Say, do you like reviews of Disney movies that are more surrealist stream of consciousness with a heavy seasoning of cuss words but don’t hold with all that fancy book reading? Well, starting from today we’ve got you covered. Erik Copper, a fan of the blog, has taken it upon himself to record audio versions of the reviews which I’ll be linking to and uploading as they become available. Now, at last, you’ll be able to enjoy Unshaved Mouse while driving, operating heavy machinery or making love to your spouse. What’s more, since I’m not reading them myself you can enjoy the reviews without being distracted by my impenetrable Irish brogue.
“Ah muise and begob sure ’tis a fine Disney movie to be sure, to be sure, to be sure.”
At the moment we have Snow White, Pinocchio, Fantasia, Dumbo, Bambi
and Saludos Amigos. Erik’s done an awesome job and really should check them out.
All the best,
Mouse
unshavedmouse 
Wow, that’s a clever idea! Not for me, but I’m sure some people will love it!
This is the best news I’ve heard all week! I work with loud equipment for several hours a day, so I’m ALWAYS looking for new things to listen to. I’ve only listened to the first one so far, but it’s plenty fun.
Really glad you like it.
Great! I drive for a living so this will be great for me!
Are you a trucker?
Better to say I’m a first class transportation engineer. Yea I’m a truck driver, fourth generation. I drive about 11 hours a day, 7 days a week. So yea, I get around, a lot.
I will resist the urge to say “breaker breaker”. I hope you appreciate it.
Breaker 1 – 9, this is the Knight. Mouse, you keep the sunny side up and your ten in the wind and bring her back again. You got a bear going 10 – 100 in the bushes ahead of ya and so back it down to double nickels until you see the lights of T town. I’m going to back on out, head on in to the home 20 and get a little pickle tickle. Do it to like Pruitt used to do it to it and I’ll see you again somewhere down the zipper line. This is Knight, backing out and signing out.
Eeeee…I feel so manly.
Hey mouse! I got a few things to say…
1.- I’m FINALLY done reading all your old reviews!
2.- Sorry for not asking for your permission but…
Hey man. Sorry it took me so long to get back to you. I loved this and was wondering if you’d be willing to do the rest of them (I checked with Erik and he’s also on board.) I’d just have one suggestion; rather than have an image for every sentence maybe have a “default” image (perhaps a certain mouse on a certain keyboard?). Some of the images were flying by so fast it was a little dizzying. Would you be up for it?
Don’t worry about it.
Oh yeah, I’ll be glad to work on the other 39+ videos! So, use fewer images (no complaints here) and replace the black stock picture with the picture of a certain mouse on a certain keyboard. Got it.
I’ll start working on the Pinocchio video in…one, maybe two days, I have a few things I need to do before I can start working on it, but it shouldn’t take me too long.
Cool. Together we shall conquer the world! (by which I mean YouTube.)
and you shall have my sword…
Wait, wrong movie.
just a side note dude, loved it. kept me in stitches for miles.
Glad to hear it.
‘Sup Mouse, sorry for taking so long, I got a baby cat to take care of now *sigh*
TBH I started working on it only one day ago, anyway…
I added some music and a generic “subscribe!” thing at the end. If you don’t want music, then tell me, I still have a music-less version on my hard drive!
Awesome job man, really really like this. I put up a post for this and the Snow White review. Hope you don’t mind.