So, today’s been a bit of a day.
First of all, the long awaited audiobook for Knock Knock Open Wide is available in North America from Tantor media, narrated by the wonderful Aoife McMahon!
Second! The Burial Tide was just nominated as one of the New York Public Library’s Top 20 Horror Books of 2025 in some pretty darn august company!
And lastly, Indigo Books of Canada has named Don’t Trust Fish! as their Number 1 best Kids Book of the Year!
Yes, all my children seem to be doing so well, except of course for one.


Glad to hear your books are doing well, Neil. I’m a big fan of all of them and hope for many more to come.
Yer a gem
for what it’s worth, Sparrow immediately became one of my favorite sci-fi books when i read it and im still holding out hope for a movie!
*taps nose*
Hey, be nice to When the Sparrow Falls.
In this economy getting a job isn’t going to help you out of the basement any time soon.
Oh you’re always taking his side!