I’ve been absolutely bowled over by the level of support for Joanna. We’ve almost reached our funding target and a majority of the donors were readers of this very blog, so thank you all. But the number of requests I’ve received has sort of become its own problem and I need to address this now (I probably should have addressed it earlier). Most of you know, I post one review every two weeks. That probably doesn’t sound like a lot, but the reviews are hella long and usually take me about six hours to write. Couple this with my day job, looking after a one year old and trying to keep on top of other writing projects and you can see why I don’t post more often much as I would love to. The movies you’ve asked me to review will be full length reviews just like the Disney ones, but that means they will have to be done on the same fortnightly schedule. Turns out though there’s not that many weeks in a year and having drawn up the schedule for 2014 something has struck me: This is going to take a long ass time. Basically, if you ask me to review a movie today, you can expect to see that review sometime around March/April 2015. And that’s if I post one review every two weeks like clockwork, not even factoring in holidays, computer problems, illness, family emergencies or being banished to an alternate dimension (it happens to me more often than you’d think). The very, very last thing I would want would be for you to donate, expecting to see a review within a few weeks and then feel like I’d cheated you. Does this mean I don’t want you to donate? Oh hell no! But if you do, please be aware that you are not “buying” a review, anymore than you are buying a pink ribbon if you donate to cancer research. The review is my way of saying thank you for your generosity and it will unfortunately take me a long time to get around to it, because it turns out I have a whole load of wonderful, generous people to thank. However, if you are entitled to any of the other perks from the indiegogo page (posters, scripts and whatnot), we will try to dispatch them to you as soon as the funding period ends. Thanks guys.
I’m sure we understand that these reviews take a while to get done, and life interferes with scheduling. There’s no rush (at least, not on my part); do your important/planned stuff first, man. Only do the requests when you have time, eh?
Yeah take your time regarding the requests!
Please take your time mouse. We all get busy. No one minds waiting.
I don’t think anybody’s expecting you to publish the requested reviews anytime soon, Neil (although if you’re talking about it, that means somebody actually did…?). Take your time and do your thing, we’re all gonna enjoy it.
Nope. No one’s said anything. It was just something I wanted to make sure everyone was aware of.
I, for one, demand to have my movie reviewed now.
I haven’t even donated yet, that’s how impatient I am!
(Just joking… Obviously!)