad30974ca482bNo, not that one.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/70bea73aea17f415edb9b819725da8d2.jpg70bea73aea17f415edb9b819725da8d2"Gaze upon my cloak and despair"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/doctor-strange-multiverse-1.jpgdoctor-strange-multiverse-1Shit gets TRIPPAYhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/538.jpg5382017-06-22T15:32:11+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/11/17/hibernation/2016-11-25T06:40:49+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/11/09/a-dispatch-from-pandaemonium/2016-12-12T04:42:25+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/11/03/a-reason-to-vote-you-may-not-have-considered/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/hitler-joke.jpghitler-joke“I just grab them by the schwanzstuckerkavern…” “Ja, ja.” “I don’t even wait.” https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/baby-boom.jpgbaby-boomHINT2016-12-05T17:51:25+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/10/31/wvzgs-rh-ylimrt/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/bill.pngbill2016-11-01T08:31:49+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/10/23/soooo-this-happened/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/anthology.jpganthologyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dramsoc.jpgdramsoc2016-10-27T06:48:00+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/10/20/its-not-that-i-dont-love-our-little-talks-its-just-i-dont-love-them/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/worthy-e1476911593118.pngworthyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/coatrack-e1476911446480.pngcoatrack"Um...lemme see. It slew five thousand Frost Giants at the Battle of Malmo. It has been celebrated in song and story and it was cheap in an IKEA sale."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/coat-rack-e1476911259950.pngcoat-rack"Jane, tell me of this coat rack."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/oh-crap-e1476910988281.pngoh-crapSorry Thor. Hes Irish.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tearing-me-apart.jpgtearing-me-apart“You ah tearing me ahpart Frigga!”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/coulson.jpgcoulson"You people are all idiots."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/pretty-e1476906969143.pngprettyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/gorgeous-e1476905302115.pnggorgeoushttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tumblr_inline_o2al4ggggh1rg86du_500.giftumblr_inline_o2al4ggggh1rg86du_500https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/frigga.jpgfrigga2016-10-30T11:08:40+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/10/19/the-wild-post-has-been-contained/2016-10-20T20:01:00+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/10/03/frog-reviews-kubo-and-the-two-strings/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/kubo-featured.jpgkubo-featuredNever go full Fish-Monsterhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/artparkinson.jpgartparkinsonTop o' the fuckin mornin'https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/george_takei.jpg2014 Sundance Film Festival - George Takei Portraits"Oh My?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ralph-fiennes-on-the-set-of-the-invisible-woman.jpgralph-fiennes-on-the-set-of-the-invisible-womanERRYWHEREhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/film-dallas_buyers_club-matthew_mcconaughey_33984141.jpgMatthew McConaugheyACTORShttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tojnnsirhmm405cz7cpx_charlize-theron-head-shot.jpgtojnnsirhmm405cz7cpx_charlize-theron-head-shotWHITE https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/kubo_charact_08themoonking.jpgkubo_charact_08themoonkingEverything in the film looks wicked. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tumblr_inline_o6cyo5taoo1qf04wk_500.jpgtumblr_inline_o6cyo5taoo1qf04wk_500SEE YOU IN YOUR DREAMS, FROGhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/kubo_charact_07thesisters.jpgkubo_charact_07thesistersFucking Hell. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/sea-monster-700x1050.jpgsea-monster-700x1050Seriously, they're wicked.2016-10-24T02:55:03+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/09/26/injun-trouble-1969/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/bugsbunny_adp.jpgbugsbunny_adpIn answer to your question, Garth. Yes. Yes I did.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/cool-cat-go-home-e1474763395644.pngcool-cat-go-homehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/desert-e1474761175898.pngdeserthttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/maurice-noble.jpgmaurice-noblehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/bugs-ending.jpgbugs-endingHe’s literally a parody of a Clark Gable character from a thirties movie called It Happened One Night mixed with Groucho Marx.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/cool_cat.gifcool_cathttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/duck-e1474757520441.jpgduck"Your numbers grow few, furred one. One day you shall let your guard down, and the webbed ones shall rule over as was foretold in the prophecy!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/fairy-tale.jpgfairy-taleWell, except when it is. Look, we're getting off track.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/injun-trouble.jpginjun-trouble2021-06-19T14:40:27+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/09/22/the-iron-giant-1999/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/groot-e1474404430367.pnggroot"WE ARE GROOT."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/superman-e1474403868189.pngsuperman"SUPERMAN..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/design-e1474401792468.pngdesign"I just think you shouldnt mess with the clean lines of his Atomic Age retro design." "...MARRY ME."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/buddha-e1474401188455.pngbuddha"Its the little things."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/my-kid-e1474400944815.pngmy-kidPff. My kid could do that.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/stranger-e1474399449542.pngstrangerPLEASANT DREAMS.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/breakfast-table-e1474314986893.pngbreakfast-tablehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/superdickery-1.pngsuperdickery-1Eh, BULLSHIT. Fifties Superman was a goddamn maniac.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/kent-mansley-e1474312888336.pngkent-mansleyKent Mansley. He works for the government.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/going-to-pieces-e1474309835911.png"GIANT...HEARD OF...GOING TO PIECES...BUT THIS...RIDICULOUS..."2017-10-15T22:33:58+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/09/19/frog-reviews-sausage-party/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/tumblr_nwh8kk0esg1uelik1o6_400.pngtumblr_nwh8kk0esg1uelik1o6_400....https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/12-sausage-party-douche-w529-h352.jpg12-sausage-party-douche-w529-h352Pictured : Comedyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/maxresdefault.jpgmaxresdefaultSadly, not a typo.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/000_ts-nic6347786.jpg000_ts-nic6347786Hilarious.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/sppk10_tmf_s0126_comp_clean_v12-1006_r.jpg949846 - SAUSAGE PARTYGood Gentle Jesus. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/10vbog.gif10vbogNote : This is what watching the film feels likehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/eph_h2kswdq.jpgeph_h2kswdqYou know him. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/dont_hug_me_im_scared_t.jpgdont_hug_me_im_scared_tHis whaaaa ? https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/evw9hmnyemy-movieposter_maxres.jpgevw9hmnyemy-movieposter_maxresDear Christ in Heaven2017-12-12T16:07:28+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/09/12/bully-for-bugs-1953/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/coolest-e1473716779193.pngcoolestClass.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/bugs_bunny_bully_for_bugs_1953_ita-1.gifbugs_bunny_bully_for_bugs_1953_ita-1https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/bugs_bunny_bully_for_bugs_1953_ita.gifbugs_bunny_bully_for_bugs_1953_itahttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/bull-e1473713078531.pngbullhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/noble-3.jpgnoble-3https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/noble-2.jpgnoble-2https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/noble-1-e1473712704103.jpegnoble-1https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/bullbugs.jpgbullbugs2023-08-07T09:43:07+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/09/12/nothings-been-the-same-since-new-york/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/iron-giant.jpgiron-gianthttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/all-quiet-sir.jpgall-quiet-sir“All quiet sir.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/bored-gif.gifbored-gifhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/ultron-2.jpgultron-2Youre a goddamn liar, Stark.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/paltrow-e1473615679506.pngpaltrowFor the first time in my life I am sexually attracted to Gwyneth Paltrow and I am TERRIFIED. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/inferno-e1473614501304.pnginferno"LAZY BASTARD KOOKABURRAS!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/war_machine.pngwar_machineYou stole that suit Rhodey. You're a stealer. And that's a rock fact.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/dsc_0128-e1473549400788.jpgdsc_0128https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/trevor.giftrevorhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/jeb-e1473546195569.pngjeb"Well after the primary, I just needed to...I just needed to try something new, yknow?"2016-10-21T07:05:54+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/09/12/frog-reviews-hell-or-high-water/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/ttsbdp2-premiere-gil-birmingham.jpgttsbdp2-premiere-gil-birminghamAKA Jacqueline's Dad on Kimmy Schmidthttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/310yumafoster.jpg310yumafosterKeep Watching. It's a GIF. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/91012865_bridge.jpg_91012865_bridge"Law-abiding Unintelligible Gibberish"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/hell-or-high-water-2-620x465.jpghell-or-high-water-2-620x465"Unintelligible Gibberish"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/download.jpgdownload"Unintelligible gibberish"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/glacial-004.jpgGlacier Grey.Keep Watching. It's a GIF. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/rs-hell-or-high-water-2e74ff26-4610-4efc-b1a6-905a63cf5da3.jpgrs-hell-or-high-water-2e74ff26-4610-4efc-b1a6-905a63cf5da3You 're God-Damn Right.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/x-men3_26.jpgx-men3_26AKA He was an X-man?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/tumblr_m6bbsvvzfl1ruymjmo1_500.jpgtumblr_m6bbsvvzfl1ruymjmo1_500 AKA Princess Diarieshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/43ca5e2a.jpg"LAWLESS" Premiere In Los Angeles Sponsored By DeLeon, And Presented By The Weinstein Company, Revolt Films, Yucapia Films and Lexus - Red Carpetarrives at "LAWLESS" premiere in Los Angeles Sponsored By DeLeon, and Presented by The Weinstein Company, Revolt Films, Yucapia Films and Lexus held at ArcLight Cinemas on August 22, 2012 in Hollywood, California.2016-09-14T15:47:36+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/09/07/duty-calls/2016-11-08T04:26:26+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/09/05/frog-reviews-petes-dragon/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/vnfdnuy.jpgvNFdNuYMmmm ..... blandhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/18talkback-matilda-blog480.jpg18talkback-matilda-blog480Holy Casting, Batman! https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/karl-urban-petes-dragon.jpgkarl-urban-petes-dragon"There's Gold in that that Dragon"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/robertredford1.jpgrobertredford1"You're God-damn Right"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/davidlowery.jpegdavidlowery"Howdy", probably. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/disney-petes-dragon-2016-remake-elliot-fuzzy-dragon-first-look.jpgdisney-petes-dragon-2016-remake-elliot-fuzzy-dragon-first-look'Suphttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/petes-dragon-teaser-trailer-remake.jpgpetes-dragon-teaser-trailer-remakeNo, not this guy. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/9c51c74d33192c4f3e52e4012312c10e.jpg9c51c74d33192c4f3e52e4012312c10e Pictured: Character Developmenthttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/pd_teaser_1-sheet_v2alt_lg-e1455902160954.jpgPD_Teaser_1-Sheet_v2alt_Lg-e14559021609542016-09-08T23:00:47+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/09/05/eleventh-hour-1942/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/gif.gifGifhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/20.jpg20DO YOU?!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/13.gif13Do you?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/9.png9Do you understand?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/16.jpg16Look at this.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/5.jpg5Do you see?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/2.jpg2Do you see?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/3.jpg3Here is some more.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/8.jpg8Look at this.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/1.jpg1Look.2016-10-01T04:46:00+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/08/31/frog-reviews-nerve/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fourth-of-july-hot-dog-eating-contest.jpgfourth-of-july-hot-dog-eating-contestSpoiler Alert - it is sadly not a hot dog eating contest.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/ffn_flynetuk_gq_awards_090412_50875424.jpgGQ Men of the Year Awards 2012Ah, STOP! https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fc0fff2eb3b5ae6cfcf5e10fdf6f2221.jpgfc0fff2eb3b5ae6cfcf5e10fdf6f2221Pictured here, forlorn in the rain. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/nerve_2016_8436452.jpgNerve_2016_8436452Seen here being Zoned off into the Friend-zonehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/dave-franco-and-emma-roberts-in-nerve1.jpgN_D20_8597.CR2Seen here being Zoned Off into the Friend-zone.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/jonathan_ke_quan.jpgjonathan_ke_quanThis is what I look like now. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/tumblr_lnnvy2srfd1qzje6yo1_250.pngtumblr_lnnvy2SRFd1qzje6yo1_250We're losing him!!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/eric-roberts.jpgeric-roberts(Genuine Snake Noises)https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/mi-worst_irish_accents.jpgMI-Worst_Irish_AccentsAh shore Jaysis and Begorrah Mickey, don't be going off now and doin' de big war on de British. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/1266447.jpg12664472017-01-10T17:05:22+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/08/29/the-flying-mouse-1934/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/invention-e1472230294163.jpginventionI have no idea what either of those things were. Did they look like this? Almost certainly.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/music-land.jpgMusic Landhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/shocked-will-smith.gifshocked-will-smithhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/silly-symphony.jpgSilly Symphony2016-10-05T08:51:01+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/08/25/gargoyles-eye-of-the-beholder/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/maxresdefault1.jpgmaxresdefaulthttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/barely-even-friends-e1471811951451.pngBarely even friendsCertain as the stone/That hell turn in to. Never gonna stop/ Song as old as Pop. Gargoyle and the Cop.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/massive-bitch-e1471811380632.pngMassive bitch"Basically, Im saying your fiancee is a MASSIVE bit..." "HEY!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/keith-e1471795335730.pngKeith"Sorry, perhaps I wasnt clear. Im Keith Motherfucking David."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/callous-e1471738074535.pngCallousDaaaaaaaaw. Hes in wuv.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/heresy.jpgHeresyHuh. Whats this blank image doing here?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/monster.jpgmonsterYou dont fool me, creature!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/gargoyles-1.jpggargoyles (1)https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/goofy.jpgGoofyAgain with this shit, Disney?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/tattoo-fur-e1471732712581.pngTattoo furHow exactly does one tattoo fur?2025-08-15T08:10:25+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/08/22/frog-reviews-suicide-squad/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suicide-squad-1-1.jpgSuicide-Squad-1-1It's time to conquer EARFhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/jokerta.jpgJokerTAONE MORE TIMEhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/the_shining_1.jpgthe_shining_1I'm just gonna hurt yahttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/chris-brown-black-pyramid-clothing-line.pngchris-brown-black-pyramid-clothing-line"HAHAHA" - Chris Brown, probablyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suicide-squad-harley-quinn-margot-robbie.jpgsuicide-squad-harley-quinn-margot-robbieHello, boys! (probably)https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suicide-squad.jpgsuicide-squadI hate you! Why? You did a thing! I didn't do a thing! We're friends then. Yes. Friends it is. ENDhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/d3760c2bfa0699b71812f72c4fd5823b.jpgd3760c2bfa0699b71812f72c4fd5823b"Or else what? "https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/791673.jpg791673They uh... don't?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/forget-joker-suicide-squad-trailer-reveals-enchantress-is-in-control-of-task-force-x-e-932278.jpgforget-joker-suicide-squad-trailer-reveals-enchantress-is-in-control-of-task-force-x-e-932278Ah, you got the stink lines and everything. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/viola-davis-amanda-waller.jpgviola-davis-amanda-wallerWhat the fuck am I doing here? 2018-12-25T17:14:34+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/08/23/steamboat-willie-1928/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/the-most-old-timey-e1471467727798.pngThe most old timeyWow, second sentence. You are so out of date in so many different ways that its almost impressive.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/steamboat_willie.jpgSteamboat_Willie2016-09-30T05:56:05+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/08/17/let-battle-commence/2016-08-22T05:03:00+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/08/17/winsor-mccay-the-famous-cartoonist-of-the-n-y-herald-and-his-moving-comics-1911/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/littlewoods-blog-awards-2016-website-mpu_vote-now.jpgLittlewoods-Blog-Awards-2016-Website-MPU_Vote-Nowhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/new-artform-e1471383197348.pngNew artform"Oh, Im sorry, is my INVENTING A NEW ARTFORM BORING YOU SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/racist-e1471382646741.pngRacist"I shall begin with racism, gentlemen, as this is 1911 after all." "Of course!" "Quite right."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/look-at-this.jpgLook at thishttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/mike.pngMikeI carry a mike around with me at all times for just such an eventuality.2018-05-05T02:36:24+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/08/17/who-reviews-short-shorts-mouse-reviews-short-shorts/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/nemo.pngNemohttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/idiiot.jpgIdiiot2016-08-19T05:13:57+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/08/11/news-round-up/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/frog.pngfroghttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/comm-fancy-frogger-2.png[comm] fancy frogger 2https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/data.gifDATA2016-08-16T01:56:39+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/08/11/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-55-zootopiazootropolis/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/brer-fox.pngBrer-foxAnd needless to say, it's better than Disney's last attempt at tackling racism with a cartoon fox and rabbit. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/the-crop-e1470782908620.pngThe cropYup. Thatll do it.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/lionheart-e1470782044174.pngLionheart"And so you see, we are all part of the Great Circle of Lies."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/trump-pence-e1470781698443.pngtRUMP PENCEhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/our-villain-e1470780270399.pngour villainSo...does she turn into a dragon now, or what?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sheep-are-creepy-e1470779928183.pngSheep are creepyAm I the only one who thinks sheep eyes are creepy?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/good-cop-go-bad-e1470779687721.pngGood cop go badJesus. I havent seen a good cop go bad so quick since Training Day.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/gaxelle-e1470775204364.pngGaxelle"We cannot let fear divide us. Please, give me back the Zootropolis I love."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/wtcumwf-e1470774908354.pngWTCUMWF"What. The. Close. Up. Mouth. Whore. FUCK?!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/he-rocks-the-look-no-doubt-e1470774702593.pngHe rocks the look, no doubt.He rocks the look, no doubt.2025-07-11T21:51:06+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/07/22/welcome-to-the-desert-of-the-real/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/skull-e1469212448748.pngSkullhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/3-e1469212358395.png3https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/2-e1469212270322.png2https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/1-e1469212087230.png12016-07-28T13:09:19+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/07/22/the-devils-heir-chapter-14/2016-09-30T06:52:56+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/07/08/the-devils-heir-chapter-13/2016-08-12T06:51:44+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/07/07/takin-a-break/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/movie_poster_zootopia_866a1bf2.jpegmovie_poster_zootopia_866a1bf22016-07-13T11:44:12+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/06/30/the-devils-heir-chapter-12/2016-09-30T05:00:31+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/06/26/catching-up-on-the-devils-heir/2016-07-01T07:58:45+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/06/26/the-devils-heir-chapter-11/2016-08-12T05:24:08+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/06/25/we-were-conquered-by-these-people-how-exactly/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/brexit.jpgexit from the eurozone conceptexit from the eurozone: golden star fallen from a blue wall2023-02-26T03:03:03+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/06/23/fritz-the-cat-1972/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/download.jpgdownloadhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/speeches_churchill.jpgspeeches_churchillhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/245px-sir_winston_s_churchill1.jpg245px-Sir_Winston_S_Churchillhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/245px-sir_winston_s_churchill.jpg245px-Sir_Winston_S_ChurchillYeah, fine, whatever. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fritz-the-cat-4-e1466550112671.jpgfritz-the-cat-4No, not that one.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/portal-e1466548323976.pngpORTAL"Have you ever seen a portal?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/bat-country-e1466547554650.pngBat country"We cant stop here, this is bat country!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/bahia-e1466543539275.pngBahiaBAHIA!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/crows-e1466465159243.pngCROWSThe crows from Dumbo cannot BELIEVE THIS SHIT.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ralph-bakshi.jpgRalph-Bakshi"Fuck you, man."2024-01-01T20:09:09+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/06/19/those-wacky-sharpson-boys/2016-06-23T08:11:35+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/05/26/justice-league-new-frontier-2008/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/up-yours-e1464211223698.pngUp yours"In the words of my generation "Respect your elders!""https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/ditko_hawk__dove.pngDitko_Hawk_&_DoveTHANK CHRIST.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/keither-motherfucking-david.jpgKeither Motherfucking David"Sorry, perhaps I wasnt clear. Im Keith Motherfucking David."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/guardians.gifGuardiansThere we go.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/the_guardians_promotional.jpgThe_Guardians_(promotional)Nuh-uh.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/guardians.jpgGuardiansNope.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/stalking-e1464208436743.pngStalking"Ive been stalking you on Facebook. Its not considered weird on my world."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sun.jpgSun"Oh man, ANOTHER one of these things!?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/not-too-bright-e1464207678123.pngNot too bright“He’s not too bright.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/profile-e1464207448407.pngProfile2016-05-30T19:58:56+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/05/26/a-tale-of-two-republics/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/kitten.jpgKittenhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/kang-and-kodos.pngKang and kodos2025-02-23T16:04:21+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/05/14/darwyn-cooke-1962-2016/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/their-champion.jpgtheir champion2016-05-27T05:26:50+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/05/12/unshaved-mouseketeers-assemble/2016-05-13T23:01:42+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/05/12/guest-reviews-with-paper-alchemist-the-snow-queen-1995/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/tsqrevenge.jpgtsqrevengehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/robber-girl-away.jpgThe Little Robber GirlROBBER GIRL!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/tsqwhatareyou.jpgtsqwhatareyouhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/tsqfreakout.jpgtsqfreakouthttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/tsqaaargh.jpgtsqaaarghNo! NO! Turn back around, you're hideous!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/robber-girl-and-gerda.jpgrobber girl and gerda6. Likes fancy muffs. Ifyannowaddamean. ;)https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/tsqantirobbergirl.jpgtsqantirobbergirlGAAAAAH!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/tsqgobacktosleep.jpgtsqgobacktosleepArgh! Go back to sleep, go back to sleep!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/tsqalreadymagic.jpgtsqalreadymagicOw! One more trick like this, movie, and I'll have to see a neurologist. And it is not easy to get an MRI machine for a spider!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/tsqpretty.jpgtsqpretty2016-12-08T13:38:20+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/04/01/the-unmitigated-gall/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/duodenom.jpgduodenom"NARK!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/liver.jpgliver"No! Please! Not that! I am loyal! I AM LOYAL! IT WAS THE DUODENAM! THE DUODENAM! HE’S BEEN PLOTTING AGINST YOU FOR YEARS!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/centurion.jpgCenturion"Hate keeps a man alive."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/gallensteine_2006_03_28.jpgKONICA MINOLTA DIGITAL CAMERA2016-05-10T18:09:55+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/05/09/thoughts-on-new-york/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/new-york.jpgNew York2017-02-13T01:05:59+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/04/28/watership-down-1979/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/incorrect-e1461708585748.pngIncorrectIncorrect.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/bigwig-e1461706525281.pngBigwigMild violence.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/mild-vioence.jpgMild VioenceMild violence.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/felidae.jpgFelidaeUgh. Felidae flashbacks.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/blackavar-e1461702883686.jpgBlackavarMild violence.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/wingman-e1461617540947.pngWingmanFortunately, being a wingman comes naturally to him.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/post-65857-bart-and-lisa-screaming-gif-im-fo5w.gifpost-65857-bart-and-lisa-screaming-gif-im-fo5Whttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/bahia-e1461615929553.pngBahiahttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/mild-e1461615205211.pngmildMild violence.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/strange-e1461531700983.pngStrangeAnd if you like strange looking rabbits, friend do I have a movie for you!2017-03-04T10:04:34+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/04/28/8004/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/gandalf.jpgGandalfIt was actually on an old USB key but you get the gist.2016-05-11T08:10:49+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/03/08/the-unshaved-mouses-presidential-endorsement-apocalypse-2016-edition/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/trumop-hands.jpgTrumop handsAlthough in his defence, with hands that small it must feel YUGE.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/lamp.jpgLamphttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/cat.jpgCatNot even slightly Trump.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/governor_john_kasich.jpgGovernor_John_KasichToken effort at bipartisanship.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sanders.jpgsandersAlso Not Trump.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/not-trump.jpgNot trumpNot Trump.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/mole-people.pngmOLE pEOPLEAs you can see, his eyes have not yet adjusted to the light of our surface world.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/21obama-force1.jpgU.S. President Barack Obama waves from Los Angeles International AirportYOU'RE WELCOME, BARRY.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/obama.jpgBarack ObamaYOU’RE WELCOME, BARRY.2016-07-15T21:39:46+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/02/28/what-if-there-was-an-election-and-nobody-won/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/wink.gifWinkhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/election-e1456615551389.pngElection2016-03-06T02:03:15+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/02/26/this-deals-getting-worse-all-the-time/2016-03-04T06:20:07+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/12/10/thats-how-dad-did-it-thats-how-america-does-it-and-its-worked-out-pretty-well-so-far/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/fezzik-e1449608504550.pngFezzik"We left them with the albino."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/press-conference-e1449608131181.pngPress conferencehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/next-time-baby-e1449607424618.pngNext time baby"Next time, baby."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/bald-e1449604739241.pngBaldhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/michelle-monaghan-e1449604364936.pngMichelle Monaghanhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/spic-girls-e1449603863429.pngSpice Girls"If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/reporter-e1449603234485.pngReporterhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/the-peppertron-e1449445673525.pngthe peppertron"The Peppertron 9000 is still in beta."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/kookaburras-e1449443711584.pngKookaburrasLAZY BASTARD KOOKABURRAS!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/anglo_irish_bank_sept052008.jpganglo_irish_bank_Sept0520082023-01-20T18:27:23+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/02/08/stand-up-part-2/2016-02-18T03:40:11+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/01/21/i-dont-want-to-control-it-i-want-to-get-rid-of-it/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/p32133_p_v8_aa.jpgp32133_p_v8_aahttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/waited-outside-e1452994414546.pngWaited outside"Shit. I really should have waited until I was outside to do this. There goes my deposit."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/wrestlemania-e1452993994741.pngWrestlemaniahttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/jim-ross.jpgJim ross"BAH GAWD ALMIGHT HES KILLED HIM! AS GOD IS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/bro.jpgBrohttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/bro-e1452993013583.pngbrohttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/lazy-bastard-kookaburras-e1452992842162.pngLazy bastard kookaburras"LAZY BASTARD KOOKABURRAS!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/let-them-fight.gifLet them fighthttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/blade.jpgBladehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/omar-e1452991966125.pngOmar2025-02-18T02:59:21+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/02/04/like-all-guilty-men-you-try-to-rewrite-your-history/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/thor_hammer.jpgthor_hammerhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/vengeance-e1454456880346.pngVengeance"Ugh. The things I do for vengeance." "You say something Pepper?" "Nothing. Friend. I mean. Lover. Ugh."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/you-keep-using-that-word-e1454456397487.pngYou keep using that word"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/iron-monger-e1454456116755.pngIron Mongerhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/us-coastguard-seal-svg.pngUS-CoastGuard-Seal.svgPoor Coast Guard. Nobody likes you.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/captain-half-ass-e1454449905462.pngCaptain Half Ass“My God…the legendary unfinished shield of Captain Half-Assed!”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/thor_poster.jpgThor_posterhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/giphy.gifgiphyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/youre-a-robot-e1454448756101.pngYou're a robothttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/moolti-pass.jpgMoolti pass2016-03-13T17:03:14+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/02/04/merch/2016-02-05T09:11:28+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/01/26/if-i-said-i-was-happy-id-be-lion/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/unbungalievable.jpegUnbungalievable"NOOOOOOOOOOO..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/kion_leads.pngKion_LeadsUn-bunga-fuckin'-leiveable.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/bunga-and-cobra.pngBunga and Cobrahttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/bunga_snake.pngBunga_Snakehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/bungaclose.pngBungaclosehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/the-lion-guard-disney-channel.jpgFULI, KION, ONO , BESHTE, BUNGATHE LION GUARD - The epic storytelling of Disney's "The Lion King" continues with "The Lion Guard: Return of the Roar," a primetime television movie event starring Rob Lowe, Gabrielle Union and James Earl Jones, reprising his iconic role as Mufasa. Premiering this November on Disney Channel, the movie follows Kion, the second-born cub of Simba and Nala, as he assumes the role of leader of the Lion Guard, a team of animals tasked with preserving the Pride Lands. "The Lion Guard" television series will premiere in early 2016 on Disney Channels and Disney Junior channels around the globe. (Disney Junior) FULI, KION, ONO , BESHTE, BUNGA2023-01-24T05:54:32+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/12/24/mothers-never-let-your-children-become-playwrights/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/o-william-shakespeare-facebook.jpgo-WILLIAM-SHAKESPEARE-facebookWilliam Shakespeare. Portrait of William Shakespeare 1564-1616. Chromolithography after Hombres y Mujeres celebres 1877, Barcelona Spain2016-04-17T17:25:03+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/11/26/the-secret-of-nimh-1982/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/yoda-main.jpgyoda-main"That is why you fail."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/house-e1448496091739.pngHousehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/the-mousiah-e1448495975453.pngthe MousiahShe is the Mousiah!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/facial-e1448495714808.pngFacialhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/my-comfy-place-e1448494823797.pngMy comfy place"Sir? It might be safer if you moved literally one step to the left or right." "No. This is my comfy place."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/historys-greatest-monster-e1448492444795.pngHISTORYS GREATEST MONSTERHe gets a statue? HES HISTORYS GREATEST MONSTER!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/facepalm-two-hands.jpgfacepalm-two-hands"Fuck you Bluth. Fuck you so hard."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/benghazi.jpgbenghazi“Director, this commitee has been informed by reliable sources that you have been wasting tax-payers money creating an unholy race of super-rats. The American people have a right to know if this is true.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/oxford-e1448485652336.pngOxfordThe Oxford comma, the Oxfordian theory and David Cameron. Proof that we should simply nuke Oxford from orbit. Only way to be sure.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/rip-off-e1448484740541.pngRip offYoure ripping off characters from the same movie!!!2023-01-18T21:35:11+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/09/10/09-bertie-ahern/2016-01-09T22:52:07+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/09/06/11-charles-j-haughey/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/two-finger-salute1.jpgTwo finger salute2016-01-09T22:43:44+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/09/04/12-liam-cosgrave/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/liam-cosgrave.jpgLiam Cosgravehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/stalin.jpgstalinHeh. Better luck next time, Stalin.2016-01-09T22:41:58+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/09/03/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-54-big-hero-6/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/is-this-what-tadashi-e1441191370805.pngis this what Tadashi"Is this what Tadashi would have wanted?" "Who cares!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/clark-kent-e1441191187325.pngClark Kent"Authorities have been questioning Mr Clark Kent and his friend Superman to see if they know."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/bahia-e1441190563272.pngBahiaBAHIA!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/i-want-my-daughter-back-e1441189848405.pngI want my daughter back"I want my daughter back, you son of a bitch!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/kuzco.jpgKuzcoOh yeah, never mind.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/and-i-would-have-got.jpgAnd I would have got"And I would have got away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids and your meddling robot!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/not-happy2.pngnot happyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/not-happy1.pngnot happyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/not-happy-e1441187327661.pngnot happyBeneath one hundred and fifty billion tons stands BAYMAX. And hes not happy!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/surrender-mutants-e1441186748535.pngSurrender MutantsSURRENDER MUTANTS.2019-07-26T07:22:29+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/09/02/13-brian-cowen/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/brian-cowen-1.jpgBrian-Cowen (1)2016-01-09T22:31:08+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/09/02/every-taoiseach-worst-to-best-part-one/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/seal.pngsealhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/berlin-wall-coming-down.jpegberlin-wall-coming-downThis might prove to be of some lasting significance.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/berlin-flag.jpgberlin-flagThis might prove to be of some lasting significance.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/no-one-tell-greece.gifNo one tell GreeceAnd if you could not tell Greece we'd really appreciate it. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/eu__flag_of_europe.pngeu__flag_of_europeSee that circle? It's the starry rabbit hole of madness.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/john-a-costello_i.jpgJohn-A-Costello_Ihttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/haugheys-island.jpgHaughey's islandhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/homer-laughing.gifHomer Laughinghttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/spongebob.gifSpongebobhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/i-did-warn-you-not-to-trust-me.jpgI did warn you not to trust me“I did warn you not to trust me.”2016-01-09T22:30:37+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/01/08/east-of-berlin-by-hannah-moscovitch/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/beetle.jpgBeetle2016-01-21T02:15:58+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2016/01/01/movie-deathmatch-the-final-reckoning/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/wrong-winner2.pngWrong winnerhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/wrong-winner1.pngWrong winnerhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/wrong-winner.pngWrong winnerhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/new_york_weenie_a_mickey_mouse_cartoon_disney_shows.gifNew_York_Weenie_A_Mickey_Mouse_Cartoon_Disney_Showshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/castle.gifcastle2016-01-08T04:59:04+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/11/23/movie-and-tv-series-deathmatch/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/turtles_forever_poster.pngTurtles_Forever_Posterhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/the_lego_movie_poster.jpgThe_Lego_Movie_posterhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/summer-wars.jpgSummer Warshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/steven_universe-all_characters.jpgSteven_Universe-all_charactershttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/sttas.jpgSTTAShttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/swat-set.jpgswat-sethttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/pacific_rim_filmposter.jpegPacific_Rim_FilmPosterhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/the_hunchback_of_notre_dame_ii.jpgThe_Hunchback_of_Notre_Dame_IIhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/gravity_falls_logo.pngGravity_Falls_logo“What?! I’m doing fine!”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/gargoyles.pngGargoyles2025-07-29T11:39:58+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/12/19/movie-deathmatch-part-2-blood-everywhere/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/star-trek-e1450532317187.pngStar Trekhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/pacific-rim-e1450532103292.pngPacific rimhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/steven-universe-e1450531834903.pngSteven universehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/goof-movie-e1450531218480.pngGoof moviehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/gravity-falls-e1450530789797.pngGravity Falls2015-12-29T05:20:03+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/12/12/so-i-tried-my-hand-at-stand-up/2016-01-03T17:18:53+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/12/04/movie-deathmatch-the-first-to-fall/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/darkwing-e1449260965550.pngDarkwinghttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/gargoyles1-e1449260805968.pngGargoyleshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/turtles-e1449260372223.pngTurtleshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/swat-kats-e1449259411217.pngSwat Kats2015-12-19T08:10:01+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/11/29/links-and-stuff/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/flanders.jpgFlandershttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/colours.jpgColours"Colours. Remember them?" "No."2015-12-23T06:01:54+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/11/27/the-devils-heir-chapter-10/2015-12-11T07:01:05+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/11/18/wanna-see-something-creepy/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/scary-joanna-e1447881144781.pngScary Joanna2015-11-27T08:43:49+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/11/16/big-important-post/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dsc_0010-1-e1447605419558.jpgDSC_0010 (1)https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/plastic.jpgPlasticSnazzy. As. Bejaysus.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/google-cardboard.jpggoogle-cardboardSummit like this.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/steamboat_willie.jpgsteamboat_willieMuch better.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/al-jolson.jpgAl JolsonYikes. Maybe "Steamboat Willy" would have been a better analogy?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/oculus-rift-dk2.jpgoculus-rift-dk2https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/abey.jpgabeyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/joanna.jpgJoanna2015-11-27T07:03:55+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/11/21/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-9-2/2015-11-27T07:39:04+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/11/12/anastasia-1997/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/girl-bat-e1447286786172.pnggIRL bATHere! Have a girl bat! And your own movie! You did nothing but youre marketable!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/metal-2-e1447286449793.pngMetal 2METAL. AS. FUCK.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/so-happy-e1447285906427.pngso happyAwwww...look how happy he looks!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/ivan-the-terrible-e1447285534895.pngIvan the terrible"But...couldnt I just marry Dmitri and still be Grand Duchess?" "Ha! Honey, our family includes Ivan the Terrible but even we have standards."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/body-horror-e1447281372868.pngbody horrorhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/grand-duchess-e1447277788645.pnggrand duchess"Well excuuuuuuuuse me Prin...Grand Duchess!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/barry-white-e1447277259434.pngBarry whiteDudes like a beetle Barry White.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/fuck-me-e1447277083985.pngfUCK ME"Would you fuck me? Id fuck me."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/gurgi-e1447199677202.pnggURGISorry, sorry, false alarm.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/socialism-e1447198892445.pngsocialism"Hmmm...left or right. Socialism, or FREEDOM?"2023-09-06T19:01:51+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/11/14/6908/2015-11-27T06:52:36+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/11/08/sorry-false-alarm/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/20823568kylo-ren-1280a-1439416059068_1280w.jpg20823568kylo-ren-1280a-1439416059068_1280w2015-11-12T12:09:00+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/02/19/mary-and-max-2009/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/blucatt-e1424289178699.pngBlucatt“We attack the only part of him that’s still mortal. His self-respect. One of us has to review the worst Disney movie ever made and annihilate his ego completely. But there’s a catch. This movie is so awful that the reviewer will probably die in the process.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/pregant-e1424129191234.pngPregantAh, theeeere we go.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/bleak-e1424129004804.pngBleakhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/secretly-gay.jpgSecretly gayThis picture was...uh...was supposed to be a map of...somewhere... https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/opa2-e1424127380495.pngOpa2OPA!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/not-well-e1424126293888.pngNot wellYeah. She uses your private correspondence for professional gain and writes a book about you behind your back but YOURE the one who doesnt get social norms. You take those pills Max, you take all you need.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/not-ok-e1424126041408.pngNot OkOne might argue that if youre talking to a homicidal maniac, youre pretty not-Ok.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/opa-e1424125419558.pngOpahttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/scientology.jpgScientologyAh.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/ny-times-e1424122084950.pngNY TIMESMan. That is such a classic "NY Times" headline.2015-11-03T19:22:33+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/10/31/happy-terrifying-sundering-of-the-veil-between-worlds/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/abomination-pangea-e1446325096893.jpgpangea_politik"MOOOUSSE...HELP...US..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/bill.jpgbILL"ONE OF? SORRY BUDDY, I ALREADY FUSED THEM INTO ONE MASSIVE CONTINENT FOR MY OWN TWISTED AMUSEMENT!"2015-11-14T03:30:18+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/11/07/the-devils-heir-chapter-7/2015-11-13T09:23:55+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/10/31/the-devils-heir-chapter-6/2015-11-13T06:41:16+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/10/17/the-devils-heir-chapter-4/2015-10-30T06:39:57+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/10/15/ducktales-the-movie-treasure-of-the-lost-lamp-1990/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/genie-e1444858387919.pngGenieI knew Genie. Genie was a friend of mine. And you, sir, are no genie.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/building-castles.jpgBUILDING CASTLES"JUST THE TWOOOOO OF US!!!! BUILDING CASTLES IN THE SKKKKKYYYYY!!!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/your-beard-e1444856919155.pngYour beard"Youre so handsome...and youre beard is so...twisted."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/wolf.jpgwolfhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/fantastic_mr_fox1.jpgFantastic_mr_foxhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/fantastic_mr_fox.jpgFantastic_mr_foxhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/aye-e1444855865724.jpgaye"No. When those fuckers come for my money, I want to smell their flesh cooking."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/contractor.jpgContractor"Sir, you are one sick duck."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/socialism-e1444854729601.pngsocialismSOCIALISM.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/i-dont-think-your-him-e1444854335440.pngI don't think your him"Tonight the part of Scrooge McDuck will be played by an extremely problematic Arab stereotype."2015-11-18T03:47:23+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/10/24/the-devils-heir-chapter-5/2015-10-30T06:57:16+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/10/07/any-artists-want-to-make-some-money/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/dsc_0010-e1444251038629.jpgDSC_0010Drink it in.2023-01-15T18:34:26+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/10/10/the-devils-heir-chapter-3-2/2015-10-16T07:34:34+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/10/04/the-devils-heir-chapter-3/2015-10-16T07:33:34+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/09/11/labyrinth-1986/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/party-e1410205229409.pngPartyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/boo-e1410204760303.pngboohttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/boromir_-_fotr.pngBoromir_-_FOTRI mean, he'd die if you sneezed on him.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/wreck-it-ralph.jpgWreck-It-Ralphhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/ive-resisited-unil-now-e1410104947278.pngI've resisited unil now.Alright, you knew the joke was coming, I knew the joke was coming. Lets just move on with our lives.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/judgesnydertvcharacterp.jpgjudgesnydertvcharacterp"Under penalty of TORTURE."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/bahia-e1410102046176.pngBahiaLIVE ACTION BAHIA!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/falcon1.jpgfalcon1"What have we talked about, Chewie? Bathroom time is "Hans time"" "EEEEEYYYAAAAARRR"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/comeback-e1410099641933.pngComebackGood comeback, bro.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/italy-e1410095240384.pngItalyPoor girl. Like travelling on an Italian subway.2017-11-22T21:02:55+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/09/29/holy-cow/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/finalist-buttons-300x2505.jpgFinalist-Buttons-300x25052015-10-06T15:05:54+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/09/04/the-unshaved-mouses-greatest-comics-of-all-time/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/ratcreature.jpgratcreaturehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/this.jpgThisAlso, read this.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/saga_vol3-1.pngSaga_vol3-1https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/from-hell.jpgFrom Hellhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/maus.gifMaushttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/killingjoke.jpgKillingjokehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/usm.jpgUSMhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/daredevil.jpgDaredevilhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/bootface_7608.jpgbootface_7608That is the future of the human race. A boot stamping a human face. For, like, a few years. Then everything’s rosy.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/league.jpgLeague2025-02-20T19:45:50+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/10/02/the-devils-heir-chapter-1/2015-10-23T07:56:34+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/09/27/state-of-the-mouse-address/2015-10-24T05:10:40+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/08/28/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-51-winnie-the-pooh/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/crotch.jpgCrotchThere. The caged serpent. Ya happy?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/enablers-e1408884632735.pngENABLERSYou bunch of GODDAMN ENABLERS.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/owl-e1408884261820.pngOwl"Youve crossed the line Owl. Youve crossed the goddamn line."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/hey-bear-you-like-apples-e1408883926369.pngHey bear you like apples"Hey bear! You like apples?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/later-idiots-e1408883460730.pngLater idiots"Later. idiots."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/yup-e1408881834541.pngYupPothead.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/we-cant-stop-here-e1408880748560.pngWe cant stop here"We cant stop here, this is pot country!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/the-good-shit-e1408833077558.pngThe good shitIts fermented bee vomit, get a grip man!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/hypocrisy-e1408813744280.pngHypocrisy"Well jeez lady, if you didnt want us to sing it why did you write us the song?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/checkmate-e1408810228542.pngCheckmate"Checkmate."2021-09-08T04:31:21+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/09/22/huh-wait-what/2015-09-25T04:44:41+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/08/21/4872/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/critic.jpgCritichttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/w40k.jpgW40Khttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/totem.jpgtotem"Our killer just arrived, spent two weeks assembling this and the POOF! He was gone..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/hannibal1_2553735b1.jpghannibal1_2553735b1https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/smartermaid.pngsmartermaidhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/blackface.jpgblackfaceIt's not "cutting edge" if it predates the frickin' talkies.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/family-guy.jpgfamily-guyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/guilt.pngGuilt2021-04-07T11:37:43+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/08/07/the-unshaved-mouses-top-10-saddest-disney-moments/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/do-you-want-to-build-a-snowman-e1406327643635.pngDo you want to build a snowmanhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/mufasa.jpgMufasahttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/my-family.jpgmy familyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/glory.jpggloryhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/sad-squirrel.jpgSad Squirrelhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/the-many-adventures-of-winnie-the-pooh-pooh-and-christopher-robin.jpgThe Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh Pooh and Christopher Robinhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/sad-stitch.gifSad Stitchhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/tumblr_m2cnuerfgv1rouwdqo2_250.giftumblr_m2cnueRfGv1rouwdqo2_2502015-09-22T20:00:46+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/09/19/last-chance-to-be-on-the-right-side-of-history/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/this-aint-over.jpgthis ain't over2015-09-19T22:37:36+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/09/22/3-sean-lemass/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/michael_collins.jpgMichael_Collins"Hmmm...what to do, what to do?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/comm-unshavedbrothermouse.pngUnscrupulous Mouse"Job done. Now, on to the scoring."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/com-unshavedminimouse-1.pngBaby Mouse"I am!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/com-unshavedminispouse-1.pngMini Mouse"No."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/johnxxiii.jpgJohnXXIII“If it feels good, do it guys! Wooooooooooh!”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/population-doubled.jpgPopulation DoubledPopulation doubled in some areas.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/strategy-e1435449181107.pngStrategyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/gulp-e1435448914847.pngGulp*CLICK* "Gulp."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/134.jpgLEMASS2022-09-18T00:48:00+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/07/17/disney-reviews-the-unshaved-mouse-49-the-princess-and-and-the-frog/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/akirasgsdrtjh-e1405525400378.jpgAKIRAsgsdrtjhHint: It aint Sailor Moon.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/oh-ship.jpgOh ship"Oh ship!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/timon.jpgTimon"Called it!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/too-late.giftoo-latehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/rest-in-peace-e1405379650815.pngRest in PeaceId say "Rest in Peace" but...yeesh.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/triton-e1405377706489.pngTritonHi Triton!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/converting-hydrogen-e1405377241305.pngconverting hydrogen"Hmmmm...have you tried converting hydrogen into helium over the course of several billion years?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/nice.jpegNicehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dont-you-dare-e1405374423995.pngDon't you dare"Im gonna tell him." "Dont you dare!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/seriously1.jpgSeriously2017-08-22T14:25:30+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/09/07/and-so-the-final-battle-commences/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/computer-user-confused.jpgComputer geek"What is this madness?! I never trained for this!!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/shortlisted-buttons-300x2503-300x250.jpgShortlisted-Buttons-300x2503-300x250https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/vote-for-us-buttons-300x2505.jpgVote for Us Buttons 300x25052015-09-12T21:56:20+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/07/03/mighty-morphin-power-rangers-the-movie-1995/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ivan-ooze-groin-hit-o.gifivan-ooze-groin-hit-oThey won. But at what cost to their souls?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/kill-it-with-fire-e1404332340302.pngKill it with fireKILL IT WITH FIRE! KILL IT WITH FIRE!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/power-rangers-movie-ninja-megazord.pngPower-Rangers-Movie-Ninja-MegazordOh boy, I think I owe the Foodfight! animators an apology. I mean, I’m not going to give them one, but still.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ninja-zords.jpgNinja Zords"But all the other movies were using CGI!" "And if all the other movies jumped off a bridge, Power Rangers, would you do that too?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/neo-geo.jpgneo geoChrist Im old.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/cgi-e1404254878396.pngCGIhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/jealous.jpgJealous"Jealous?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/tyrion.jpgCS 65 Friday 22nd October 2010"Ah, but you see, Im not really a Lannister. It turns out Im a lost Targaryan prince who... "https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/this-face-e1404252020792.pngThis facehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dulcea-e1404251230795.jpgdulceaWhich of course is Italian for "Yowza!"2022-12-01T19:52:33+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/06/27/an-open-letter-to-ireland-dear-whiny-bitches/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ker076_watermark_image.jpgKER076_watermark_image"Jeez, look at this shithole."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ireland_modis.jpgIreland_(MODIS)Gasp! It's hideous!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/europe_satellite_orthographic.jpgEurope_satellite_orthographichttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/mosaic-earth.jpgmosaic-earthhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/img-2391021-7-batman_slaps_robin_by_lovelyobnoxious-d4zd0s4.jpgimg-2391021-7-batman_slaps_robin_by_lovelyobnoxious-d4zd0s4https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/narnia.jpgNarnia"I mean, look at this crapheap."2017-10-20T16:24:17+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/06/18/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-48-bolt/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/since-the-sixties.jpgsince the sixtiesAnd like Dr. Who, theyve been recasting the lead of this show since the sixties. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/animal-shelter-lady-e1403123393181.jpgAnimal Shelter LadyOh for the love of...WHO KEEPS HIRING YOU?!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/malcolm-mcdowell.jpgmalcolm-mcdowell"Yeees...you can trust me now..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/mmpr-poster.jpgmmpr-posterhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/the-chosen-one-e1403044952799.pngThe Chosen OneI do not deserve this. Truly, I am unworthy.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/brain.jpgBrainhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ritaandrunt1.jpgRitaandRunt1Really Disney?! Animaniacs again!?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/goodfeathers.jpgGoodfeathersOh my God. Disney, you whores!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/psyclo.jpgPsycloNo, no. Bolt. BOLT has a slender grip on reality.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/2014-06-16-22-18-42-e1402954167931.jpg2014-06-16 22.18.422024-08-15T10:35:07+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/09/26/1-w-t-cosgrave/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/img_20150826_213245-e1440621367954.jpgIMG_20150826_213245This country deserves a better class of criminal.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/founding-fathers1-e1440620342182.pngFounding fathershttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/founding-fathers-e1436384644603.pngFounding fathers"Aw Crap."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/how-the-fuck-did-this-happen.jpgHow the fuck did this happen"...help me.."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/this-guy-e1435781318607.pngThis guy"Aw Crap."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/technically.pngTechnically"The best kind of correct!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/william_thomas_cosgrave.jpgWilliam_Thomas_Cosgrave"Gesunheit."2025-03-25T07:58:45+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/09/12/08-albert-reynolds/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/deliverance.jpgdeliveranceMay be thinking of wrong guy.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/flag_of_ireland-svg.pngFlag_of_Ireland.svg"You sold ANTHRAX to Saddam Hussein, don't you dare judge me!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/usa-american-flag-514-p.jpgusa-american-flag-514-p“Gasp! Ireland you sold BEEF to Saddam Hussein?!”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/reynolds-in-paris.jpgReynolds in ParisHe then spent the rest of his time in France with a sexy linguist fleeing an albino monk.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/wikiepdia.jpgWikiepdia"But…then where did they build the pigs?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/albert_reynolds.jpgAlbert_Reynolds2015-09-18T07:35:50+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/09/14/07-eamon-de-valera/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/evolving-two-e1432074961379.pngEvolving Twohttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/evolving-one-e1432074906785.pngEvolving Onehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/de-valera_chief.jpgDe-Valera_Chiefhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/ladies.jpgLadiesSeriously, could you refuse this man anything?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/targaryen-prince.jpgTargaryen PrinceLost Targaryen Prince. Calling it now.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/79431-050-3b6bd40b.jpg79431-050-3B6BD40B“Beagáiníonn ó Colún “A”, beagáiníonn ó Colún “B”.”2016-10-16T21:03:05+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/08/28/thanks-guys/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/does-it-come-in-black-bruce-wayne-26004380-1155-576.jpgDoes-it-come-in-Black-bruce-wayne-26004380-1155-576"Does it come in black?"2015-08-30T20:48:02+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/06/05/the-transformers-the-movie-1986/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/a-love-for-the-ages-e1401827144900.pngA love for the agesAnd IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIeeeeeIIIIIeeeeiIIIIII will always love YOUUUUUUUUUUUOHHHHHHHH!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/300-years-later.jpg300 years later300 years later.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/starwars-usetheforce.jpgstarwars-usetheforceTake a...BLAAAAAARGHHHH...I...I...Im okay...BLAAAAAAARGGHH!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/barely-an-erection-e1401310559216.pngBarely an erection"I mean, this erection is a semi! At best!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/vader-versus-skywalker.jpgVader versus SkywalkerTahske a shtot cuz Im sexy!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/shtake-a-shtosh.jpgShtake a shtosh.Shtake a shtosh...https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/worse-things-happen-at-sea-e1401309626497.pngWorse things happen at seaCheer up lads. Worse things happen at sea, yknow.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ewok-dance-party.jpgEwok dance partyShake a tot.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/death-of-optimus-prime.jpgDeath-of-Optimus-Primehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/almost-sexual.pngAlmost sexual"Almost sexual, isn't it Smithers?"2022-12-02T01:08:04+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/09/20/4-enda-kenny/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/economy-e1440619735243.pngEconomyThere's an economy that makes you want to throw your hands up and yell wheeeeeeeeeeeee!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/the-great-day-of-his-wrath.pngThe great day of his wrathBad times, is what Im sayinhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/bertie-ahern.jpgBertie Ahern*Imperial March Plays*https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/classic-costello-e1434152288325.pngClassic Costello"That sounds like a wonderful idea!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/good-intentions-e1434151930412.pngGood intentions"Whats that? Garret Fitzgerald had good intentions!? My country cant live on good intentions Marge!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/4-e1434151447634.png4“The great flame war of 2015. We don’t know who struck first but we do know that it started when the Unshaved Mouse gave a fairly positive appraisal of Enda Kenny.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/3-e1434151314955.png3"Woah..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/2-e1434151266481.png2"Welcome, to the desert of the real."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/1-e1434151219892.png12015-10-02T05:46:38+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/05/28/indefinite-claws-six-little-things-that-changed-the-marvel-universe/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/250px-en_sabah_nur_earth-616_0005.jpg250px-En_Sabah_Nur_(Earth-616)_0005Note: Not actual size.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/neat-little-package.pngneat little package"Oh! I see! So everything’s wrapped up in a neat little package!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/tip-jar3_sm.jpgTip-Jar3_smAhem. Whatever you feel is fair. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/wolverine_v_magneto_01.jpgWolverine_v_Magneto_01“My GOD I can’t believe I didn’t think of doing this sooner!”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/3693838-3.jpg3693838-3You'll put someone's eye out.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/the-wolverine-claws-bloody.jpgThe-Wolverine-Claws-Bloody2015-08-26T19:54:08+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/05/22/unshaved-mouse-and-erik-copper-review-enchanted/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/transformers-movieposter-west.jpgTransformers-movieposter-westhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/great-white-shark-smile.jpggreat-white-shark-smileHissssssss!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/gazelle.jpggazelleHissssssss!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/gerald-ford-e1400018942967.pngGerald Ford"Just like Gerald Ford."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/pip.jpgpiphttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/tomdh.jpgTomdhMy friend who shall not be named.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/468px-captainamerica_endscenecutoff_hd.jpg468px-Captainamerica_endscenecutoff_hd“You been gone a long time, Aang.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/happily.jpgHAPPILYTruly, a fate worse than death.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/queenwitch.jpgQueenwitch"From the blackest pits of hell I summon ye, to me my lawyers!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/lana-del-rey-sings-in-angelina-jolies-new-maleficent-trailer.jpglana-del-rey-sings-in-angelina-jolies-new-maleficent-trailerJury's still out on you.2022-11-30T18:10:46+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/05/15/turn-this-ship-around-how-to-rescue-star-trek/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/enterprise.jpgenterprisehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/1-seven.jpg1-sevenHer personality. And her intellect. You pigs.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/kes1n.jpgkes1nhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/neelix_s7.jpgneelix_s7https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/harrykim001.jpgharrykim001https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/doctor.jpgdoctorhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/b-elanna-torres-star-trek-women-10919538-1914-2362.jpgB-Elanna-Torres-star-trek-women-10919538-1914-2362https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/tparis001.jpgtparis001https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/tuvok.jpgTuvokhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/1-chakotay.jpg1-chakotay2025-03-18T07:44:56+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/05/08/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-47-chicken-little/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/quote-e1399492944511.pngQuotehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/base-ball-e1399492426763.pngbase ballAnd everyone is happy. Because they have won base ball today.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/nazgul.jpgnazgulProbably for the best.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/meet-the-robinsons-disneyscreencaps-com-42.jpgMeet-the-robinsons-disneyscreencaps.com-42https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/ptero.jpgpteroThis was Doctor Who’s way of resolving the problem of changing the timeline. It’s a weird show.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/genes-e1399491645458.pnggenesSometimes the genes zig, sometimes they zag.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dapper-e1399490751106.pngdapperNow that is one dapper zombie apocalypse.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/a-win.jpgA winYeah, were calling that a win.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/poor-child.jpgPoor child"Poor child. Poor sweet child."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/croaks-e1399409639847.pngCroaksYou know what happens to someone who crosses the frog mafia? He croaks.2025-07-11T22:22:17+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/08/20/moomin-and-midsummer-madness-2008/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/so-we-cool.jpgSo we coolSoooo...we cool?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/little-cuties-e1439936810799.pnglittle cuties"Little cuties. Im going to keep you!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/narrator.jpgNarrator"You see children, your candy asses wouldnt last five minute in the Big House."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/guilty-schmilty-e1439934786363.pngGuilty schmilty"Except when they plead Guilty-Schmilty to avoid a harsher Sentence-Schmentence."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/they-burn-when-you-touch-them-e1439931129874.pngThey burn when you touch themThey burn when you touch them. They burn when you touch them.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/slender-man.jpgSlender manTHAT IS SOME FUCKING SLENDER MAN SHIT.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/anarchy-e1439930402395.pngAnarchy"Introduce a little anarchy, and everything becomes choas. Im an agent of chaos."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/frantic-with-worry-e1439845549338.pngFrantic with worryFrantic with worry.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/editor.pngEditor"And with good cause!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/seamless-e1439844676179.pngSeamless2023-01-07T18:51:24+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/03/27/cars-2-2011/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/help-me-e1395683491585.jpgHelp me"...help me...help meeeeee..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/horned-king.jpghorned kingIndeed. No one could possibly sit through the entire thing! The Unshaved Mouse is trapped FOR ALL ETERNITY!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/the-future-e1395620681605.pngThe futureI am your future. Lament.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/sideshow-bob.jpgSideshow Bob"Farewell, dear Vanessa."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/kitten.gifKittenhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/exxon.pngExxonHow could you doubt the virtue of something that has two X's in its name?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/popemobile-e1395614815543.pngPopemobileIn this universe, the Pope is called the Popemobile. But he's not a popemobile. He does, however, have a popemobile. Can I die now please?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/filthy-inferior-e1395613954192.pngFilthy inferior"Inferiors! Impure! Unterwagons!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/john-lasseter_.jpgJohn-Lasseter_https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/rod-redline.jpg??????????????????????????????????????But...he's...blue? Fuck it, whatever.2025-10-13T23:19:29+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/03/13/cars-2006/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/licence-e1394659478118.jpgLicenceOh crap.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/masssive-interal-injuries-e1394582939205.pngmasssive interal injuries"Please stop pushing me. I have massive internal injuries."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/what-even-are-you.jpgWhat even are youWhat even ARE you?!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/strike-that.gifstrike thathttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/the-racetracks-e1394579104401.pngthe racetracks"I am fast. It's the racetracks that got small." https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/radiator-e1394492836566.pngRadiatorRadiator Springs. Shit. I'm still only in Radiator Springs. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/planes.jpgplanesThis would be the equivalent of getting a facial tattoo.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/earth.jpgearthYup.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/mrs-brown.jpgMRS BROWNWe've got our own shit to deal with, thanks very much.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/jay-limo-e1394410395595.pngJay LimoHave you seen this? Have you heard about this? Have you cursed this with every fibre of your being?2017-12-15T04:16:56+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/02/27/batman-under-the-red-hood-2010/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/cars.jpgCarshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/pants-e1393375145137.pngPantsI'm happy for you kid, but for God's sake put some pants on.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/the-king-e1393374416315.pngThe KingCome at the king, you best not miss.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/maks-under-his-mask-e1393373535193.pngMaks under his maskHe wears a mask under his mask. It's the secret identity equivalent of wearing two condoms.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/which-given-this-reboot.jpgWhich, given this rebootAnd, given this reboot, that is saying a whole heap.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/i-anticipate-e1393370541675.pngI anticipateI mean honestly, how could you NOT trust that face?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/that-was-you.jpgThat was youWait a minute, THAT WAS YOU!!!?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/oh-crap-e1393288831408.pngOh craphttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/awesome.jpgawesome"Bruce? I'm not convinced are movie is completely awesome yet. We're missing something." "Cyborg ninjas with light sabers." "How do you DO that?!" "Simple. I'm Goddamn Bruce Timm."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/burma-e1393286459323.pngBurma"A long time ago, I was in Burma. My friends and I..." "That's great Alfred, but why are you bandaging my boot?"2022-11-24T17:41:36+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/08/09/everything-youve-ever-wanted-to-know-about-denis-obrien-but-were-too-appalled-to-ask/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/obrien.jpgObrienhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/boycott.jpgBoycotthttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/inigo.jpgInigohttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/children.jpgChildren2015-08-14T09:24:55+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/08/07/one-letter-away-from-penis/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/batman-e1438972356711.pngBatmanhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/cats1-e1438971903401.pngCatshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/cats-e1438971860496.pngCatshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/far-away-e1438971384494.pngFar awayhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/making-out1-e1438971224589.pngMaking outhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/making-out-e1438971102296.pngMaking outhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/trumo.jpgTrumoOkay America. Stop. It's not funny anymore.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/denis.jpgdenis2015-08-14T04:28:21+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/08/08/things-ive-learned-from-three-years-of-blogging/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/scorpion-fly.jpgscorpion-flyIt latches onto your face and eats your eyes while it’s venom paralyses you and reduces your muscle tissue to soup. It’s called the Twizzlewozzer.2015-09-04T05:59:49+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/01/21/increase-quality-of-theatre-output-by-30/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/the-abbey.jpgThe Abbey"Don’t you try to guilt trip us."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/lightning17.jpglightning17https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/phone.gifPhone"It's for you." "At last!"2015-07-30T13:32:13+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/12/12/disney-reviews-42-lilo-stitch/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/plane-e1386714406954.jpgPlanehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/gantu-e1386714274974.jpgGantuhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/pretty.jpgprettyI mean, Jesus, look at this.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/onions-e1386634132735.jpgOnionsOnions. Shut up.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/standing-ovation-0907-lg1.jpgstanding-ovation-0907-lg1https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/i-can-haz-surfing.jpgI can haz surfinghttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/punchline-e1386632451870.jpgPunchlineCouldn't think of a punchline for this picture. It's still going in.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/sfchronicle_homepage_blog_horizontal.jpgSFChronicle_homepage_blog_horizontalSan Francisco is AWESOME.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/pile-of-garbage.jpgpile-of-garbagehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/white-house-press-secretary-jay-carney.jpgWhite House Press Secretary Jay Carney holds the daily press briefing in Washington"Uh, Mr President that's not Premier Putin. That is a mound of rotting garbage."2021-05-14T22:22:48+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/10/31/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-666-the-nightmare-before-christmas/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/close-up-mouth-e1383169926260.jpgclose up mouthOhhh...that's not a good sign.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/what-is-that-e1383169103414.jpgWhat is thatSeriously, what is that?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/freeze-e1383168854622.jpgFreeze"Ho ho ho, I hope you all freeze!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/playstation4-featuredimage.jpgPlayStation4-FeaturedImageGod bless us, every one.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pumpkin-e1383168220882.jpgPumpkinhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/kookaburras-e1383164108854.jpgKOOKABURRASLAZY BASTARD KOOKABURRAS!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/krampus-e1383163649556.jpgKrampusKRAMPUS!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/air-force.jpgAir Force"Doctor Jackson? The US government needs your help to decifer a series of ancient hyroglyphs..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/wiggum.jpgwiggumUntil now.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/on-slasher1-e1383162202117.jpgOn slasher"Now, Slasher! Now, Cancer! Now Blister and Dark Heart!” “On Venom! On Malice! On Calista Flockheart!”2015-07-20T13:03:02+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/09/25/the-unshaved-mouses-top-10-non-disney-animated-movies/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/a_scanner_darkly_poster.jpgA_Scanner_Darkly_Posterhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/bahia1.jpgBahiaBAHIA!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/movie_poster_who_framed_roger_rabbit.jpgMovie_poster_who_framed_roger_rabbithttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/batman_under_the_red_hood_poster.jpgBatman_under_the_red_hood_posterhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/toy_story_3_poster.jpgToy_Story_3_posterhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/akira_movie_poster.jpgAkira_movie_posterhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/kungfupanda.jpgLayout 1https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/the_secret_of_kells_promo_poster.jpgThe_Secret_Of_Kells_Promo_Posterhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/howls-moving-castleposter.jpgHowls-moving-castleposterhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/220px-twice_upon_a_time_6604.jpg220px-Twice_upon_a_time_66042025-06-26T22:19:08+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/09/19/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-37-tarzan/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/blessed.jpgBLESSEDSee? That's how you use your BRIAN BLESSED.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/asshole-e1379543782245.jpgAsshole"I don't have much time so I'll make this quick. I was right. You were wrong. Now I'm dying. Thanks, asshole."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/hanging-e1379543248668.jpgHanginghttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/you-whore.jpgYou whoreOh my God. Cameron, you whore!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/scanners4.jpgscanners4https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/trunk-e1379541639296.jpgTrunkhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/darwin.pngDarwin...https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/rudyard-kipling-9365581-1-402.jpg97n/24/huty/7252/10"Tarzan, my good fellow! I must say I find your stories of life in the jungle most fascinating. What do you think, Darwin?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/onions-e1379540357773.jpgOnionsONIONS! ONIONS DAMN YOU!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/artwork-e1379540076677.jpgArtworkI'm not going to make a joke here, I just want you to look at the artwork. 2023-04-26T17:27:08+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/09/12/the-unshaved-mouses-top-10-one-shot-disney-characters/2016-01-13T16:46:13+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/07/09/batman-will-save-us/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/batman.gifBatmanTHE Batman.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/the_batman.jpgThe_BatmanA Batman.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/stones_all_01.jpgstones_all_01If they weren't actually this big, they sure as hell felt like it.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/the-batman.jpgTHE BATMANThe Batman Image #TB-BatmanReach Pictured: The Batman Credit: © 2005 Warner Bros. Animation2015-07-15T18:24:43+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/07/04/murica-and-why-i-may-be-late-with-this-weeks-review/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/ow-ow-ow.jpgow ow ow"Ow! Ow! Ow! GOD I HATE JULY!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/american-mouse.jpgAmerican Mouse2015-07-10T04:42:56+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/09/24/3-jack-lynch/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/terenceoneillcreditvictorpatterson.jpgTerenceONeillCreditVictorPattersonTerrence O’Neill. Thinking about Jack Lynch.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/jack_lynch_fianna_fail.jpgJack_Lynch_Fianna_FailPIPE.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/paddy-grace-in-action-5-800x541-opt923x624o00s923x624-e1434578008659.jpgPaddy Grace in action (5) (800x541).jpg.opt923x624o0,0s923x624Last time Lynch trounced someone that badly they were wearing a Kilkenny jersey. Boom.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/a-young-sean-lemass.jpgA-young-Sean-Lemass“And?”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/he-was-terribe-e1434576950647.pngHe was terrib;eHE WAS TERRIBLE.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ja-lynch.jpgja lynch“Isn’t he your son in law?”2023-01-13T18:40:01+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/09/18/06-john-bruton/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/supergirldeath.jpgSupergirlDeathhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/bucky.jpgBuckyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/jason-tood.jpgJason Toodhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/memoirs-e1433076236536.pngMemoirshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/prince.jpgPrince“I would look at you, oh Mighty Prince, but I fear your magnificence would sear my very eyes to ash…”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/scottishreferendummap.pngScottishReferendumMapAlmost theeeeeeere...https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/johnbruton.jpgjohnbruton"That would be an unjust war?"2015-10-02T05:29:57+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/09/16/06-garret-fitzgerald/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/haughey-wins.jpgHaughey wins*Imperial March Plays*https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/the-moster-interesting-irish-president.jpgThe Moster Interesting Irish Presidenthttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/plotting.jpgPlottingOH GOD. OH GOD. OH GOD. *breathes into paper bag*https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/go-home-aldies.jpgGo home aldiesGo home, ladies.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/shurg.gifShurghttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/tom-baker.jpgTom Baker"Care for a jelly baby?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/garretfitz.jpggarretfitz2015-09-18T11:40:02+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/06/30/please-nominate-me-or-whatever/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/blog-awards.jpgBlog Awards2015-07-10T04:39:25+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/08/27/question-has-irelands-biggest-newspaper-lost-its-goddamn-mind/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/dj.gifdjFuck did I do?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/technical-difficulties2.pngtechnical-difficulties2https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/cowzilla.jpgCowzilla"Whoops, outta time. We'll tell you about this next week."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/the-messiah.jpgThe Messiahhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/daily-mail-logo-e1377633206392.jpegDaily-Mail-Logo2017-04-05T01:38:47+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/08/08/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-35-hercules/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/business.jpgBusinesshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/murder-her-e1375313187417.jpgMurder her"Foil my plan will you? Hmm. Cute girfriend. Be a shame if you went crazy and murdered her. A reeeeal shame."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/hera1.jpgHerahttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/vaginal-e1375312849783.jpgVaginal"My work has been commended as being strongly vaginal."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/modernediting1-e1375312323587.pngmodernediting"Yes."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/modernediting-e1375312262290.pngmodernediting"We'll have to fight our way out, are you ready?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/cliff-e1375312210673.jpgCliffOr cliff?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/river-e1375312012711.jpgriverRiverbank?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/who.jpgWhoWhat, who did you think I meant?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/prince-kissin-e1375311555848.jpgPrince kissinPrince kissin'! Trust me! Grandma used to swear by it!2023-10-23T20:21:20+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/07/11/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-33-pocahontas/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/die.jpgDieOh, not even in the same league.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/rotten-tomatoes-e1373401789530.jpgRotten tomatoeshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mel-gibson-mug-shot_353x455-0-0-0x0-353x455_full.jpgmel-gibson-mug-shot_353x455.0.0.0x0.353x455_fullhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/execution.pngexecutionhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/braveheart.jpgbRAVEHEARThttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/hanging-e1373401597498.jpghANGINGhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/trail-of-tears.jpgTrail of tearsRule 3 can bite me.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mussels-e1373326759883.jpgMussels"Are you sure it's okay to leave Ratcliffe here with you?" "Oh yeah. We know how to deal with "shellfish" men. He won't be "musselling" in anywhere else." "Ha!...I don't get it."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/hes-lifting-his-club-e1373326123244.jpgHe's lifting his club"He's lifting his club! SHOOT HIM!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/bravestaaaar-e1373325370577.jpgBRAVESTAAAARBRAVESTAAAAR!!!2026-01-29T03:56:22+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/06/13/presenting-the-league-of-volunteers-mouse-wrote-a-comic/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/283449_510823368929917_1117949858_n.jpg283449_510823368929917_1117949858_nhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/156534_510822592263328_537255015_n.jpg156534_510822592263328_537255015_nhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/inuit.jpgJapanese person dressed in Inuit clothing uses a laptop computer.You want me to go to Dublin to buy your comic? Sure Mouse, I'll get right on that.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/426095_606922015990681_2059856345_n.jpg426095_606922015990681_2059856345_n2015-06-27T13:25:43+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/05/30/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-30-beauty-and-the-beast/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/prince.jpgPrinceYeah. 'Cos that always turns out well.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/signs-of-a-mouse-infestation-keyboard1.jpgsigns-of-a-mouse-infestation-keyboard1Oohh...tingly.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/movie_poster_shark_tale.jpgMovie_poster_Shark_TaleShark Tale is an Oscar Nominated film. You just think about that.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/silence-of-the-lambs.jpgSilence of the lambshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/this-many-people-e1369531206963.jpgThis many peoplehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/i-sense-a-great-disturbance.pngI sense a great disturbanceI sense a great disturbance in the force, as if a million furries cried out in anguish...and were silenced.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/lazy-bastard-e1369530322453.jpgLazy bastard"LAZY BASTARD KOOKABURRAS!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/get-out-e1369530147710.jpgGet out"Get out".https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/very-poor-choice-of-words.jpgVery poor choice of wordsVery poor choice of words.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/times-up-e1369529612513.jpgTime's upTime's up. Rules change.2025-11-06T00:32:03+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/05/16/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-28-the-rescuers-down-under/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/so-hungry-e1368487114223.jpgSo hungryOh...https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/train.jpgTrainIdiots! You're all IDIOTS!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/red-rooster-e1368486073621.jpgRed RoosterYou ever dance with the Red Rooster in the pale moonlight?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ah-so-thats-what-happened.jpgAh, so that's what happenedhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/the-numbers-dont-lie-e1368482739982.jpgThe numbers don't lieThe numbers don't lie.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/gimp-mouse-e1368480793142.jpgGimp Mouse"Although, the traditional gift is leather, so it has that going for it."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/canyon-e1368385378279.jpgCanyonhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/cody-e1368384976907.jpgCodyCody! You magnificent bastard I READ YOUR BOOK!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/stealth-e1368384849909.jpgStealthhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/and-yet-here-we-are-e1368384050404.jpgAnd yet, here we areAnd yet, here we are.2017-01-30T10:03:49+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/04/01/don-bluth-reviews-with-the-bald-mouse-503-an-american-tail/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ecovillains.jpegecovillainsRecycling is for lazy assholes! The power is yours!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/a-troll-in-central-park.jpgA Troll in Central ParkAh ha ha...really funny guys.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/just-give-me-a-minute-e1364146754619.jpgJust give me a minuteJust give me a minute.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/not-that-many-cats-oddly-enough.jpgNot that many cats, oddly enoughNot that many cats, oddly enough.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/download-3.jpgdownload (3)Sorry I'm late. I had to race across the entire multiverse to feed on your terror.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/marie-anne-facepalm.jpgMarie Anne Facepalmhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/theres-that-good-old-timey-bluth-terror-e1364073139971.jpgThere's that good old timey Bluth terror.Ah, there's that good old-timey Bluth terror.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/shit-just-got-real-e1364072761694.jpghttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/hugh-grant-e1364072638678.jpgHugh Granthttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/mat-e1364072080249.jpgMAT"He's also FAT!" "And I saw him sit on a MAT!"2019-12-04T08:19:14+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/06/25/check-this-girl-out-3/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/doona.jpgDoonaA Doona, probably.2015-09-10T00:42:14+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/04/18/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-27-oliver-and-company/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/rakes.jpgRakeshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/gross-e1366156506906.jpgGrossBurn it. Burn it all.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/wizards.jpgwIZARDSWIZARDS!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/timer-e1366155881240.jpgTimerThank you.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/cooking-meth.jpgCooking methCooking meth springs to mind.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/shocked-neytiri.pngShocked-Neytirihttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/stromboli_shocked.jpgStromboli_shockedhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/sebastien.jpgSebastienhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/mickey.jpgMickeyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/kronk.gifKronk2024-02-02T07:33:04+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/03/21/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-25-the-black-cauldron/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/coachman-e1384032802105.jpgCoachman"I heard screaming whats going...HOLY FUCK!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/pg1.pngpgA PG RATING!? Oh bollocks...https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/pg.pngpgA PG RATING!?! Oh bollocks... https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/horned-king-21.jpgHorned King 2I BANISH YOU FROM THIS WORLD! I TAKE EVERYTHING THAT MAKES YOU ARE! I UNMAKE THE UNSHAVED MOUSE! NOW BEGONE!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/horned-king-2-e1363651884749.jpgHorned King 2Um…change. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/gummibears.jpgGummibearsNot that there's anything wrong with learning from the competition of course.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/oh-the-horror.jpgOh the horrorhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/thatll-do-pig-keeper-e1363650225776.jpgThat'll do pig-keeperThat'll do, pig-keeper. That'll do.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/fuck-e1363649910620.jpgFUCKSorry, did I say "balls"? I meant "basic common human decency."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/makes-no-difference-who-you-are-e1363647308353.jpgMakes no difference who you areMakes no difference who you are...2024-08-02T12:26:09+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/03/07/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-24-the-fox-and-the-hound/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/horned-king1-e1362447267776.jpgHorned KingShall we begin?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/horned-king-e1362446962425.jpgHorned King...https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/chile-chaiten-volcano.jpgchile-chaiten-volcanohttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/download-6.jpg“What? We don’t have a…ha ha! He’s crazy folks. He is a crazy little mouse with a big mouth.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/number-4.jpgNumber OneNumber One.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/download.jpgdownloadThe Dog Who Lived.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/reichenback.jpgReichenbackThis. But with animators. Animating. A fox and a bear.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/his-scars-are-glowing-e1362444341118.jpgHis scars are glowingHis scars are glowing! HE'S GOT FUCKING LAVA BLOOD! I LOVE THIS BEAR!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/oh-theres-that-good-e1362444053556.jpgOh there's that goodOooh...yeah, you're going to regret doing that.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/bear1-e1362443822132.jpgBEAR2025-02-03T22:42:30+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/02/21/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaves-mouse-23-the-rescuers/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/clockface11.jpgclockface1https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/golden-e1361072402424.jpgGolden"Little boy? Golden Eagle? Australia?! Bernard, this looks serious." "Meh. No hurry, we'll get around to it in eleven years time." https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/okay-milt-we-get-it1-e1361072020639.jpgOkay Milt, we get it.And somewhere, Milt Kahl is smiling.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/mitt-romney.jpgMitt RomneySmall varmints, if you will...https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/okay-milt-we-get-it-e1361070129633.jpgOkay Milt, we get it.Pictured: Milt Kahl's wedding night.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/a-diamond-e1361069435892.jpgA diamondA diamond. The size. Of a Tangerine.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/clockface1.jpgclockface1https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/teddy-tells-me-to-burn-things-e1361067690488.jpgTeddy tells me to burn things.Teddy likes it when I burn things.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/fox-and-the-hound.jpgFox and the Houndhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/bambis-mother-e1361065876754.jpgBambi's mother2020-03-10T12:51:33+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/02/07/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-22-the-many-adventures-of-winnie-the-pooh/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/youll-never-retiurn-e1360003037806.jpgYou'll never retiurnAn "Ihave stared into the unblinking eye of madness and seen such joyous terrors there" rabbit.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/the-tontine1-e1360002292383.jpgThe tontine"Ha! With Rabbit and Tigger gone, soon the tontine shall be mine!" "Um, don't you mean "ours" Pooh?" "...Of course. Ours."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/old-dear-friends-e1359848605950.jpgold dear friendshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/rabbits-been-to-bahia-e1359846369605.jpgRabbit's been to BahiaMy God...Bahia!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/the-tontine-e1359845722483.jpgThe tontine"Ha! With Rabbit and Tigger gone, soon the tontine shall be mine!" "Don't you mean "ours", Pooh?" "...Of course. Ours."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/wait-i-want-to-hear-proposition-e1359840996537.jpgWait. I want to hear proposition.Sit. I want to hear proposition.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/get-this-clown-out-of-here-e1359840938420.jpgGet this clown out of here."Give me one good reason why I shouldn't have my boy Piglet here pull your head off."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ill-unbounce-him-for-ya.jpgI'll unbounce him for ya"I'll "unbounce" him for ya. But I want half your carrots."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/bahia-5-e1359837119652.jpgBahia 5https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/bahia-4-e1359837105364.jpgBahia 42021-12-14T19:27:27+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/01/31/so-i-may-have-endangered-the-entire-space-time-continuum/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/250px-hollywoodsign.jpg250px-HollywoodSignGive that guy money!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/google-translate.jpggoogle translatehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/saddam-hussein-e1354483335479.jpgSaddam Husseinhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/i-offered-to-blow.jpgI offered to blowI offered to blow every single one of these men. The politely declined.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/feathers.jpgFeathersHis last thoughts were: "Feathers?! LAME!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/fox_news_channel-svg.pngFox_News_Channel.svgFrench.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/sadam.jpgsadamSeen here about to bust this case wide open.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/hitler.jpghitlerhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/thft1.jpgthfthttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/thft.jpgthftDo it now and you kill two birds with one stone.2015-06-15T11:16:40+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/01/24/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-21-robin-hood/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/grinch-21-e1358553964231.jpgGrinch 2"See here now Mouse, That's not very good sport. Plagiarise me again And I'll see you in court!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/grinch-2.jpgGrinch 2"See here now Mouse, That's not very good sport. Plagiarise me again And I'll see you in court!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/yay.jpgyayhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/the-back-gate-e1358551790461.jpgThe back gateQuick! Run for the back gate!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/grinch1-e1358553506429.jpgGrinch"See here now Mouse, That's not very good sport. Plagiarise me again And I'll see you in court!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/shit-just-got-real.jpgShit just got realhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/grinch.jpgGrinch"See here now Mouse, That's not very good sport. Plagiarise me again And I'll see you in court!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/the-animal-kingdom-e1358549362608.jpgthe animal kingdomIn any animal fight, always bet on badger.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/doctor_colossus.jpgdoctor_colossusBah!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/baaaaaaaaaaam.jpgBAAAAAAAAAAAMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!2017-06-03T14:47:02+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/01/10/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-20a-bedknobs-and-broomsticks/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/god-i-hate-baloo.jpgGod I hate Baloo"God, I hate Baloo." "Me too!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/all-along-the-watchtower.jpgAll along the Watchtower!AAAAAAAALLLLLL ALONG THE WATCHTOOOOOWER!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/question_mark.pngQuestion_markStop everything! Don't I get a say?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/shaft.jpgSHAFT!SHAFT!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/what-the-close-of-mouth-whore-fuck-e1357361761819.jpgWhat the Close of Mouth Whore Fuck"Oh what the CLOSE UP MOUTH WHORE FUCK??!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/glasses-e1357361674791.jpgGlasseshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/magical-suits-of-armour-e1357361578303.jpgMagical suits of armour."Heller couldn't break through. He was defeated by magical suits of armour."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/hellers-e1357361419937.jpgHeller's"Heller's assault on Pepperinge Eye will bring things under control."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/theyve-taken-zossen-e1357361297755.jpgThey've taken Zossen"My Fuhrer...Heller..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/haben-sie-schon-einmal-tanzte-mit-dem-teufel-im-fahlen-mondlicht-e1357359811131.jpgHaben Sie schon einmal tanzte mit dem Teufel im fahlen MondlichtHaben Sie schon einmal tanzte mit dem Rot Hahn im fahlen Mondlicht?2020-04-16T17:58:19+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2012/12/27/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-20-the-aristocats/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/columbo-closing-credits-e1356566351374.jpgColumbo Closing Creditshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/adelaide-4-e1356565814158.jpgAdelaide 4https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/team-end1-e1356565274390.jpgTeam Endhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/mid-brawl-e1356565082387.jpgMid brawl.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/youre-trapped-in-here-with-me-e1356564420245.jpgYou're trapped in here with me.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/step-mother-e1356563638194.jpgStep motherhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/adeliade-3-e1356563329330.jpgAdeliade 3"Why those treacherous...I mean. How awful."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/adelaide-2-e1356563215220.jpgAdelaide 2https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/team-end.jpgTeam Endhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/new-spittake-e1356562742320.jpg2020-03-14T16:42:41+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2012/12/06/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-18-the-sword-in-the-stone/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/mary-poppins-mv01.jpgMary-Poppins-mv01If we must we must.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/250px-operation_upshot-knothole_-_badger_001.jpg250px-Operation_Upshot-Knothole_-_Badger_001https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/animorphs_32_the_separation.jpgAnimorphs_32_The_SeparationYeah, remember this? This was a thing.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/parsley_16x9.jpgparsley_16x9I already did. If by "it" you mean "your mother to orgasm."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/amethyst.jpgAmethystBring it, bitch!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/sword-disneyscreencaps_com-7051.jpgSword-disneyscreencaps_com-7051https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/evilcalvinhobbestrans-e1354414338548.gifEvilCalvinHobbesTransYes. All is going to plan...https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/220px-nobel_prize.png220px-Nobel_PrizeSigh. I'll throw it on the pile, I suppose.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/jurassic-park.pngJurassic ParkOh my God. Spielberg, you whore!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/spielberg-e1354324712469.jpgSpielberg2022-04-18T14:01:19+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2012/11/29/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-17-101-dalmations/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/snow-white-lonely-and-scared.jpgSnow-White-lonely-and-scaredDon't let the door hit you on the way out. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/bahias-queen-e1353737864614.jpgBahia's QueenThis woman drove to Bahia, presented herself to the ruler of that dark and hate-warped realm, was taken as his lover, slit his throat in the darkest hour of night as they lay in bed together and now rules there as Queen.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/sandwich-e1353736839658.jpgSandwich"That is one lousy looking sandwich." "Fuck you, I dont have thumbs."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/animalfarm.jpganimalfarmFour legs good, two legs bad.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/wheres-wally-e1353735983169.jpgwheres-wallyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ww-e1353735594823.jpgwwhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/zooooool-muthafucka-zool-e1353735042133.jpgzooooool-muthafucka-zoolZUUL MUTHAFUCKA, ZUUL!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/the-power-is-yours.jpgThe power is yours"By recycling, we can all do our part! The power is yours!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/michael-fassbender09-8-101.jpgmichael-fassbender09-8-101https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tim-get-on-with-it.jpgTim Get On With ItGET ON WITH IT!2020-03-01T02:32:05+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2012/11/15/disney-reviews-by-the-unshaved-mouse-15-lady-and-the-tramp/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/download-69-e1427833275491.jpgdownload (6)"Are you threatening me, Mouse?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/signs-of-a-mouse-infestation-keyboard2.jpgsigns-of-a-mouse-infestation-keyboard“Ha! Classic Costello!”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/snow-white-image.jpgsnow-white-imageStill number one, bitches.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/larry1-e1352761013590.jpgLarryNever forget.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/oh-god-walt-why1-e1352759468235.jpgOH GOD WALT WHYOH GOD WALT WHY?!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/download-68.jpgdownload (6)"Excellent. I feed on your hate."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/download-67.jpgdownload (6)“Join us.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/oh-god-walt-why-e1352759176163.jpgOH GOD WALT WHYOH GOD WALT, WHY?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/is-the-baby-okay-e1352758702716.jpgIs the baby okayMy life...means nothing...just...please...tell me the babys...okay....https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/come-at-me-e1352758175767.jpgCome at me"FOR THE BABY!"2015-11-10T13:30:23+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/06/01/awesome-fanart-is-awesome/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/unshaved-mouse-sketches.jpgUnshaved Mouse sketcheshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/unshaved-mouse-final.jpgUnshaved Mouse (final)2015-06-02T23:17:16+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2012/09/12/disney-reviews-by-the-unshaved-mouse-7-the-three-caballeros/2021-12-13T21:38:53+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2012/09/05/disney-reviews-by-the-unshaved-mouse-6-saludos-amigos/2022-01-14T21:47:44+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/05/31/i-am-in-all-places-i-am-everywhere/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/twitter.pngTwitter“Oh. Um. Never mind. #heartbroken.2015-10-22T07:20:27+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2012/08/29/disney-reviews-by-the-unshaved-mouse-5-bambi/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/walt_disneys_bambi_poster.jpgWalt_Disney's_Bambi_poster2022-10-02T01:40:57+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2012/08/23/disney-reviews-by-the-unshaved-mouse-4-dumbo/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/dumbo-1941-poster.jpgDumbo-1941-posterhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ai.jpgA&I2021-04-20T22:51:40+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2012/08/16/disney-reviews-by-the-unshaved-mouse-3-fantasia/2017-09-23T08:23:29+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2012/08/08/disney-reviews-by-the-unsaved-mouse-1-snow-white-7/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/snow_white_1937_poster.pngSnow_White_1937_poster2025-09-18T01:41:41+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/05/23/what-a-day-what-a-day-what-a-day/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/xmhc1ht.jpgxmhC1HtBatman always wins.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sv7x7eh-e1432375177839.jpgsV7x7Eh2022-12-25T20:33:00+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/05/14/how-to-train-your-dragon-2010/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/prince_of_egypt_ver2.jpgPrince_of_egypt_ver2https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/please-god-e1431556461156.pngPlease God"Oh please God please God please God..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/hes-just-pining-e1431556034781.pngHes just piningHes just pining. For the fjords.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/red-death.jpgRed DeathBecause of how red it is.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/300-e1431554001628.png300"VIKINGS! TONIGHT! WE DINE! IN HEL!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/satnav-e1431553253163.pngSatnav"Do I look like a Satnav to you, fatso?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/queen-bee.jpgQueen Bee"Wow. There is so much wrong with that I dont even...wow."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/magic-carpet-e1431551212833.pngMagic carpet"I can show you the world, shining, shimmering, splendin..." "I still have the axe." "Okay then."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/i-still-have-the-axe-e1431469526905.pngI still have the axe"I can show you the world, shining, shimmering..." "I still have the axe." "Okay then."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/you-never-saw-psycho-e1431469080918.pngYou never saw Psycho"Love. That. Film."2016-01-12T15:50:43+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/04/30/if-you-met-me-youd-never-know/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/bloch-sermononthemount.jpgThe Sermon on the MountCarl Bloch, 1890"Do unto others as you would have others do unto you and know The Force Awakens is going to be AWESOME."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/equality-mouse.jpgEquality Mousehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/mawidge-e1430425141704.pngMawidgehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/oxford-comma-e1430424793502.jpgOxford commaYour day will come, you tumour on the English language,you.2016-11-18T04:59:41+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/04/23/the-avengers-age-of-ultron-spoiler-free-review/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/the_avengers-278355708-large.jpgThe_Avengers-278355708-largeGoes without saying, really.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/but-it-is-not-this-day-e1429780855421.pngbUT IT IS NOT THIS DAYhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/aragorn.pngAragornhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/tumblr_mu4lz4odgx1r3d5muo4_500.jpgtumblr_mu4lz4oDgx1r3d5muo4_5002018-07-20T14:57:51+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/04/17/random-posts-combine/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lion-force.jpgLion-Forcehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/avengers-age-of-ultron-massive-poster-final.jpgavengers-age-of-ultron-massive-poster-final2015-04-28T05:49:14+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/04/01/patron-saints-of-america-mouse-wrote-a-movie-apparently/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/keith-thompson-e1427836181288.pngKeith Thompsonhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/jimmy-mcnulty.jpgJimmy McNultyHe is probably the only person on earth who hates The Wire for that very reason.2015-04-13T01:32:14+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/04/01/the-fair-city/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/tumblr_nl9mssr9461upit0fo1_500.jpgtumblr_nl9mssr9461upit0fo1_5002015-05-01T05:40:23+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/03/31/make-mine-music-video-review/2015-04-24T05:35:25+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/03/28/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-45-epilogue/2015-09-10T08:04:07+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/03/21/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-44/2015-03-27T05:04:32+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/03/04/cats-dont-dance-1997/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/a-goat-e1425509912947.pnga goatLook, I dont want to upset anyone but that movie came out in 1994 and there is no way that goat is still alive.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/reaper-e1425508643158.pngReaperhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/act-of-god-e1425505324279.pngAct of GodOh, and you just know the insurance company is going to try and claim "Act of God".https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/leo.jpgLeo"God. How did it come to this. I was an actor once. I played Hamlet. There were eight curtain calls!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/film-director.jpgfilm-director"Alright Spartacus, give me a roar!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/dont-tell-him-what-the-keys-are-made-of-e1425336171696.pngDon't tell him what the keys are made ofI should probably tell him what those keys are made of, but then he might stop playing.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/extra-e1425335357880.pngextraSidenote: I once worked as an extra on a show called The Tudors and this was pretty much my default expression. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/titan.jpgTitanhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/max-e1425249540275.pngMaxhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/terok-nor.jpgTerok nor2017-11-24T02:14:09+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/03/17/a-saint-patricks-day-message-from-the-unshaved-mouse/2015-03-28T23:49:08+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/03/15/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-43/2015-03-17T06:41:45+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/03/11/twilight-in-marketropolis-a-foodfight-tale/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/foodfight-big.jpgfoodfight-big2015-04-10T06:12:32+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/03/07/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-42/2015-03-12T06:31:16+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/03/01/charity-movie-deathmatch-at-last-the-madness-ends/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/alone-with-his-cowardice-e1425140600455.pngAlone with his cowardice"No, I want him to live a long life alone with his cowardice."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/shall-i-dispatch-him-for-you-e1425140484407.pngShall I dispatch him for you"Shall I dispatch him for you?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/fritz-sitting-down-e1425140421842.pngFritz sitting downhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/drop-your-sword-e1425140327125.pngDrop your swordhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/iron-giant-rides-the-bomb-e1425140195856.pngIron Giant Rides the Bombhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/sarlaac-e1425140073755.pngSarlaachttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/balto-fett-e1425139961141.pngBalto Fett2015-07-04T06:38:43+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/02/28/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-41/2015-03-01T06:08:28+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/02/23/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-40/2015-02-24T16:20:46+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/02/01/charity-movie-deathmatch-fight/2015-02-20T16:04:24+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/02/20/charity-movie-deathmatch-round-2/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/quint-e1424447244285.pngQuinthttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/lurtz-e1424446843991.pngLurtzhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/boromir-e1424446797467.pngBoromirhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/kung-fu-panda-e1424445972665.pngKung Fu Pandahttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/blood-on-snow-e1424445899896.pngBlood on Snowhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/face-off-e1424445815137.pngFace off2015-03-01T05:49:47+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/02/14/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-39/2015-03-27T05:06:38+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/02/12/charity-movie-deathmatch-first-blood/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/cmd6-e1423779434867.pngCMD6https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/cmd5-e1423779392637.pngCMD5https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/cmd4-e1423779346481.pngCMD4https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/cmd3-e1423779214790.pngCMD3https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/cmd2-e1423779166293.pngCMD2https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/cmd1-e1423779119270.pngCMD12015-03-01T06:19:25+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/02/06/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-38/2015-02-08T23:52:17+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/02/06/the-fault-in-our-shades/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/citation-e1423258570406.pngCitationCITATION. FUCKING. NEEDED.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/sausage.jpgSausage"Hey. Id like a "large pizza". With "extra sausage". And also an actual large pizza. With no sausage. I dont actually like sausage.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/dildo-e1423258179921.pngDildoI dont want to brag, but I am getting scary good with Microsoft Paint. Like, I should Microsoft Paint professionaly.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/salman-rushdie.jpgsalman-rushdie"I think you should leave."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/stats-e1423257321704.pngStats"Huh. My stats just went up by a barely perceptible ammount. As if theyd been kicked by a tiny, tiny ant."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/fifty-shades-of-grey-film-t_720x1080.jpgFifty-Shades-of-Grey-Film-t_720x10802017-11-23T22:26:47+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/01/27/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-37/2015-01-30T06:55:06+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/01/17/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-36/2015-01-20T09:05:33+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/01/13/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-35/2015-10-11T13:29:46+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/01/05/youre-making-a-sitcom-about-what-now/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/famine-newspaper.jpgfamine newspaperWho, apart from 175 ignored governmental inquiries, could have foreseen this!?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/british-tv-e1420487868469.pngBritish tvOhhhhhhhh Lord.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/famine-e1420487352271.pngFamine2015-01-17T19:55:19+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/01/03/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-34/2015-01-13T05:23:07+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/12/30/2014-in-review/2015-01-13T04:47:23+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2015/01/01/happy-new-fear/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/blucat-e1419787560547.pngBluCat2015-01-13T04:48:32+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/12/28/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-33/2014-12-30T08:34:37+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/12/24/a-christmas-message-from-mouse/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/kim-jong-un.jpgKim Jong UnBig Brother Bear fan, apparently.2015-01-13T04:43:04+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/12/20/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-32/2015-07-29T20:29:28+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/12/19/my-thoughts/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/sony.pngSONY2022-12-15T20:42:11+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/12/18/the-thief-and-the-cobbler-1993/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/now-showing-e1418861769704.pngNOW SHOWING"YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT...oooh its finally out!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/same-guy-e1418861457144.pngSame guyNo. Seriously. How is that even supposed to be the same guy?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/one-eye-3-e1418860579722.pngone eye 3https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/i-do-not-care-for-you-e1418860253952.pngI do not care for you"Ohhhhh...I do not care for you."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/one-eyes-2-e1418859528291.pngOne Eyes 2https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/one-eyes-e1418856420183.pngOne Eyeshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tower-of-hands-e1418855468824.pngTower of HandsDont leave him hangin, sky.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/carried-e1418854586981.pngCarriedAnd so our heroine began her perilous quest, bravely allowing herself to be carried for many miles over treacherous terrain.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/maxresdefault.jpgmaxresdefault"Stay at your posts."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/flee-2-e1418853583765.pngFlee 2THUNK!2024-02-25T15:33:45+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/12/12/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-31/2015-07-29T20:08:59+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/12/06/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-30/2014-12-09T08:21:30+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/11/28/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-29/2014-12-07T07:33:22+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/11/23/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-28/2014-11-25T05:55:10+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/11/20/the-unshaved-mouse-debates-noel-coonan-td-for-tipperary-north/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/clonmel-protest-march-against-water-charges-181014.pngClonmel-Protest-March-against-Water-Charges-181014DAMMIT I'M SO CONFUSED!!!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/deputies.pngDeputies"Can you please to the deputies by their proper titles?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/dail.jpgdail"..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/waterprotestdublin11oct14b_large.jpgwaterprotestDublin11Oct14b_largehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/coonan1-e1416517108906.pngDáil Mouse"You are vermin."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/coonan-e1416516819369.pngCoonan2017-11-23T06:44:53+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/11/16/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-27/2014-11-18T08:32:16+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2012/10/24/disney-reviews-by-the-unshaved-horse-12-cinderella/2023-07-02T01:42:02+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2012/11/01/disney-reviews-by-the-unshaved-mouse-13-alice-in-wonderland/2016-05-19T07:30:14+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/11/09/video-reviews-shall-return/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/alice-in-wonderland-classic-disney-7662567-720-480.jpgalice-in-wonderland-classic-disney-7662567-720-4802014-11-15T09:57:58+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/11/09/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-26/2014-11-13T06:27:21+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/11/07/oh-for-the-love-of-crumbcake/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/choclate.jpgChoclateI'm...I'm not entirely sure that's chocolate.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/eclair.gifEclairhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/bert-facepalm.jpgbert facepalm2022-02-05T12:24:48+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/11/03/lets-all-take-a-look-at-the-avengers-2-trailer-now-that-everyone-else-has-done-that/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/age-of-ultron.jpgAge of Ultronhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/bighero6team2.jpgBigHero6Team2THAT'S what I'm talking about!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/spider-man.jpgspider-manOh who cares?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/black-panther.jpgBlack PantherSoem complain that the costume is just like Batman's. And it is. With the crucial difference that it is much, much cooler.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/phase-3.pngPhase 3https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/stantheman.jpgStanthemanhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/feige_1300.jpgFeige_1300"That’s the guy."2014-11-15T13:20:39+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/10/24/cinderelly-audioy-is-now-uppy/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/walt-disney-screencaps-princess-cinderella-walt-disney-characters-34448557-4356-3237.jpgWalt-Disney-Screencaps-Princess-Cinderella-walt-disney-characters-34448557-4356-32372014-10-29T17:28:05+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/10/31/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-25/2014-11-03T17:14:25+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/10/24/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-24/2014-10-25T07:31:11+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/10/18/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-23/2014-10-19T20:46:21+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/10/15/polling-polling-polling-keep-those-doggies-polling/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/putin-e1413405934691.pngPutin"Soon I will crush you."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/katya-e1413404457828.pngKatya"Mouse? Someone is hammering on the door, I think the station is being......"2017-06-08T09:42:25+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/10/16/so-now-what-happens/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/jessica-rabbit.gifjessica-rabbitWhy yes. Yes she can.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/step-5-caption.jpgStep 5 captionhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/step-4-caption.jpgStep 4 captionhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/step-3-caption.jpgStep 3 Captionhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/step-2-caption.jpgsTEP 2 CAPTIONhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/step-one-caption.jpgStep One Captionhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/marvelstudiosbest__span.jpgmarvelstudiosbest__span"OH WOW! PRETTY COOL, RIGHT?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/big-deal.jpgBig deal2014-12-17T23:47:52+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/10/11/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-22/2015-09-08T21:46:50+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/10/10/your-opinion-matters-not-as-much-mine-but-still/2014-10-15T16:08:55+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/10/04/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-21/2014-10-11T09:21:06+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/09/26/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-20/2014-10-29T06:52:37+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/09/24/a-long-overdue-thank-you/2014-09-25T12:38:00+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/09/25/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-52-wreck-it-raplph/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/wreckitralphposter.jpegWreckitralphposterhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/bad-enough-dude-e1411420841841.pngbAD ENOUGH DUDEhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/origin-story-e1411419995221.pngOrigin storyWell shit, I didnt realise this was an origin story.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/wtf-e1411419282845.pngWTF"I know, Im as shocked as you are."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/charlie-mccarthy-carl-purcell.jpgcharlie-mccarthy-carl-purcellI mean c’mon, the blood of Christian children hasn’t been used to animate puppets since the late forties. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/other-mother.jpgOther Mother"Hey, whats all the noise about...JESUS!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/stuff-of-nightmares-e1411418156268.pngStuff of nightmareshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/inevitable.pngInevitableCurse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/giant-octopus.jpgGiant octopusThat time when Hitler turned into a giant octopus notwithstanding. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/guilt-e1411402886932.pngGuilt"I made it for you. Yknow, just in case you were going to destroy my dreams so youd feel super guilty."2025-11-24T02:25:46+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/09/21/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-19/2014-10-02T06:20:39+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/09/16/my-friends-the-time-has-come-for-begging/2014-09-21T20:05:21+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/09/13/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-18/2014-09-26T07:08:43+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/09/12/rev-ian-paisley-1926-2014/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/ian_paisley.jpgian_paisley2014-09-14T08:33:11+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/09/11/challenge-extended/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/gauntlet.jpggauntlethttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/chicken.jpgchicken2015-03-01T07:25:58+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/09/06/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-17/2015-07-28T03:44:12+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/08/26/exquisite-annihilation-a-meditation-on-the-use-of-space-and-silence-in-becketts-universe/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/dick-jokes-e1409088795124.pngDick jokes"HEY! IVE GOT A DELIVERY OF FOUR HUNDRED DICK JOKES! WHOS GONNA SIGN FOR THESE DICK JOKES?!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/blog-awards-ireland-e1409088587302.pngBlog Awards Irelandhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/samuel_beckett_2177862b.jpgSamuel_Beckett_2177862b"Wow. Bleak."2020-07-31T03:14:21+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/08/13/irreplaceable/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/genies_lamp.jpggenies_lamp2022-12-06T17:15:54+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/01/29/dont-get-your-pantis-in-a-twist/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/panti.jpgPantihttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/johnwaters1-e1342097286838.jpgjohnwaters1-e1342097286838I hear Game of Thrones is looking for extras?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/kor_2266.jpgKor,_2266It is extremely effective if...unpleasant.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/a-thursday-morning-in-rte.jpgA Thursday morning in RTEA Thursday morning in RTE.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/brendan-oconnor-apology-rte-390x285.jpgbrendan-oconnor-apology-rte-390x285"And now, please rise for the two minutes hate. DEATH TO THE TRAITOR GOLDSTEIN!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/waters.jpgwatersHahahahahahaha...no.2014-11-21T08:36:21+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/02/01/because-i-cant-pretend-this-thing-isnt-happening-lets-take-a-look-at-the-maleficent-trailer/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/comparison-e1391284850767.pngComparisonOr even that it's not plausible.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/a-coaster-e1391284446431.pngA coaster"Urk! You may have killed me, but my mistress will crush you all! Also, would it kill you to use a coaster?"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/maleficent-2014.jpgMaleficent-2014https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/deacon_alien_prometheus_born.jpgDeacon_alien_prometheus_born....became...I don't even know what the fuck this is.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/alien.jpgalienAnd THIS...https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/young-lecter.jpgYoung lecter...became this.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/lecter.jpglecterThis...https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/anakin.jpganakin..this.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/anakin-skywalker-voice-as-darth-vader.jpeganakin-skywalker-voice-as-darth-vader2017-09-23T21:19:40+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/05/23/lets-all-take-a-look-at-the-big-hero-six-trailer/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/totoro-e1400844997326.jpgTotoroWhich, as pedigrees go...https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/alien.jpgalienhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/red_hood_and_the_outlaws_vol_1_1.jpgRed_Hood_and_the_Outlaws_Vol_1_1Worst goddamn book of the worst goddam reboot in the worst goddamn period of DC history.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/big-hero-6-227x350.jpgbig-hero-6-227x3502022-12-01T01:36:52+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/contact/2026-01-09T20:35:33+00:00weekly0.6https://unshavedmouse.com/2014/08/08/please-vote-for-me-it-is-my-birthday/2014-08-13T10:44:39+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/07/28/check-this-girl-out-2/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/saudi.jpgSaudi2015-10-05T14:10:00+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/07/24/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-10/2014-08-03T05:44:36+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/08/29/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-16/2014-09-10T12:19:51+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2012/09/19/disney-reviews-by-the-unshaved-mouse-8-make-mine-music/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/make-mine-music.jpgmake-mine-musichttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/archer-fx1.jpgArcher-FX1Phrasing!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/song_of_south_poster_thumb1.jpgSong_of_south_poster_thumb1May God have mercy on us all.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/bugs-bunny.jpgBugs BunnyWell what did you expect in an opera, a happy ending?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/makeminemusic-disneyscreencaps_com-6412.jpgMakeminemusic-disneyscreencaps_com-6412Shit be what it be.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/mexican-rooster.jpgMexican RoosterThat costume's ridiculous. Everyone knows the devil is a Mexican Rooster.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/katy-perry.jpgkaty-perrySsssh Katie. It's okay. Those terrible days will never return.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/seth-mcfarlane.jpgSeth McFarlaneHit the road McFarlane. I got a new man in my life. https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/nelson-eddy.jpgNelson EddyI would grow a vagina for this man.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/mutant.jpgMutantWe live in a strange time, don't we?2023-03-08T01:08:30+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/08/22/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-15/2015-10-30T04:26:03+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/08/15/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-14/2014-08-19T04:13:48+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/08/08/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-13/2014-08-12T07:39:40+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/08/02/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-12/2014-08-05T11:28:33+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/07/26/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-11/2014-09-07T13:25:34+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/07/25/we-who-are-about-to-blog-salute-you/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/spitoon.jpgSpitoonAnd not ON the spitoon. IN the spitoon.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/we_who_are_about_to_die_salute_you_by_dementedpoetry-d6qjlz6.jpgwe_who_are_about_to_die_salute_you_by_dementedpoetry-d6qjlz62014-07-27T15:05:55+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/07/24/missing-chapter-of-the-hangmans-daughter-which-will-now-be-weekly/2014-07-28T03:22:36+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/05/15/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-5/2014-08-03T05:57:08+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2012/10/18/disney-reviews-by-the-unshaved-mouse-11-the-adventures-of-ichabod-and-mr-toad/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/mystery-machine3.jpgmystery-machine3Probably best to leave this mystery to the experts.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/burton-you-whore.jpgBurton you whoreOh my God. Burton, you whore!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/horseman.jpgHorsemanAh. There's that good old fashioned Disney terror.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/i-think-it-worked.jpgI think it workedIt may have worked.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/worlds-smallest-violin.jpgWorld's smallest violinSee this Brom? It's the world's smallest violin, playing just for you.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/no-ones-big-like-brom-bones.jpgNo one's big like Brom BonesNo one's been like Brom Bones A king pin like Brom Bones No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Brom Bones!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/for-gods-sake-help-me.jpgFor Gods sake help meHelp me you fools! He's making me fly him to Mexico!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/oh-id-like-to-help-but-me-hips-acting-up.jpgOch I'd like to help, but me hip's acting upOch I'd like to help, but me hip's acting up..https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/you-will-know-i-am-the-lord.jpgYou will know I am the LordAnd you will know I am the LORD when I lay My vengeance upon you!"  https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ezekiel.jpgEzekiel"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers."2018-07-26T22:48:07+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2012/10/11/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-10-melody-time/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/oh-right.jpgOh rightOh. Right.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/widowermaker.jpgWidowermakerHm. Guess he should have named him “Widowermaker”. Or “Dickhead”.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/shakin-that-ass.jpgShakin that assI see you baby, shakin that ass.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/batman-and-robin2.jpgBatman-and-RobinOH YOU ASS... ... That does actually work better in this context.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/batman-and-robin1.jpgBatman-and-RobinMotherfucker makes three hundred Batman references per review and NOW he chooses to let it go by?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/batman-and-robin.jpgBatman-and-RobinIs he fucking serious?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/road-runner-1.jpgroad-runner-1And to out MEE-DEEP the Road Runner.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/texas.jpgTexasIn glorious George-W-Bush-O-Visionhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/the-children-are-right-to-mock-you-johnny.jpgThe children are right to mock you Johnny.That's right Bobby. You keep it macho.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/luana-patten3.jpgLuana PattenPoor Luana. She'll never quite be the same again.2015-09-12T16:22:02+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/07/24/single-white-rodent-seeks-video-editor-for-internet-adventures-and-maybe-more/2014-07-24T20:44:38+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/07/10/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-9/2019-01-08T18:43:07+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/no-its-not-a-real-website-and-why-in-gods-name-did-you-click-on-this/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/angry-clio.jpgAngry Clio2021-06-17T02:10:13+00:00weekly0.6https://unshavedmouse.com/2014/06/26/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-8/2014-07-02T05:55:44+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2012/10/04/disney-reviews-by-thr-unshaved-mouse-9-fun-and-fancy-free/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/chaos-reigns.jpgChaos Reigns!CHAOS REIGNS!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/archer-fx11.jpgArcher-FX1Phrasing!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/im-a-giant.jpgI'm a giantAaaaaaand he's dressed as a pirate. May I please have death now? Seriously. I long for death.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/land-of-the-giants.gifLand of the GiantsUm. Yeah, pretty much.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/uncle-remus.jpguncle-remusSong of the South at least left the pro-slavery sentiment as implied subtext.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/joker.jpgJoker“Would you like to know how I got these scars?”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/aaaaaaaaahhhh4.jpgAAAAAAAAAHHHHWhat's the matter, Mouse. Don't you like our story?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/crazed-donald.jpgCrazed DonaldAh, there's that good old timey Disney terror.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/harp.jpgHarphttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/mickey-mouse2.pngMickey Mouse2021-03-27T02:41:58+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/06/23/check-this-guy-out-5/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/bland-e1403523083563.jpgBLANDhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/10257750_238750116320271_7544414177972700726_o.jpg10257750_238750116320271_7544414177972700726_ohttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/10463917_244949359033680_3236286180511676436_n.jpg10463917_244949359033680_3236286180511676436_n2015-02-13T07:29:22+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/06/12/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-7/2015-09-18T06:50:46+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/06/01/its-that-time-of-year-again/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/main_banner_background.jpgmain_banner_background2014-06-04T18:36:39+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/05/29/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-6/2014-05-31T15:44:18+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/05/02/a-fond-farewell-to-mauricio-guaura-hes-not-dead-just-busy/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/owl.jpgowl2014-05-07T17:40:27+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/05/01/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-4/2014-05-05T06:01:00+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/04/22/unshaved-mouse-fanart-is-now-a-thing-also-new-audio-reviews/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/my_tribute_to_the_unshavedmouse_by_ladyaquanine73551-d7f65z2.jpgmy_tribute_to_the_unshavedmouse_by_ladyaquanine73551-d7f65z22014-04-26T02:11:49+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/04/17/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-3/2014-04-21T12:11:53+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/04/17/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-2/2015-08-20T14:49:46+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/04/10/disney-reviews-with-unshaved-mouse-46-chicken-little/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/giant-mouse-trap.jpgGiant-Mouse-Trap"GUYS! CMON! ITS JUST A CARTOON!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ms-mouse.jpgMs. Mouse“Please. You CRIED when you left Dramsoc.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ace.jpgaceThis movie as Adam West as a space hero chicken. Your argument is invalid.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/aliens-e1396910313312.pngAlienshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/chicken-e1396909284990.pngChicken"Mmmmm...chicken."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/henny_penny.jpgHenny_pennyGuys? Im starting to suspect this may be a somehwat loose adapatation of the original folktale.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/locusts.jpglocusts"Theyre like locusts..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/skeleton-fish-e1396907017419.pngSkeleton Fishhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/aliens-guy.jpgaliens guyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/o-rachel-maddow-facebook.jpgo-RACHEL-MADDOW-facebook"Zero. Also known as zilch. Aka Nada. Sometimes described as bupkis."2019-05-14T06:41:26+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/04/17/the-hangmans-daughter-chapter-one/2015-08-20T07:52:13+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/04/10/want-to-help-me-write-a-book-sure-ya-do/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/gallows.jpgGallows2014-04-17T07:41:52+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/03/14/help-me-out-guys-a-beyonce-is-what-now/2014-12-21T10:14:09+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/03/11/check-this-guy-out-4/2014-04-02T07:26:40+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/03/10/the-saga-ends/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/goo.jpggoo2014-03-12T02:52:52+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/03/01/another-great-review-for-joanna/2014-03-10T15:19:48+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/03/01/the-gool-episode-three/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/dave-e1393635999417.pngDave2014-03-01T01:07:25+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/02/20/first-review-for-joanna-and-its-good/2014-12-07T10:09:59+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/02/20/the-goo-part-deux/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/requiem.jpgRequiem2014-02-21T21:56:43+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/02/13/4025/2017-02-03T18:38:10+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/02/11/check-these-guys-out/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dave-and-jonesy-e1392121875557.jpgDave and Jonesy2014-02-11T12:33:49+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/10/03/disney-review-with-the-unshaved-mouse-38-fantasia-2000/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/crow-e1380665565167.jpgCrowAwk! I'll get you Mouse! You haven't heard the last of Comrade Crow!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/j208050-crow-fly.jpgJ208050-crow-fly-https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/heatvision-e1380665338347.jpgHeatvision"I LIED."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bartok.jpgBARTOKBARTOK THE MAGNIFICENT© 20TH CENTURY FOXThere ya go.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/belabartok1.jpgbelabartok1Nope.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/fan2000tasia10250.jpgfan2000tasia10250https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/chernabog_15.pngChernabog_15https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ducks1.jpgDuckshttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ducks-e1380655919296.jpgDucks...ducks...https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/dead-e1380576978626.jpgdeadThat shadowy figure watching in the distance has been dead since 1977 and that is the creepiest fucking thing I have ever seen. 2018-08-28T09:54:48+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/11/14/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-40-the-emperors-new-groove/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/atlantis-e1384347413265.jpgAtlantisNot a good sign, guys. Not a good sign.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/assholes.jpgAssholesLook at those assholes.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/never-change-e1384343990273.jpgNever changeKronk? Never change.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/adam-west-batman-niagara-falls-comic-con.jpgadam-west-batman-niagara-falls-comic-con"To the Batmobile, Mouse!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/powerranger573.jpgpowerranger573https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/kitt-e1384303052976.jpgKitthttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/says-it-all-really-e1384302242914.jpgSays it all really.Why are you looking at me like that, Yzma. You're dating the guy.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/lampshading-e1384302024521.jpgLampshadingThis movie raises lampshading to the realm of a fine art.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/dick-dastardly-and-muttley_1191188-e1384301802544.jpgDick-Dastardly-and-Muttley_1191188https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/yzma-and-kronk-e1384301780278.jpgYzma and Kronk2023-07-09T05:42:56+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/11/28/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-41-atlantis-the-lost-empire/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/we-hated-nedakh-e1385601253666.jpgWe hated Nedakh"Thanks for killing Nedakh. Guy was a douche."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/doctor-who.jpgDoctor WhoTheir asses are bigger on the inside. That's the secret.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/crystal-rourke-e1385600723923.jpgCrystal RourkeOh right. The villain becomes a blue crystal monster. That old saw.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/all-will-be-well-e1385599492691.jpgAll will be wellHm. Apparently "All will be well" is Atlantean for "Help. Save me."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/mole.jpgmoleNice Mole!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/evil-mole-e1385598397199.jpgEvil MoleEvil Mole!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/evil-now-e1385597729306.jpgEvil nowAbsolutely EVERYONE is evil now.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/not-fair-e1385594894180.jpgNot fair.Oh, now that's not fair. He'd make a very good flail.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/i-did-that.jpgI did thatMaybe we should set these two up?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/zhou-e1385594199239.jpgzhou"You were attacked by an army of huns? There was a time when you would have slain every last one of them and left their frozen corpses for the wolves."2021-06-12T11:17:09+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/01/02/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-43-treasure-planet/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20131230_600-e1388518477864.jpg20131230_600https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/jessen03_brotherbear_cliff.jpgJessen03_brotherBear_cliffhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/muppettreasure.pngMuppettreasureAye.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/jesus-no.jpgJesus noFuck no.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/captain_blood.jpegCaptain_BloodNope.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/arrrrr-e1388449242489.pngArrrrr"Remember who you arrrrr..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img002.jpgimg002Poor bastard never had a chance.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/arrakis-e1388447055287.pngArrakisArrakis. Dune. Desert planet.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/kookaburras-e1388445452374.pngkookaburrasINDUSTRIOUS LEGITIMATE KOOKABURRAS!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/red-rooster-e1388281101964.jpgRed Rooster"You ever dance with the red space rooster in the pale moonlight?"2022-11-15T05:00:40+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/02/02/i-have-a-cunning-plan/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/blackadder.jpgBlackadderhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/iona.jpgiona2014-11-27T07:32:57+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/01/31/heres-the-joanna-trailer/2014-11-27T07:19:40+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/01/26/so-whens-my-review-going-up/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/tumblr_mlcjmyszr71qjeigjo1_500.giftumblr_mlcjmyszR71qjeigjo1_5002014-08-08T18:40:09+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/01/20/five-more-days-to-request-a-review/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/gandalf.jpgGandalf"BAHIA!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/frodo-e1390254900896.jpgFrodo"Oh we are so screwed."2014-11-21T08:11:19+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/01/11/please-read-this-before-donating/2014-01-20T23:06:44+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/01/09/should-have-put-this-up-a-while-ago/2014-01-09T20:25:22+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/01/08/heres-your-first-look-at-the-new-joanna-poster-with-thanks-to-ste-murray/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/wpid-joanna_poster_new_draft_02_b.jpgwpid-Joanna_poster_new_draft_02_B.jpg2014-11-21T09:13:20+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/01/08/faq-now-done/2014-01-07T23:28:51+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/01/07/ama-for-my-faq-asap/2014-01-11T02:50:16+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/01/06/video-reviews-6-7-saludos-amigos-and-three-caballeros/2019-02-24T14:55:13+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2014/01/02/happy-new-year/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/broomstickbunny5-1.jpgBroomstickBunny5-1"Help me..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/prime-death-e1388620368287.pngPrime death"AAAAARRGGH!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/prime-e1388619588381.pngPrime"We're actually a little busy here."2014-01-06T00:31:40+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/12/31/2013-in-review/2014-11-19T07:47:51+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/12/26/video-reviews-5-bambi/2014-11-19T07:42:06+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/12/26/check-this-guy-out-3/2013-12-26T15:50:31+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2012/11/08/disney-reviews-by-the-unshaved-mouse-14-peter-pan/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/brundlefly1.jpgbrundleflyPictured: Cars.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/okay-thatll-do-it-e1352009789725.jpgOkay, that'll do it.Hah ha. No. This is not a real thing. If it was, I would have gone insane with rage.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/rooster-e1352009579934.jpgRoosterYou ever dance with the Red Rooster in the pale moonlight?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/wizards1.jpgWIZARDSFUCKING WIZARDS!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/fucking-wizards.jpgFucking wizards!MORE WIZARDS!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/more-wizards.jpgMore wizards!WIZARDS!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/wizards.jpgWizards!WIZARDS!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/i-do-believe-in-fairies.jpgI do believe in fairies.Sure. If by “wouldn't work” you mean “break your heart into a million pieces and restore your faith in the magic of cinema.” https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/well-duh.jpgWell duhhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/now-i-am-become-death-destroyer-of-worlds2-e1352009022741.jpgNow I am become death, destroyer of worlds...Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds...2025-05-08T20:48:11+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/12/13/make-the-unshaved-mouse-work-for-you/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/joanna2014_promo1.jpgJoanna2014_promo1https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/joanna2014_image.jpgJoanna2014_imagehttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/foodfight_dvd_cover.jpgFoodfight!_DVD_coverI've made a huge mistake.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/urotsukidoji-legend-of-the-overfiend-demon-womb-dvd-14593664-5.jpegUrotsukidoji-Legend-of-the-Overfiend-Demon-Womb-DVD-14593664-5Guys! C'Mon! IT IS LITERALLY HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/the-magic-roundabout-2005.jpgThe Magic Roundabout (2005)Seriously, why would you joke about that?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/times-square1.jpgtimes-square1At least until it's inevitable star-studded Broadway debut, of course.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/begging-pr-agency.jpgbegging-pr-agency2014-11-14T06:26:19+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/12/08/video-review-4-dumbo/2014-11-07T06:20:49+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/12/01/video-review-3-fantasia/2013-12-08T23:44:07+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/11/24/video-reviews-2-pinocchio/2014-10-31T07:56:31+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/11/23/video-reviews-1-snow-white/2014-10-31T07:41:37+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/04/04/disney-reviews-with-the-horned-king-26-basil-the-great-mouse-detective/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bahia-e1364919049298.jpgBahiaHe's been to Bahia.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/paul-ryan.jpgPaul RyanOh my God. Ryan, you whore!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/great-mouse-detective-ratigan.jpgGreat Mouse Detective RatiganAnd baby? You should see me in a crown...https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/this-takes-me-back2-e1364864191362.jpgThis takes me backNooooooooooooooo!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/care-bear-stare.jpgCare bear stare3...2...1...care bear stare!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/care-bears.jpgCare bearsOh Golly mister, every needs friends!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/this-takes-me-back1-e1364862046885.jpgThis takes me backCURSE YOU!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/mouse-trap.jpgMouse trapBy Lucifer's balls! Disney, you harlot!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/this-takes-me-back-e1364858355489.jpgThis takes me backHonestly, I could frame this and put it on my wall.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/skeletor.jpgskeletor"Accept me for who I am! It's 2013, you boob!"2021-12-15T04:12:24+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/11/14/league-of-volunteers-now-available-for-online-purchase/2013-11-13T14:59:33+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/11/14/listen-up/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/old-irishman.jpgOld-Irishman"Ah muise and begob sure'tis a fine Disney movie to be sure, to be sure, to be sure."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/oldtimeradio.jpgold+time+radio2013-11-23T23:02:52+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/11/08/well-thats-that/2013-11-12T15:43:19+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/10/31/check-this-guy-out-2/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/drake-e1383172149598.jpgDrake"Yes! And I have shocking news! Your parents are still alive! AND THEY'RE NOT YOUR PARENTS!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/zoo1-e1383171794550.jpgzoo"Yes! But they tragically died in that plane crash, leaving everything to me in the will!"https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/zoo-e1383171258826.jpgzoo2014-10-24T06:47:08+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/10/06/ah-well-twas-not-to-be/2013-10-09T02:18:15+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/10/03/time-to-do-to-the-senate-what-the-senate-did-to-julius-caesar/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/jjportrait.jpgJjportraitPictured: A senator.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ted-cruz-ap.jpgted cruz APOr "Why stop there?". One or the other.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/cesar-sa_mort.jpgVincenzo Camuccini, "Morte di Cesare", 1798,2013-10-15T08:10:21+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/09/14/everybody-dance-now/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/mickeyminieee.gifmickeyminieee2013-09-18T07:07:23+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/09/06/recant-retract-remove-my-open-letter-to-the-irish-independent-and-what-happened-next/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/independent_logo.gifindependent_logohttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/indo_2289.jpgindo_2289https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tumblr_mdwpamyfrp1qji9aso1_500.jpgtumblr_mdwpamYFrP1qji9aso1_5002014-01-16T21:44:39+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/08/19/disney-reviews-with-the-unshaved-mouse-26-mulan/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/mulan_sword.jpgmulan_sword2013-08-24T20:25:34+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/08/29/so-mouse-are-you-going-to-review-planes-ha-ha-ha-ha/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/love-to.jpglOVE TOSo, can't. Love to. But can't.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/disney-planes-video.jpgDisney-Planes-Video"Noooo...I have so much to live for!"2015-07-03T05:24:07+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/08/12/awwwwww-you-guys/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/beast_wolf.jpgBeast_wolfThis awesome.2013-08-18T10:10:50+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/07/06/shameless-self-promotion-thats-our-secret-word-of-the-day/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/joanna.jpgJoanna2013-07-12T22:34:35+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/06/04/how-the-irish-media-is-reporting-the-nice-weather/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/wpid-2013-06-04-09-27-25.jpgwpid-2013-06-04-09.27.25.jpg2013-06-04T15:06:57+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/05/16/check-these-ladies-out/2013-05-23T08:22:26+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/04/17/2287/2013-04-17T19:52:16+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/04/11/curses-tagged-in-my-prime/2014-08-14T08:31:28+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/04/04/okay-so-lets-never-do-that-again/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/stock-footage-cute-little-mouse-sleeping-on-a-white-background.jpgstock-footage-cute-little-mouse-sleeping-on-a-white-backgroundPlease. Anything else. I'll review Twilight. Whatever you want...https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/604038_10152735255635187_732400883_n-e1367176730815.jpg604038_10152735255635187_732400883_nhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/wordpress-logo-notext-rgb.pngwordpress-logo-notext-rgb“Check’s in the mail.”https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/images.jpgimages2014-08-14T08:10:10+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/04/04/in-summary-gaaaaaaaahwhadidido/2013-04-04T08:53:29+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2013/01/08/check-this-girl-out/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/vanhelsing.jpgvanhelsingWell, someone has to take up the mantle.2013-01-08T23:28:51+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2012/11/18/check-this-guy-out/2013-01-08T23:04:39+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2012/08/08/disney-reviews-by-the-unshaved-mouse-introduction/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/mouserine_by_kidkalig1.jpgMouserine_by_KidKalighttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/mouserine_by_kidkalig.jpgMouserine_by_KidKalighttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/uganda1.jpgugandahttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/uganda.jpgugandahttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/baboon.jpgbaboon2021-04-17T23:39:06+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2012/11/07/the-unshaved-mouses-guide-to-the-correct-form-of-address/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/mousetophat.jpgMousetophathttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/happyobama_med-247x175.jpgHappyObama_med-247x175https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/sad-romney.jpgSad RomneyI mean, what do you want Mr President?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/obama-angry-e1352309515281.jpgObama-Angry"..."https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/angry-romney.jpgangry romneyWHATT! WHAT DO YOU WANT, BARACK!? https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/obamayelling2.jpgObamaYellingHEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY ROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM-NAAAAAAAAAYYYYY??!!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/obamayelling1.jpgObamaYellingHEY ROMNEY!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/annoyed-romney1.jpgAnnoyed RomneyWHAT?!https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/annoyed-romney.jpgAnnoyed RomneyWhat?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/obamayelling.jpgObamaYellingHey Romney!2014-06-03T06:37:16+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2012/12/27/regrettably-due-to-events-beyond-my-control/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/i-e1356568109230.jpgIhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/tell-me-its-not-true-e1356567621496.jpgTell me it's not true2013-01-02T14:32:22+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2012/11/22/happy-thanksgiving-from-the-unshaved-mouse/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/l.jpglLive long and prosper, America.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/pilgrim-harvest-boy-and-girl-10-inch-fabric-mouse-2-asst-600x600.jpgpilgrim-harvest-boy-and-girl-10-inch-fabric-mouse-2-asst-600x6002014-06-21T05:55:44+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2012/11/15/reflections-on-the-death-of-savita-halappanavar/2012-11-15T23:40:30+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2012/10/30/the-unshaved-mouses-presidential-endorsement/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/barack-obama-12782369-2-4021.jpgBarack-Obama-12782369-2-402Honestly, this picture makes me feel warm. Like, there's warmth radiating from the picture.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/metroman.jpgmetromanhttps://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/metro-man-2.pngMetro Man 2https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/shirtless.jpgShirtlessI mean...damn. That is a man in his FORTIES.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/barack-obama-12782369-2-402.jpgBarack-Obama-12782369-2-402What the hey?https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/lincolns-statue.jpeglincolns-statue2012-11-04T16:08:53+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.com/2012/10/11/and-now-for-something-completely-different/https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/lady-moura-yacht-for-a-prince.jpgLady-Moura-Yacht-For-a-PrinceYes, the yacht is only a three hundred footer, not four hundred. Forgive me.https://unshavedmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/cleese.jpgcleeseAnd now for something completely different.2012-10-11T16:35:56+00:00monthlyhttps://unshavedmouse.comdaily1.02026-04-03T02:05:35+00:00