Yes my friends, we may not have freedom, apple pie and eagles, but there is one thing that those perfidious Yankees can no longer lord over us!
When the Sparrow Falls is now available for request on UK Netgalley!
Give it a request! Give it a read! Give it a review! Only if it’s a good one!
Nah, nah, just kidding. Be honest. You know. If you want to CRUSH my fragile spirit.
Hahhahaha! Just kidding!
But seriously, I live for your approval
JOKE!
Oh god this was a huge mistake.
unshavedmouse 
Hmm, it looks like my Kindle pre-order comes out end of June, so you have until July until you must face my terrifying critical reception! Bwa ha ha ha! 😛
Jaaaaaaackal!!!!!!!
It’ll be some time before I can give it my critique. But you can be sure that I will be fair and honest in my assessment.
Unless someone gives me a reason not to be….
Pah! Money is it? Fine, how much? Five? Ten dollars?
You dare try to bribe me? Good sir, my review is not up for sale!
I mean, not for a measly ten dollars anyway…
A copy of this book murdered my parents, burned down my house, and ate my last piece of candy corn. 2 star review coming up.
Well clearly they deserved it.
They did plan the Lincoln assignation, set fire to Chicago, and eat my gingerbread house so I cannot argue.
I knew my book would make the world a better place.