“When did we become the joke?”

Before we begin, please take a look at these quotes:

“So one of the things that surprised me about this movie on re-watching was that it is much better than I remembered, or at the very least far more interesting. Thor exists in a much richer emotional universe than the two Iron Man movies or Hulk.”

“Something that I don’t think gets talked about when it comes to [Thor 2] is just how gorgeous it is. Seriously, the art design in this is just jaw dropping, it is hands down the best looking picture in the MCU.”

“A thought occurred to me as I watched Thor and the Revengers speeding towards a giant wormhole called the devil’s anus while blasting spaceships with lasers while Mark Mothersbaugh’s awesome techno score rippled in the background: is this movie the greatest thing ever? Yes. Yes it is.”

“Wow” you might ask. “What pathetic, gushing, blinkered, Thor-fanboy said THAT?”

“Um, me” I reply.

“Oh. Well, this is awkward” you might answer.

“Yeah. Yeah, maybe think before you say something really hurtful” I sob.

Sorry, feeling a bit emotional today. I put those quotes above to give some context. If there’s an internet reviewer who’s been as unstintingly positive to the Thor series as me I am unfamiliar with their work. I have gone to bat for this series again and again. I made Thor my highest ranked of the Phase 1 origin movies. I made Ragnarok my number one movie of the entire MCU. I HAD NICE THINGS TO SAY ABOUT THE DARK WORLD.

So when I say that Love and Thunder is not only the worst Thor movie but the worst movie in this entire 30 film franchise, I hope you understand that this is a big deal. Something that I loved has betrayed me and left me angry, appalled and ready for revenge.

“See? This guy gets it.”

There is so much I hate about this movie: The cringey dialogue, the nonsensical plot, the cheap chintziness, the My-Little-Pony Lunchbox Aesthetic, the mixture of smug emotional insincerity and saccharine, hock-inducing sentimentality. It’s the movie equivalent of a tall glass of Mabel Juice.

And you might say, “well wasn’t Ragnarok also a brightly coloured irreverent comedy? Are they really so different?” To which I reply “Some Like it Hot and White Chicks are both comedies revolving around cross-dressing, it doesn’t make them equally good” to which you reply “I’m an obvious bad faith strawman you just created to make your point, what do you want from me?”

Okay fine. I can explain pretty much everything wrong with Thor 4 in one scene. Here’s the context. Thor has found the Lady Sif, one of his oldest comrades in arms, dying on an icy battlefield. Let’s watch!

THOR: I’m gonna get you home.

SIF: No! Leave me here. I want to die a warrior’s death. On the battlefield. In battle. And then I can claim my place in Valhalla.

THOR: Oh, I hate to break it to you, but for a warrior to get into Valhalla, you have to die in the battle. You survived.

SIF: Oh, shit.

Now, the problem is not the joke. The joke is perfectly fine. Solid on the page, with the potential to be a howler with the proper delivery. The problem is this. Imagine a dear friend is dying in your arms. Is “Oh, I hate to break it to you” the kind of thing you might realistically find yourself saying? Of course not. That’s a “you may not be able to redeem that voucher” kind of phrase, not a “my dear friend is dying and may miss out on her eternal reward” kind of phrase. This is the kind of writing you get in a sketch comedy, where the joke is always prioritised over the characters. And there’s nothing wrong with that in a sketch. But we know Thor, we’ve followed him across seven movies and this mildly concerned reaction to Sif’s predicament makes the character seem absolutely psychotic. And it’s an easy fix! Here:

THOR: I’m gonna get you home!

SIF: No! Leave me here. I want to die a warrior’s death.

THOR: Sif listen to me!

SIF: On the battlefield.


SIF: In battle.

THOR: Sif please…

SIF: And then I can claim my place in Valhalla.


SIF: What!?

THOR: (desperately pleading) Sif for a warrior to get into Valhalla, you have to die in the battle. You survived.

SIF: Oh, shit.

See? The joke remains perfectly intact, and Thor is now acting in a way that feels emotionally true to the character. And this is the big, glaring difference between Ragnarok and Love and Thunder. Ragnarok built jokes around characters acting consistently and believably, and Love and Thunder builds its jokes and then bends and breaks its characters trying to fit them in.

The movie opens with an alien named Gorr played by Christian Bale as the sole redeeming element of this whole mess. He travels through a parched desert with his daughter…Love. Oh shit, that’s actually her name. That’s why it’s called…fuck. That’s terrible.

Gorr desperately prays to his god Rapu for deliverance but to no avail and Gorr has to watch as his innocent daughter dies of thirst in his arms.

Sooooo…about that tone problem. Love and Thunder deals with some incredibly dark subject matter; cancer, loss of faith, child abduction and attempted murder. We even see the onscreen death of a child which has been a major Hollywood taboo since the earliest days of film. And yet, so much of the movie is just so fucking “lol nothing matters” that it becomes really gross. And let me clarify, some of my favourite movies are comedies with very dark subject matter. Hell, my favourite comedy is Death of Stalin. But, how can I put this? Taika Waititi is no Armando Ianucci. And I’m starting to think he never was.

Anyway, broken and distraught,  Gorr comes to an oasis where he finds Rapu celebrating with some of his fellow gods for having defeated a warrior who was wielding the Necro Sword, a cursed weapon that can kill gods. He then mocks Gorr for expecting his gods to actually help him or his daughter. While the dude is literally a foot away from the only weapon in the universe that can kill him. So Gorr, understandably,  kills Rapu and decides to do a full Kratos on every deity in the universe. 

So here’s what I think needs to be fixed here. Firstly, this sequence needed to be longer. The ease with which Gorr wanders into Rapu’s domain and just finds the Necro Sword is so damned contrived and makes this whole planet feel roughly the size of a city park. Secondly, this is Rapu.

If we’re supposed to invest in Gorr’s turn to murderous misotheism and feel that he’s at least somewhat justified then it’s not enough for Rapu to be a ridiculous asshole. He should be truly vile. Viscerally repellent. The idea that got lodged in my head is that Gorr envisions Rapu as a beautiful colourful tree frog only to finally meet him and discover a grotesque, corpulent, venomous toad.

Prologue over, we finally see our main character.

“Hey man.”

I loved Korg in Ragnarok. I think everyone did. But if you took my Korg-love and your Korg-love and everyone else’s in the entire world and put it all together, it would not be as much love for Korg as Taika Waititi evidently has. Korg is our narrator and has a vastly expanded role without really being relevant to the main story and I just got sick of this guy. Even a great joke becomes torture after the tenth telling.

So Korg gives us the backstory of the Space Viking aka The God of Thunder aka Thor Odinson aka this is not really a joke in the conventional sense but if we drag it out long enough the audience might give a mild chuckle of bemusement. He recounts how Thor lost his parents, his brother (three times), his closest friends, his kingdom and his mental health before joining up with the Guardians of the Galaxy and going on space adventures. But, according to Korg, it was the loss of Jane Foster between Dark World and Ragnarok that really got him in the giblets and he’s sworn off love forever. Oh yeah, if you thought that the Thor/Jane Foster relationship was a basically harmless but ultimately inconsequential fling that was rightly dropped from Ragnarok YOU HAVE NO SOUL. This was the greatest love story of all time and hugely important to Thor’s character and we have the retroactive continuity to prove it!

Okay, so Star Lord and Mantis come to get Thor to join their battle against the Booskans, a race of alien marauders who look like the Fireys from Labyrinth.

We get a bafflingly stupid line of dialogue where Rocket complains that Thor said they were going on holiday and Thor points out the beautiful scenery including “the three suns of Saturn”. And that is what he says. I checked the subtitles. And then I went online and found people asking how many suns Saturn has.

Not really a “This movie is bad” point. More a “we’re fucked as a species” point.

This leads into a battle scene between Thor and the Booskans set to “Welcome to the Jungle” by Guns and Roses. It’s a fairly transparent attempt to recreate the sheer metal awesomeness of the “Immigrant Song” sequence that opened Ragnarok. It fails, obviously, because Welcome to the Jungle isn’t worthy of carrying Immigrant’s Song luggage and it’s a shallow re-tread that doesn’t even have a rocket powered dragon, of all the nerve. That said…it’s still probably my second favourite part of the whole movie. The Booskans are a really fun bit of design and Chris Hemsworth looks like he’s having a great time so yeah, I’ll give it a passing grade. Anyway, Thor defeats the Booskans but accidentally destroys the glass temple that he was supposed to be defending. In thanks/punishment, the aliens whose temple it was gift him two giant screaming goats.

Oh NOW we care about mythological accuracy?

Meanwhile, back on Earth Jane Foster is quirkily dying of cancer. In between chemo/gal pal sessions with D’Arcy she sends her blood results off to Erik Selvig so we can get a completely baffling cameo.

“Jane. For the last time. I’ve a physicist. Stop sending me your cancer blood. It’s creeping me out.”

Out of options, Jane decides to head to New Asgard which has, under the rule of King Valkyrie, become a corporatised theme park presenting a safe, blandly Americanised version of Norse mythology and oh Christ, I think the movie is trying to be self aware.

“See, if I know I suck you can’t say that I…”
“You SUCK!”

Yeah, the Space Jam 2 defence. Not going to fly here. Also, while I feel this is just going to be tea-bagging a beehive, why exactly is Valkyrie the “king” of Asgard again? I mean, she doesn’t identify as male. And we’ve seen TWO Queens of Asgard before now so it’s not like the term is gender neutral in this context. Is the implication that Valkyrie has to be a king because she’s just that badass? Because kings are just better than queens? For some reason? Is that the implication? Because that’s a hell of a fucking implication.

Anyway, this whole sequence shows just how brutally this movie will massacre any sense of coherent and consistent world-building for a cheap joke.

In context, this is like opening a restaurant that uses Hitler’s moustache as its logo. In Tel Aviv.

Thor gets a message from Lady Sif, we get that scene I described earlier and Thor races to Asgard to stop Gorr because apparently he seeks the extinction of the gods. So, I guess this is as good a time as any to ask this.

What ARE the Asgardians? What the actual fuck are they?

Are they aliens?

Are they gods?

Are they pretty much just regular humans?

Are they super-powered?

Are they mortal?

Are they immortal?

Are they just incredibly technologically advanced or do they wield actual magic?

The movie just doesn’t seem to know or care. And no, this is not a problem limited to Thor 4, the MCU has always played pretty loosey goosey with them but it’s here that the sheer unwillingness to pick a damn lane really starts to stick in my craw.

Thor arrives in New Asgard where Gorr is attacking with an army of shadowy monsters called *checks notes* the “shadow monsters” who proceed to abduct all the children in New Asgard. Okay. Put this off long enough. Let’s discuss Gorr (short for Gorr Blimey, what a mess).

The Thor series is the fucking Kingda Ka of villain quality. The highs (Loki, Hela, The Grandmaster, Skurge, Topaz) are so very, very high. But the lows (Malekith and now Gorr), man are they low. And weirdly, they’re both played by two of my favourite actors in deathly pale makeup. Gorr, however, is even more infuriating than Malekith. Malekith was just inert and dull. But Gorr had the potential to be absolutely phenomenal as a villain, maybe an MCU GOAT. Bale is actually doing Trojan work here and there are parts of Gorr’s story that absolutely work but the writing scuppers this character to his very core. I’m not the first to point this out, I know, and you probably already know exactly what I’m going to say but to be clear; Gorr’s plan is to abduct New Asgard’s children and bring them to the Gates of Eternity, thereby luring Thor who will obviously come and rescue them. Then, Gorr plans to use Thor’s axe to open the Gates, which will grant him an audience with Eternity who is, let’s not split hairs, a god, who he plans to ask to annihilate all the gods in existence. The problem is not that the plan doesn’t make sense, it hangs together in a nutty, supervillain plot kinda way. The problem is that it completely undercuts the single most important defining element of Gorr’s character.

Gorr is a deicidal misotheist who believes that all gods are as selfish, cruel and uncaring as Rapu was. But his very plan relies of Thor being good and selfless, and Eternity being willing to almost literally answer his prayer. This is is like if….fuck, I dunno. Scar was introduced in The Lion King and then spent the rest of the movie ensuring that Mufasa stayed on the throne.

The movie also repeats The Dark World’s blunder of having a villain who has no personal interest or relationship with Thor outside of getting his hands on a Maguffin. And this is particularly galling because there was so much potential here for a very compelling, deeply personal antagonist for Thor.

Look, many (many, far too many) people have awful experiences with religion that results in them losing their faith. And when such people meet others who had a different, more positive experience with their own faith traditions they often react badly. Because it can be easier to believe that all religion is equally bad than, no, you were just dealt a really shitty hand. And then it becomes necessary for their sense of identity to try and dismantle the beliefs of others even if those beliefs are actively beneficial to the people who hold them, becoming aggressively evangelical in their atheism (and sub-optimal in their ability to appreciate irony).

So picture this. Remember Prince Thor from the first movie? That callow, selfish dude-bro. Imagine if he had an encounter with Gorr long before he came to Midgard. Maybe Gorr was questing for the Necro Sword but hadn’t found it yet. And young Thor pretty much re-affirms everything that Gorr has come to believe about the gods of the universe. And then, years later, Gorr is doing his murder rampage and he finds a planet where the people are giving thanks to Thor for saving them from some menace or other. And Gorr just can’t believe it. “Thor? Thor?! That asshole!?” And so, because he thinks he knows Thor better than anyone, he makes it his personal mission to prove to the universe that Thor is just as bad as any other god, if not worse. Now, you’ve got personal investments, you’ve got personal stakes and, you have the emotional investment of the audience as well. Because of course, we know Thor better than anyone. We’ve followed his growth from callow wastrel to true hero over eight movies now and we have a vested stake in seeing Gorr proved wrong.

I don’t want to shit on the character completely. The makeup and effects work are fucking phenomenal and Gorr is at least scary. He is a genuinely creepy dude. Bale plays two versions of the character, stoic, grieving father and creepy cockney Meth-head Voldermort and they don’t make a lick of sense as the same guy but they are individually very good performances. Such a goddamn waste.

Anyway, in the middle of the battle Thor sees a familiar figure wielding a familiar hammer and is stunned to see Jane, with Thor powers. So stunned in fact, it activates his rarely seen “shitty helmet manifestation” power.

This is unused concept art for a live-action Bananaman movie and I don’t care about your “FACTS”.

Gorr abducts the children and am-scrays and we now enter probably the most excruciating part of the whole film, the stretch where that tone problem becomes unignorable.

There’s just this endless parade of dumb rom-com schtick; Thor’s butthurt that Jane and Mjolnir are now an item, Storm-breaker is jealous (neither have been given the slightest hint of being sentient in previous movies lol nothing matters). Valkyrie and Korg play the sassy gay best friends. And all the while, DOZENS OF CHILDREN HAVE BEEN AMBER ALERTED BY A FUCKING CENOBITE.

No rush.

Thor tells the gang they have to travel to Omnipotence City to consult with the other gods of the universe. We get a scene where Jane goes to the bathroom and releases the hammer (not a euphemism) and we see her in her actual, cancer ravished state. We get a very, very generic “dying Mom” flashback where we see that Jane’s mother also died of cancer and told her to never stop fighting. And then Valkyrie shows up at her door and starts pulling weapons out of literally nowhere like Garfield the fucking cat. This movie has more clashing tones than a paint catalogue. Speaking of:

At Omnipotence City Thor meets Zeus played by Russell Crowe playing my elderly Greek uncle (he’s actually a lot of fun, I like Crowe in this part). And it’s here where the movie gets weirdly horny. With repeated references to the gods having orgies and generous helpings of Chris Hemsworth’s majestic buttocks. Now, as I told the gimp-haram only the other day, I’m no prude but this tone seems weirdly at odds with a movie that ends with a superhero giving a load of small children super powers so they can fight monsters. I mean, that climax would suggest (to me at at least) a movie heavily geared at small children. In which case, maybe dial down the Animal House shenanigans?

Well anyway, not only does Zeus refuse to help against Gorr, he tries to take the gang prisoner to stop them revealing Omnipotence City’s location. Thor stabs Zeus through the chest with his own thunder bolt and they escape to track Gorr into the shadow realm on their own. Thor tells Jane he’s still in love with her, Jane tells him she has stage four cancer, they make out and…this, just doesn’t work. The performances aren’t working, the dialogue isn’t clicking, none of this feels earned, it’s just a mess.

Okay, let me be positive for a minute. the whole sequence in the Shadow Realm is pretty goddamn cool.

The movie does a reverse “Wizard of Oz” and switches from a garish colour palette to stark black and white with the exception of the magical weapons. The battle takes place on a kind of mini planet and all in all it’s very distinct and atmospheric and cool golf clap, golf clap.

Jane sees what the Wikipedia recap for the movie calls “ancient drawings” depicting Stormbreaker being used to open the gates of Eternity. Of course, since Stormbreaker was only created in Infinity War the very earliest those drawings could have been made is 2018 which…okay, yeah, I guess that would make them ancient.

“Fucking pandemic, man. What is time?”

Realising that it is a SNEAKY TRAP she throws Stormbreaker into space and Gorr ambushes them and threatens to kill Jane unless Thor calls the axe. This whole sequence is bafflingly better than the rest of this movie. It looks greats, it sounds great, the music is atmospheric, the visuals are chilling, Christian Bale is skin-crawlingly terrifying. There is a version of Thor 4 where everything is on the same level of this sequence and it could be my favourite MCU movie.

Anyway, they have a big fight and Valkyrie is badly injured and they retreat back to New Asgard. Jane’s condition worsens and she has to go to hospital because, while Mjolnir allows her to function it’s not actually keeping the cancer at bay. So Jane has to make the choice between prolonging her life through chemo for the slim hope of beating the cancer or just picking up the hammer and living as much to the full in the time she has, even though it will mean her certain death. And…that’s a really heart-rending choice that many people with cancer have to make. But if you’re going to show that, the movie kinda has to be about that. For all that this movie was trumpeted as Lady Thor taking over as the new Thor…no. This is Thor classic’s story and Jane is a supporting character. And there’s just too much else going on in the rest of the movie for this to be effective.

We now get a scene where Valkyrie gives Thor Zeus’ thunderbolt and reminds him that the Gates of Eternity are at the literal centre of the universe and I’m sorry I can’t fucking even. I want you to imagine a version of Lord of the Rings where the hobbits were just popping between Mordor and the Shire between scenes. You see how that would just completely neuter any sense of epic scale for that world?

Anyway, Thor arrives as Gorr is trying to use Stormbreaker to open the gates of Eternity. Thor gives the Asgardian kids superpowers so that they can be his little army of child soldiers and they fight Gorr’s monsters. In her hospital bed Jane senses that Thor is getting his shit staved in so she summons Mjolnir, transforms into Lady Thor and travels to the centre of the FUCKING UNIVERSE in like two minutes. The two Thors destroy the Necro Sword (fun trivia, in the comics it’s actually a symbiote like Venom and Carnage) but Gorr succeeds in opening the gate and all three stand before Eternity.

Fair’s fair. That’s fucking gorgeous.

Jane is dying so Thor tells Gorr he’s won and that he doesn’t want to fight anymore. He also suggests that instead of using his wish to destroy all the gods he could just, y’know, bring his daughter back. And Gorr’s all “ohhhhhhh yeah” but then he coughs and says “I’m dying”.

Thor offers to look after his daughter, Gorr makes the wish, he dies, Jane dies, Thor now has a daughter who he makes pancakes for because this movie ran out of script and had to hastily patch the gaps with the fan-fiction of a horny forty something Mom from Utah.

And the movie ends with Thor taking his eight year old daughter into battle to fight monsters.

Daaaaaaw still a warcrime.


When I reviewed Hercules way back in the Cambrian period I said it was “Aladdin, but too much”. In the same way Love and Thunder is Ragnarok shoved down your throat until you choke along with random fistfuls of a completely different, much darker movie that got mixed up in all the rush. It’s not very good. Is that coming across? IT IS NOT VERY GOOD.


Adaptation: 04/25

A Thor movie that doesn’t feel like the comics, doesn’t feel like the previous movies and is so tonally inconsistent it somehow manages to not feel like itself. A spectacular clusterfuck.

Our Heroic Heroes: 07/25

I was a fan of Chris Hemsworth’s performance as Thor long before most of you Johnny-come-latelies which is why it’s so hard for me to report that something has gone seriously wrong. His performance here has descended into broad pantomime, like he’s playing the version of Thor that lives in the Anchorman universe.

Our Nefarious Villains: 08/25

I confess I haven’t actually read any of Gorr’s comic book appearances but I honestly think that’s irrelevant. The concept is perfectly clear and solid, and it’s been completely mishandled here. God bless Bale, he’s trying his damndest.

Our Plucky Sidekicks: 03/25

It’s genuinely impressive how many of my favourite Marvel supporting characters this movie managed to make completely unlikable.

The Stinger

Back in Omnipotence City, Zeus (who is still alive), bemoans how superheroes have replaced gods in the minds of mortals and orders his son to kill Thor. That son’s name? HERCULES.

And the audience went…

Until they start introducing X-Men and Fantastic Four characters into the main MCU, we’ve basically run out of big marquee names. I’m happy to see Hercules though, the Marvel version is actually a really fun character.

The second stinger

Jane Foster arrives in Valhalla and is greeted by Heimdall.

And the audience went

Always happy to see Idris Elba, but it really should have been Odin. Jane Foster and Heimdall never really had any meaningful relationship. To have Odin go from seeing Jane as a “goat at a banquet” to welcoming her into Valhalla as an honoured warrior would have been a much more satisfying resolution for her character. Maybe Anthony Hopkins wasn’t taking their calls.


NEXT UPDATE: 26 January 2023

NEXT TIME: A movie called “Batman and Robin” simply cannot be bad. That’s just science.


  1. I’ll admit, I liked this movie more than most folks do. I found it entertaining and laughed at almost all the jokes. I do feel that Gorr gets wasted and that the tonal whiplash is a bit too damn much. (One thing I can and will stand by is I liked this movie more than Lightyear, which I saw the same day. Lightyear was just so…”meh” to me.)

      1. The only above average thing in it was Sox, the robotic cat. Everything else was…”eh, it’s fine”.

  2. I’d sum up this film’s problems as “Taika hitting the point of diminishing returns like Mike Tyson at his peak” – all the problems we see here were prefigured in RAGNAROK, but that film had the advantage of novelty.

    Also, no lie, I desperately want to see Mr Russel Crowe’s version of Zeus show up in a stealth crossover with SHAZAM (I don’t have a plot in mind, but I dearly love the mental image of Zeus being so proud of his little heroes, so helpful, so hideously embarrassing …).

    1. Bonus points if there’s an allusion to the fact that, from a certain point of view, Billy Batson and Thor have each won one, lost one in their competitive encounters (I suspect you’ll be familiar with MARVEL Vs DC, which saw Thor win their only real fight, but there was a story called “Olympic Games of the Gods” a few years before the Big Red Cheese went into limbo, in which he helps the SHAZAM ‘elders’ beat a rival team of immortals – Vulcan, ‘Centaur’*, Thor, Mars, Ajax, Neptune – which I’m extremely tempted to treat as an unofficial crossover).

      *Whom I tend to assume is Chiron, looking for a little payback against his old pupil/pal/accidental poisoner Hercules.

      1. Oh god, I read that story as well! Whiz Comics #125!

        And Ajax doesn’t even really appear, he was probably just in for the name! He seems an odd choice for a villainous God, usually Hades is used for that role.

        And then Mars becomes Vctman!

        Maybe Nessus would have been good as the Centaur?

        I suppose they wanted a fast evil God.

  3. A lot of what you’re describing is pretty much why I already disliked Ragnarok as it was so I imagine I’d find this movie incredibly hard to sit through.

  4. Ragnarok was like a fun roller coaster – you pingballed in between funny and grim.
    This movie was like getting on a ride that you thought was a roller coaster and finding it was actually bumper cars – you’re trying to have fun, and even have a few brief moments of just riding the little car, but for the most part you’re just getting slammed over and over.

    Yeah, Taika Watiti has done so much good work that I went into this one VERY excited and got… this. Yeah. Maybe it got an uncredited rewrite, or Marvel gave him the axe halfway through and left the rest of the script to be written by an AI but wanted to keep his name on the poster. Stranger things have happened.

  5. Yeah, this one doesn’t really work.

    There are individual bits I love (and thunder). And the weird thing is, they are sometimes completely opposite in tone – I kinda liked the dumb screaming goats, and the campiness of Omnipotence City, and the use of November Rain in the finale…but I also liked Gorr being a scary psychopath, and the darker visual moments, and Jane’s cancer drama.

    And none of it belongs in the same movie. I have to pick out the good bits like a bowl of jellybeans which are half gross black licorice ones (apologies to people who like the taste of tire fires). It’s a mess.

    I wonder if maybe Thor was supposed to die at some point. He’s one of the best parts of Endgame, but his ending (“Bye everyone, here’s the throne Valkyrie, I’m off to compare dicks with Starlord”) feels a little tacked on and contradictory to Ragnarok, where he finally seems ready to be king. But Hemsworth was down for more, and Marvel was a little leery about being effectively 0 for 6 on Original Avengers going forward (Tony and Nat dead, Steve retired and old, Hawkeye handing off his title in his show, Hulk at peace).

    So lacking a planned direction for Thor, they went in all of them.

    I still think he’s salvageable. Feige just needs to tell Waititi to tone down the wackiness. Once he solves the three riddles and gets his voice back, which he was tricked in to trading to Waititi for the ability to whistle.

  6. Yeah, this was pretty atrocious. This is the perfect example of a director getting high off his own supply of comedy with nobody to rein him in. It’s pretty sad that the Guardians of the Galaxy are now more serious characters than Thor is now.

    By the way, I do have two questions for you if that’s okay.

    1. I know you said that you weren’t going to formally review the Disney+ stuff, but are you going to give any brief summarizations on the installments you’ve watched post-MoM review? I’m really curious to see what you think of them.

    2. Are you going to update your Marvel rankings page at some point? The last added film on there was Eternals back in 2021.

  7. Ragnarok but too much is a PERFECT summation of the problems with this movie. Had such high hopes and it let me down so badly.

  8. I thought this movie was okay. I don’t think it’s one of the best MCU films, but I don’t think it’s one of the worst either. It’s somewhere in the middle for me.

  9. I don’t just dislike Ragnarok, I 𝙡𝙤𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙙 Ragnarok. I couldn’t stand the inconsistency of tone. Going from massacring the Asgardians en masse to wacky hijinks with Thor, his mass-murdering brother and Valkyrie the drunken slaver.
    I couldn’t stand the constant crapping on Thor’s universe. Thor’s childhood friends are unceremoniously killed off, his world is destroyed, Sif is MIA. But lol, he’s got new friends like Korg, who overstayed his welcome two movies ago.
    I couldn’t stand the downward spiral of Thor’s personality. Thor became an insensitive, dumbass himbo because Chris Hemsworth had such a good time playing that character on Ghostbusters that he’d do it again and the studio gave him and Taika carte blanche to go as low comedy as they wanted to.
    I couldn’t stand the bizarre choices made towards its villains. Without the Enchantress, Skurge has no agency and is just a non entity. Surtr, one of the biggest bads of Marvel, is chumped in the opening scene by Thor. But is also the only thing that can stop Hela, the one who chumped Thor. Just, find some consistency, ok?

    People thought I was being snobbish for not liking Ragnarok. Well, I hate to say I told you so….but I told you so.

    People, Hemsworth included, are talking about how this spot of the franchise can continue on after this. I want to say the best thing to do is inject some effing dignity back into the films but it might be too late. You burned down the forest and salted the earth, you can try to grow something but I doubt you’ll succeed.

  10. Within my family, the mark of shame is if a movie is so boring that we all fall sleep during family movie night. We sleep through almost all of this movie. When we woke up right in the clímax we didn’t care at all. I can’t believe it all went so wrong. It feels like a sketch but one that’s not funny at all. I wish we could see your version, Mouse. That little change in Gorr made it much better. God what a mess…

  11. I don’t really have much to say with this one, but I did want to talk about some movies I saw recently but didn’t feel like commenting back on the Spider-Verse page.

    The Bad Guys and Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    The former, good. The latter, great. But they both seem to be emulating the animation style of Spider-Verse (hyped for the sequel in June, btw). This makes me hopeful that not only Dreamworks, but other animation studios will start experimenting with different CG animation styles in movies.

    Lord knows Disney could do with a style change. I thought they were gonna do a movie based on the style of the Paperman short attached to Wreck-It Ralph, but we still haven’t seen that come to be.

  12. Hey Mouse!

    Did you catch the latest puss in boots movie?
    In my opinion, that cat is the best character of the shrek franchise and the latest movie only made him so much better

  13. Gorr’s arc in the comics is my all time favorite Thor story and Gorr is one of my favorite comic book villains. He was a horrific slasher villain thrown into the Thor books who had a great motive, tons of personality, and a genuinely interesting relationship with Thor. Bringing in an actor who should have been perfect for the part and putting him in a film that in no way supports him tonally or in terms of characterization is just such a middle finger.

    People say that Multiverse of Madness was Marvel’s ‘first horror movie’, but a film that did Gorr some justice could have easily been just as scary as any full-on horror movie out there.

  14. First thank you for critiquing king Valkyrie! Thats what I have been saying since it was announced. There have been female kings but they were from countries of eras where the laws at the time stated that the monarch must be a king. Those are ultimately sexist systems, its not some badass title (The Woman King movie also did this, but I haven’t seen it, heard its not very historically accurate but it seems to have used a sexists title to sound badass apparently). Thats why Prince Philip also wasn’t King Philip, King is still seen as more important title than Queen so a woman can not have a male consort called King. I was hoping Asguard was equal system of monarchy, and not like some past systems undervaluing women.

    Honestly all the issues why I disliked Thor Ragnarok (the good thing imo where from the original script and issues from Taika like improv humor) were why this movie failed. So I never had any expectations for the movie from announcement. But I still hoped you liked the movie since I knew you loved Ragnarok, and its nice when people are happy.

    Although I am glad Jane is brought back and the relationship is given weight since that was core of Thor 1 and 2 and the way Ragnarok dropped it because Portman didn’t feel like being in the movie did mess up with the themes of the series and Thor’s development. Now it can just be that the breakup wasn’t relevant to the story at the time but it still mattered to him. Selving also didn’t fit but at least he still exists. And I still think Thor 2 is good.

  15. Dear Mouse, for once I come with a recommendation and not a request or an attempt at humour: by an accident of kindly Fate I very recently stumbled onto Patient Zero for the feverish grip knights, castles and chivalric romance have exerted on my
    Imagination from a very young age.

    While EL CID (with Sophia Loren) and DRAGONHEART helped immeasurably, the Classic Adventure Stories adaptation of IVANHOE almost certainly got there first and – having just rewatched this film for the first time in decades I can confirm – in some style.

    I’m not sure if you’ve read the novel (I remember starting it myself at some point, years ago, but starting it all over again after rediscovering this cartoon makes it clear that either I never finished it or I was too young to properly comprehend it), but you need not worry if that is the case – the adaptation plays so fast & loose with characterisation as to be effectively a story unto itself – but it is, nonetheless, rather charming in it’s own right and I happily recommend it.

    It’s only forty minutes or so and freely available on YouTube: I hope you’ll enjoy the film, should you wish to watch it.

    P.S. I’m actually rather enjoying the novel, now I can read it with a bit more experience of 19th Century literature (Especially since I can now spot the jokes bequeathed to us by good Sir Walter, who seems to be a most good-humoured author).

  16. For me, one of the major problems with Gorr’s kidnap the children plan is that his entire motivation comes from losing his daughter, yet he has no problems kidnapping kids and terrorizing them like he was a downgraded sewer clown who just saw a paper boat go floating by. This could have been good, Gorr is becoming what he hates. He should be conflicted, obviously for all the gods to die their children must die as well. But it should be a line he has to struggle with, given that he knows what its like to lose a child. Failing that, he should either be so lost to hatred that he only sees the kids as enemies or completely indifferent to them. He should not be trying to scare and traumatize them just for fun. Where else in the movie does he act like that? He has one goal and everything else he does is directed towards that goal. The guy is killing the most powerful beings around. Being mean to kids doesn’t make him more scary then that, it just makes him look like a jack ass and destroys all the sympathy the opening of the movie built for his character.

    This movie is like a drunk driver when it comes to tone, all over the road, unable to pick a lane and far more dangerous to bystanders then it is to itself.

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