Get 25% of Help! I’m Being Eaten by a Bear!

Hello, hello! My next picture book, Help! I’m Being Eaten by a Bear! is going on sale 3rd of November and you (yes YOU!) can preorder it from Barnes and Noble: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/help-im-being-eaten-by-a-bear-neil-sharpson/1149062217?ean=9780593616703. Use the code PREORDER25 and tell ’em mouse sent ya. I’m really proud of this book which was illustrated by the amazing Dan Santat who also illustrated my last book, Don’t Trust Fish.

“Gee Mouse, isn’t that your picture book that has now spent five weeks on the New York Times bestseller list?”
“I know, I know, so humbing.”
“Gee Mouse, didn’t you once tell me that the New York Times bestseller list is an opaque elitist metric whose connection to either raw sales or artistic merit is tenuous in the extreme?”
“That was old, loser Mouse. His opinions mean nothing!”

Get Help! I’m Being Eaten by a Bear!

Sorry, I meant, get the book. I’m not actually being eaten by a bear and you don’t have to get help.

4 comments

  1. “Get Help! I’m Being Eaten by a Bear!” sounds like the weirdest combination of Thor: Ragnarok and A Winter’s Tale by William Shakespeare.

    Anyways, congratulations on your new book!

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