Two weeks, 20,000 kilometres, 4 countries. There are trips and there are TRIPS and my contribution to the family collection of fridge magnets has been robust and muscular.

Late in February I took part in the Whole Wide World book tour organised by Children’s Books Ireland and Laureate na n-Óg Patricia Forde to visit schools across Northern Ireland. And once that was over, I immediately began a ten day book tour of North America. Why did I agree to do those two things so close together?

Anyway, horrendous “I’m pretty sure the devil is hiding in the wallpaper” level jet lag not withstanding, this was an absolutely incredible journey.

For starters, I finally got to meet Dan Santat who, despite the fact that we made a bestselling book together, had never actually been in the same room before. It’s always a little risky to meet someone for the first time and then spend almost a fortnight in close proximity but, as we explained to many schoolchildren, it’s really the only way to make friends in your forties. Seriously though, Dan is absolute gem of a human being and it was wonderful to have him as a guide through his amazing, often bewildering country.

We started in Chicago, headed to Austin and then San Antonio, then up to Colorado, over to Seattle, down to San Juan California and then up to Vancouver visiting a total of 16 schools and bookstores.

Everywhere we went I was stunned by the generosity and the enthusiasm and the gosh-darned decency of everyone that we met.

This trip taught, or re-taught me that kids are kids the world over. They have the same hunger for knowledge, the same wonderfully mad sense of humour, the same mixture of innocence and great wisdom. Meeting these children, and the librarians and the teachers who work themselves to the bone on their behalf because they love them and understand how important they are has made me more optimistic than I have been for a while.
Naive of me to think, perhaps, but I think y’all are going to be alright.
Glad you had a good trip. Shame I couldn’t attend any of your stops, it’s an unnecessarily big country and I live in the wrong part of it. Next time maybe visit the Midwest. We’ve got corn! And…corn!
Illinois ain’t the Midwest?
Good point. Even that’s six and a half hours from me. Even just the Midwest is too damn big.
It was wonderful to meet the both of you, Mouse. I sincerely hope you enjoyed California.
I actually decided to write about your visit to Hicklebee’s.
https://mattthemediahunter.home.blog/2026/03/08/meeting-an-inspiration/
Pleasure was mine Matt
Interestingly I’ve been to, let me see, Chicago-Austin-San Antonio-Colorado and Vancouver in my own time (We have relations in the USA and Canada), though not in one itinerary.
The United States in undoubtedly a trip, though I may give Canada the edge for still being slightly more ‘British’ (When you’re a Neo-Elizabethan there’s something inexpressibly reassuring about seeing Her Majesty on the local currency).
Congratulations on your trip and congratulations on making it safe home.