Huge thanks to all of you new patrons who’ve decided to entrust me with your hard earned cash. I promise that the money will go to a worthy cause and certainly not towards building a mind-control ray that will make all human beings docile and amenable to being ridden around by rodents as our personal very tall horses.
But who are these patrons, you ask? Well, I’ve listed them below with an interesting fact about each one. If you would like to get your own interesting fact and support the blog, you know what to do.
A. Vartianen is a trickster God in Polynesian mythology.
Alex Hu discovered Wales.
Allison can’t fly, but can glide from roof to roof.
Amelia Mellor is the only person to ever win seven Nobel prizes for literature in the same year.
Anna Bale invented the hammock. Also, she’s my darling mother.
Aonghus Collins knows the difference between “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” and jam.
Ben Harding walked five hundred miles, and said “Sod it. No one’s door is worth this.”
Charlotte Hassel has a cameo in every Marvel movie, plus Spawn (she was Spawn).
Christian Kavanagh has blood that can bring Tribbles back to life.
Donnacha Mallen sailed the seven seas, but has never sailed their own heart.
Who knows what secrets lurk in the hearts of men? ED knows.
Eli Berg-Maas has never lost a game of Cards Against Humanity, because they keep the “David Bowie flying in on a tiger made of lightning” card up their sleeve.
Erin Barber shot the sheriff. Also shot the deputy.
Fabrisse ter Brugghe obeyed their duty to her heart, and plunged China into war.
Ian Rowe has his own brand of wine. It’s excellent, and is deservedly building a following.
J* smells like a cool autumn day.
Lupin the 8th? Oh fuck yeah.
Katherine Stokke was deemed “Too hot” for “hot or not” and was banned for life.
Mathom has worked as a body double for every US president for the last thirty years.
Michael Petrocelli likes his women like he likes his South American democracies; strong, independent and fully paid up members of the Free Trade Area of the Americas.
PurrElise floats like a butterfly, stings like a letter from your ex that makes you realise that it’s finally over.
Thanks again guys