Finals baby!

“THE BLOG AWARDS WOULDN’T KNOW A GOOD BLOG IF IT MUGGED THEM AND STOLE THEIR WALLET!”

“THEY ARE CRAVEN HACKS AND FOOLS! WHO ARE THEY TO SAY WHICH BLOG IS BEST?! WHO MADE THEM ARBITERS OF OUR CRAFT?! WE MUST RISE UP, MY BLOGGING BRETHREN, AND OVERTHROW THIS TYRANNICAL CANCER ON OUR HOBBY!”

“Mouse! Mouse! You’re a finalist!”

“Oh my God let me fellate you!”

“What?”

“Nothing. Thank you so much you have no idea how bad I needed this!”

“What’s that you were saying…”

“LAA LALAAA LAAA I’M A FINALIST I’M A FINALIST I’M LOUDLY SINGING THE FINALIST SONG!”

“Hmm. Catchy.”

Huge thanks to the Blog Awards Ireland and all of you. You’re the reason I do this, and I can never thank you enough. Congrats to all the other finalists, deepest commiserations to those who didn’t make the final list (dudes, I been there, I know it hurts like a mother). And now, time to see what delightfully Mexican-esque animal has been chosen for my new badge.

Oh ha fucking ha.

19 comments

  1. Hey Mouse! It’s Erik Copper back from the grave to wish you a good luck. You’ve been nominated so many times, I think it’s time for a win. Quality content leaks from you like water leaks from the roof of my cardboard abode.

    At least I have wi-fi.

    Rooting for you!!!

      1. Let’s actually try replying this time…

        It has, hasn’t it? I’m good haha, just busy. Always keeping up with your work though. Is your email still the same? I’d love to keep more in touch. I got your Patreon saved for when I have money.

  2. It has, hasn’t it? I’m good haha, just busy. Always keeping up with your work though. Is your email still the same? I’d love to keep more in touch. I got your Patreon saved for when I have money.

  3. The cat doesn’t have whiskers and it has a smooth face with no visible fur sticking out, so… it’s a Shaven Cat? There is a method to their… whatever it is, certainly.

    Anyway, congratulations and good luck!

  4. TACTICS Mouse, you only offer them their Happy Ending after they hand out yours! (on a more serious note, please allow me to offer congratulations to you and defiance to those pitiable fools your Rivals – may they be dismissed as summarily as a curst Oxfordian fool daring to profane Shakespeare’s Globe with their conspiracy theorist ramblings). (-;

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