“Okay everyone, are we ready to review Don Hertzfeld’s “It’s Such a Beautiful Day?”
“Uh Mouse, we got a problem.”
“Oh, what’s up?”
“Well, it turns out “It’s Such a Beautiful Day” isn’t available on any of the main streaming sites.”
“Well, darn.”
“So you’re going to have to order the DVD instead.”
“Well, darn.”
“And the DVD’s not going to arrive until after the review is due to go up.”
“Well, darn.”
“Because the world’s in the grip of a global pandemic the likes of which has never been seen in living memory, the whole country is in lockdown and western civilization has been brought to its knees.”
“Well, darn.”
“So you’re going to have to review something else.”
“Okay, Heathers is next in the queue, let’s just do that.”
“Wait…what was the last one you said?”
Heeeeeeeeeey so things have been a little more immediately apocalyptic around here than usual, huh?
Hope you all are staying safe and indoors. For obvious reasons, this review is going to be on the short side.
“What reasons? You’ve been at home for the last week, if anything you should have MORE written than usual.”
“Yeah, but I was working from home and you’d be amazed how much work you have to do when you’re not being distracted by office politics.”
Anyway, this is going to be less of a plot point by plot point recap and more…a sort of…movie review if you can imagine such a thing.
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