fantasia 2000

Disney Review with the Unshaved Mouse #38: Fantasia 2000

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Unshaved Mouse?

Unshaved Mouse?

Yes? Who are you?

Yes? Who are you?

I'm Court Appointed Attorney Antarctica. I'm to represent you at your trial.

I’m Court Appointed Attorney Antarctica. I’m to represent you at your trial.

Give it to me straight. What are my chances?

Give it to me straight. What are my chances?

Don't worry about it. I actually think we've got a very strong case.

Don’t worry about it. I actually think we’ve got a very strong case.

Really?

Really?

Sure. See, Comrade Crow may have taken over but it's still your blog. And the only way he can change the name of the blog is if he can prove you've failed in your duty as a Disney reviewer.

Sure. See, Comrade Crow may have taken over but it’s still your blog. And the only way he can change the name of the blog is if he can prove you’ve failed in your duty as a Disney reviewer.

Wow! That's great! He'll never be able to prove that!

Wow! That’s great! He’ll never be able to prove that!

Just relax. I'll have you out of here before my icecaps melt.

Just relax. I’ll have you out of here before my icecaps melt.

This is a lawyer!

This is a lawyer!

All rise for the Honorable Judge Claude Frollo.

All rise for the Honourable Judge Claude Frollo!

Has the prosecution prepared a  statement?

Has the prosecution prepared a statement?

Indeed, your honour. Comrades! For too long we have languished under the yoke of this detestable rodent!

Indeed, your honour. Comrades! For too long we have languished under the yoke of this detestable rodent!

UP YOURS CROW!

UP YOURS CROW!

He claims to be a reviewer of Disney movies, and yet not one week ago he devoted an entire post to non-Disney animated films!

He claims to be a reviewer of Disney movies, and yet not one week ago he devoted an entire post to non-Disney animated films!

You honour, my client has repeatedly re-affirmed his loyalty to the Disney canon. If this is the best the prosecution can do I feel sorry for them.

Your honour, my client has repeatedly proven his loyalty to the Disney canon. If this is the best the prosecution can do I feel sorry for them.

His views on Disney movies have frequently been contrarian, laughable, or just plain idiotic!

His views on Disney movies have frequently been contrarian, laughable, or just plain idiotic!

... Swanpride?


Swanpride?

Your honour, who here DOESN'T hate Aristocats?

Objection, your honour, who here DOESN’T hate Aristocats?

Sustained.

Sustained.

Very well, I shall prove the Unshaved Mouse is unfit to review Disney movies. Mouse, tell the court which you prefer Fantasia...or Fantasia 2000!?

Very well, I shall prove the Unshaved Mouse is unfit to review Disney movies. Mouse, tell the court which do you prefer; Fantasia…or Fantasia 2000!?

Oh. Well, on balance I'd say I probably prefer Fantasia 2000.

Oh. Well, on balance I’d say I probably prefer Fantasia 2000.

...

Your Honour, I cannot in good conscience defend my client. I urge you to find him guilty.

Your Honour, I cannot in good conscience defend my client. I urge you to find him guilty.

Wait what?!

Wait what?!

I recommend death by fire ants. Kill this sick freak!

I recommend death by fire ants. Kill this sick freak!

Where did you get your law degree?!

Where did you get your law degree?!

WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR SOUL!?

WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR SOUL!?

Okay, yes. It's not a popular opinion but let me explain why. And then I will accept the courts judgment. Agreed.

Okay, yes. It’s not a popular opinion but let me explain why. And then I will accept the court’s judgment. Agreed?

The court acedes.

The court accedes.

Very well.

Very well.

NO! KILL HIM NOW!

NO! KILL HIM NOW!

I just came to this blog because I was told there were Disney reviews here and I have no fucking idea what all this bullshit is.

I just came to this blog because I was told there were Disney reviews here and I have no fucking idea what all this bullshit is.

Okay, yes. It's not a popular opinion but let me explain why. And then I will accept the courts judgment. Agreed.

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