
Month: December 2015


An American Tail: Fievel Goes West (1991)

“Mouse…Moooooouuuuuse…”

“Jacob Marley?”

“I wear the chain I forged in life! Link by link! Yard by yard…”

“Stop. Stop. No. Look, this is not going to be a Christmas themed review. We’re not doing the Christmas Carol thing. Sorry.”

“But it’s a tradition…”

“Yes. One that’s been done to death. Sorry, not happening. Get lost.”

“Dude, I’m a ghost, you’re going to have to do better than “Get lost!”

“Sigh. AVAUNT THEE FOUL SPIRIT! RETURN TO THE NETHERWORLD FROM WHENCE THOU CAME!”

“Oooh, nice. “Avaunt”. That takes me back.”

40%?! There are Police Academy movies with higher scores than that!

IT DID.
Movie Deathmatch Part 2: Blood everywhere
Star Trek the Animated Series, Pacific Rim and A Goofy Movie have now all been killed. Would you like to know which of them were cowards? If you want the movies and TV series below to escape the same grisly fate, you know what you gotta do: head over to the Joanna VR Kickstarter page, make a donation of five or ten and leave a comment to let me know who gets your vote of vote. And remember, for a vote of €25 or more you can request a review of any movie or tv show you like. The remaining fighters are:
Gargoyles
Gravity Falls
The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2
Stephen Universe
Summer Wars
The Lego Movie
Voting closes 31 December when I will be putting up the winners. Thanks for all your support guys.
So, I tried my hand at stand-up…
So, this is me, doing stand-up for the first time.
Be kind.

“That’s how Dad did it. That’s how America does it. And it’s worked out pretty well so far.”

We do not speak of teen Tony.

He’s a capitalist arms-dealer in the shower. Can you handle that, hippies?

MOVIE DEATHMATCH- THE FIRST TO FALL…
And so the first round comes to an end the way they always do, with senseless, awful, awful violence (maniacal cackle).
So? Fan of DarkWing Duck? Lover of Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles (the cartoon I mean, not actual reptiles)? Friend and well-wisher of SwatKats?
My condolences. They are with God, now.
Our surviving fighters are:
Gargoyles
A Goofy Movie
Gravity Falls
The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2
Pacific Rim
Star Trek
Stephen Universe
Summer Wars
The Lego Movie
If you want one of these movies or series to survive to fight another day, head over to the Joanna VR Kickstarter page, make a donation of five or ten and leave a comment to let me know who gets your vote of vote. And remember, for a vote of €25 or more you can request a review of any movie or tv show you like.