Former President Donald Trump
Former President Donald Trump.
President Donald Trump (former)
Donald Trump, former president.
The ex-president, DJ Trump.
Donald Trump, 45th of 46 US Presidents, thus far.
The last guy.
The previous occupant.
Donald Trump, who was president, and is no more.
And is no more.
unshavedmouse 
Light applause, great appreciation. 😁
A thing of beauty.
Pairs well with this:
To offer some parting words:
Donald J. Trump don’t ever show your face around here again.
Bravo, bravo. Few have summed it up so wonderfully. I hope we never have another President like him ever again.
Short, sweet, and an excellent Kronk-esque vibe to it.
Oh riiight, the poison,
the poison for Trump,
the poison specifically chosen to…turn Trump into a llama.
Trump’s poison.
…that poison?
This genuinely moved me.
It was from the heart!
Sadly his stink remains.
Fucker
Not so fast, Mouse! He’s only fooled you! On March 4th, he will reveal all the voter fraud and assume his rightful role as First Dictator of the US!
…in case you didn’t pick up on it, that was sarcasm. But that’s what the Internet is telling these dumbasses to believe.
Some of them also believe Joe Biden is actually Trump in disguise as they switched faces. All of their political views come straight out of nineties movies.
‘ex-President Trump’ has a fine ring to it (though ‘failed Candidate 2016’ would have had an even sweeter ring and ‘convicted criminal’ would have the sweetest ring of all); brethren, sisters and significant others, let us pray he REMAINS an ex-President and work to make it so.
Be damned to him and be done with him.
To quote your buddy Marge Simpson: “Your point being?”
That’s beautiful, man.
I am but the vessel through which the muse speaks
Thank you, Mouse.