My my my. Three naughty, nasty little movies gone.
Six good, sweet little movies left. The remaining contenders:
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Death and Rebirth
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Daria
The Last Unicorn
The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2
Belle’s Magical World
Donate to the ACLU to ensure your favourite movie or series makes it to the final three. Onward! For glory!
Noooooooooo! Wizards! I want my nostalgia back! 😅
Eh, it’s fine. Someone bought it.
Yay! Thank you, unknown person who apparently has money, unlike myself! 😉
You’re super welcome Dark Jackel! Just don’t tell Mouse anything about the movie, I’d hate to spoil it for him. Plus, it’ll be nice to have a Bakshi film that isn’t pornographic for once!
And much good was done today with the slaying of Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat. Bye, Felicia!
Yeah, I know. That thing was getting frisky with Belle. That’s okay though, I’m working with the Red One on some necromancy. The dead shall live again.
Muahhahahahahahaha.
@Wardog: Yes, we shall ensure that “The Nine Lives Of Belle’s Magical World” is born to torment the world! As Mandark would say, “ah ha ha, ah ha ha ha ha!” By the way, who is “the red one”?
@Unshaved Mouse: Did Bill let your personality be in charge again just to tell us how the deathmatch is going? Or did you escape? Or are you actually Bill pretending to be Mouse, still? Also, I’ve been meaning to ask for a while why “Unshaved” is in your name. Is it meant to imply that Mikey shaves a lot?
SPOILER, I’VE BEEN IN CHARGE THE WHOLE TIME! SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING! IT IMPLIES THAT MOUSE DOESN’T SHAVE A LOT!
Belles Magical World? No, I’m resurrecting something far, far worse.
How have not one, but TWO direct to video Disney sequels lasted this long?
People really want that more than watching an actual Irish person review Sean Connery’s attempt at an Irish accent in Darby O’Gill?
Hell to the YEAH. We already know how silly Connery is in that. We need to have Mouse be destroyed by a sequel to his favorite movie!
You know, because we’re such nice fans. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY *laughs maniacally*
Just as soon as I get certain paperwork problems sorted out I shall be donating, and the only question in my mind is: one Disney sequel, or both?
We really are awful fans. (Unrelatedly, I’ve been told that the correct way of wishing someone a happy Valentine’s day is /not/ “may you and your partner share a warm and intimate VD”.)
The mouse equivalent is “may your love spawn a brood large enough to financially ruin a medium sized farm”.
I’d just give them curses of their descendents, like I do every Tuesday
I’m just surprised Mouse called both of them “good” (even if that Willy Wonka quote was chuckle-inducingly appropriate).
The misery of others makes me feel better about my life.
If I had to choose, I would like the Unshaved Mouse to take on either The Last Unicorn, The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2, or Belle’s Magical World!
Bones! Glorious Bones!
*Runs off into the distance*