Join us for the latest episode of Now That’s I Call Nostalgia where we talk about Thomas the Tank Engine Labor disputes! Police corruption! Crime! Prejudice! And an all train remake of The Cask of Amontillado!

Fun stuff!
Join us for the latest episode of Now That’s I Call Nostalgia where we talk about Thomas the Tank Engine Labor disputes! Police corruption! Crime! Prejudice! And an all train remake of The Cask of Amontillado!

Fun stuff!
Hey folks, Waterstones are running a 25% off sale on preorders!

But it is! And one of those books is Don’t Trust Fish!
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Probably the most thankless job a director can set himself is trying to adapt a beloved stage musical to screen, as the people you most need to win over for your movie to be a success (fans of the stage version) are also the people most likely to tar and feather you in the streets over the slightest deviation from the source material. You may think comic fans get salty about adaptation changes, but they have nothing on musical theatre nerds.
That’s probably why, despite musicals still being a lucrative movie genre, stage musicals adapted to screen are a rare beast and only getting rarer. Of the 50 top grossing movie musicals, only six began life on stage. The rest are either originals like The Greatest Showman, animated musicals or jukebox musicals like Bohemian Rhapsody or (sigh) Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Of course, it wasn’t always thus. The middle decades of the 20th century were a golden age for adaptations for stage musicals as that was the point where theatre and cinema were most alike. Colour photography and improvements in sound tech meant that cinema could finally match the visual and audio splendour of theatre. But, cinema had yet to fully embrace the freedom inherent in the medium and movies of the first half of the century often closely resembled filmed plays with constructed sets and static cameras. As cinema became less and less indebted to its theatrical roots, adapting stage musical to screen became a lot more challenging. To put it simply: movies are not plays and plays are not movies. And trying to turn one into the other can result in some pretty radical changes. And all those challenges are right up on screen in Into the Woods, a movie based on one of the most inherently theatrical musicals of the modern era.
(more…)Hey folks! Delighted that I can reveal this terrifyingly gorgeous cover for my next novel, The Burial Tide!

It’s an Irish folklore influenced horror novel (if you liked Knock Knock you’ll dig it) set on a remote island on the west coast of Ireland where nothing is what it seems. Should be hitting shelves 9th of September!
Hey folks, after an eon entombed in stone, Now That’s I Call Nostalgia has emerged with another episode, this time tackling the Coldstone classic (that’s a pun, that is) GARGOYLES!
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Avast me hearties and heartettes! Outland Publications have launched their Kickstarter for Rising Tides, an anthology of nineteen pirate stories by some of the best genre writers currently working and also me.

My short story The Devil’s Hoof Upon the Tile appears alongside entries from Kate Heartfield, Jason Fischer, Sarah Thérèse Pelletier and many more. Whether you like your buccaneers fantasy themed, horror themed, historically accurate or genre defying (nothing more dangerous than a genre defying pirate) there’s something for everyone.
So if that sounds fun, do head over to Kickstarter and give them whatever doubloons you can spare.
Hey remember that time Disney spent a load of money on a science fiction epic that was visually spectacular but also kinda inert, weirdly off-brand for them, with a load of tonal and pacing issues that ended up costing them a load of money?





Anyway, Tomorrowland is the second (and to date last) live action feature directed by animation legend Brad Bird and it keeps alive the proud Disney tradition of sci-fi movies that I respect and want to like but are just fundamentally too dang flawed on the writing level to get anything other than a qualified endorsement.
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The nineties were awesome.
Look, I know everybody idolises the first decade they can properly remember but this is different. The nineties really were awesome. The Cold War was over, the War on Terror hadn’t started, we’d fixed acid rain and the hole in the ozone layer (and that whole global warming thing would probably sort itself out) and the only threats to world peace were goobs like Saddam Hussein and Slobodan Milosevic who would occasionally show up to cause trouble before being punted into the air like Team Rocket.

Plus, the movies, the TV shows, the music. I love this whole era. So I was overjoyed when I finally got my hands on a boxset of the complete Daria, an animated sitcom that ran from 1997 to 2002. Not merely a nineties show, but probably the most nineties show.
And imagine my disappointment on discovering that, like so much nostalgia, it doesn’t actually hold up all that well.
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Hello hello hello!
Two new reviews have dropped for Don’t Trust Fish!
In a starred review, Kirkus says: “Sharpson offers so-fish-ticated readers a heads up about the true terror of the seas. His delightful text, filled to the brim with jokes that read aloud brilliantly, pairs perfectly with Santat’s art, which shifts between extreme realism and goofy hilarity.”
And Betsy Bird has written an absolute sweetheart of a review at the School Library Journal: “There are some picture books that you read that make you chuckle when you see the cover. There are some picture books where they might get one legitimate laugh out of the adult reader. There are some picture books that are funny to young readers. Now consider a book that makes everybody, and I do mean everybody, laugh from the cover onwards. THAT, my friends, is a picture book worth celebrating! That is a rarity! That… is Don’t Trust Fish.”
Well, we’re off to a great start!
Don’t Trust Fish just got its first trade publication review in Publisher’s Weekly and it’s a starred review!