Happy New Year!

Hope everyone had a good one. 2013 was a pretty big year for Unshaved Mouse. I entered the final stretch of finishing my mission to review all the Disney canon classics, picked up a load of new readers and started a feud with the largest newspaper in my home country. Which I lost. But hey, I can’t say it wasn’t fun. 2014 is shaping up to be pretty fantastic though, and that is all thanks to you guys. There are now 25 days left on my Indiegogo campaign to raise funds for my play Joanna, and the response has already been phenomenal, much better than I expected. As a result, the schedule for next year is now filling up with all kinds of movies for me to review, some of them are classics, some of them are stinkers, but all of them are films that I’m really excited about getting my teeth into. So if there’s an animated movie you want me to review, click on this link, donate €1o and leave me a message here to say which movie you want me to review. Thanks guys. And now if you’ll excuse me…

"One shall stand, one shall fall..."

“One shall stand, one shall fall…”

"Why throw your life away needlessly, Prime?"

“Why throw your life away so recklessly, Prime?”

"That is a question you should ask...um, are you seeing this little mouse too?"

“That is a question you should ask…um, are you seeing this little mouse too?”

...

...

...

"Can we help you?"

“Can we help you?”

"Oh hi. Unshaved Mouse. I've been asked to review your movie so I'm going to need you to come with me."

“Oh hi. Unshaved Mouse. I’ve been asked to review your movie so I’m going to need you to come with me.”

"We're actually a little busy here."

“We’re actually a little busy here.”

"Sorry. Let me rephrase that."

“Sorry. Let me rephrase that.”

"AAAAARRGGH!"

“AAAAARRGGH!”

"JESUS!"

“JESUS!”

"GET IN THE FUCKIN' VAN WHITEY!"

“GET IN THE FUCKIN’ VAN WHITEY!”

"Okay! Okay man! Just be cool!"

“Okay! Okay man! Just be cool!”

"GET IN THERE WITH THE OTHERS!"

“GET IN THERE WITH THE OTHERS!”

"Others? Who...?"

“Others? Who…?”

"Help me..."

Help me…”

6 comments

  1. ROTFL!! Can’t wait to read that!

    (I have to finish buying textbooks so my donation will be a bit tardy but it’ll be coming.)

  2. Here I am. Showing some signs of life.
    Don’t worry, I don’t need CPR. Thanks for asking, though.

    *Ahem* I would say this one took a lot longer than it should have, but I would be lying. Here’s Saludos Amigos!

    Oh man, I wish I had any monies to give you! That’s one of the things that suck about being south american: no euros, no dollars, and in my country’s case, getting a credit card (and dollars, for that matter) is a fucking nightmare.
    I’ve also heard something about a mouse making fun of the continent, but I digress.

    Considering it was written by you, I really, REALLY want to see Joanna…but uh, yeah, south america. I wish you luck nonetheless.

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