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“Man, I’m beat. That list of the 25 most punchable Disney sidekicks took a lot longer than I thought. I think I’ll just relax with some internet browsing. Just log on to www.fishfistingandfuckingforfun.com…”
“What ya doin’?”
“Aaaaaah!”
“Aaaah!”
“Wait a minute, I know you! You’re Baby Mouse, the mental projection of my inner child.”
“And a clunky, exposition-filled “hello” to you too.”
“What are you doing back? I thought you’d returned to the deepest recesses of my psyche?”
“Hate to break it to you dude, but after all the messing around Disney and the Horned King did to your brain, escaping the deepest recesses of your psyche is about as difficult as busting out of Arkham.”
“Well what do you want?”
“I’m bored, I want to watch another movie.”
“Okay fine, which one?”
“No! No, no, no. I’m putting my foot down. Not only is it terrible, it’s not even an animated movie. It’s cartoon’s only on this blog, buster.”
“Oh c’mon! It’s the BEST MOVE EVER!”
“That’s what you said about Transformers!”
“I may have been overly hasty in my appraisal. I’m impetuous, it’s part of my charm. Now review the movie before I start telling people about all your weird fetishes.”
“Okay! Okay! Be cool!”
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