Hey Romney!
What?
HEY ROMNEY!
WHAT?!
HEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY ROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM-NAAAAAAAAAYYYYY??!!
WHAT! WHAT DO YOU WANT, BARACK!?
Excuse me?
I mean, “What do you want, Mr President?”
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*danger zone*
Holy, did Obama just make a Good Guy Greg face?
Dash it all, he really is perfect, isn’t he?