Long Reads
# 07: Eamon de Valera
#08: Albert Reynolds
#09: Bertie Ahern
#10: John A. Costello
#11: Charles J. Haughey
Disney Reviews with the Unshaved Mouse #54: Big Hero 6

“We just hung around with Rubber Lotus for a while. At first it was fun, but then it got a little weird. He kept asking us to call him “Mouse”. Did you know he has a shrine to you in his wardrobe?”
Every Taoiseach-Worst to Best: Introduction
Moomin and Midsummer Madness (2008)
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“Congratulations Mouse. You’ve done it. You’ve finally succeeded in completely alienating your entire readership. Bravo. Genius. Take a blog that’s largely supported by Disney fans and devote it to obscure European cartoons, Irish politics and a film that was literally never even released.”
- Swedish speaking Finn writes a book.
- Germans, Austrians and Poles adapt it into a TV series.
- Finns adapt TV series into movie.
- Americans dub movie.
- Man kills God.
- Man creates dinosaurs.
- Dinsosaur kills man.
- Woman inherits the earth.
One letter away from “Penis”…
Waterford Whispers News is Ireland’s answer to The Onion, a parody news website that frequently produces satire that is often as brilliant and biting as it is poorly proof-read.
Well because WWN published a satirical article entitled “Denis O’Brien Receives 20 Year Jail Sentence For Mobile Phone Licence Bribe in Parallel Universe”. O’Brien’s lawyers responded thought this was so hi-larious that they threatened WWN with legal action, forcing the site to remove the post.
Clearly, this can only mean one thing.
Denis O’Brien has won. That article, the last feeble gasp of defiance against his stranglehold on the Irish media has been quashed. That article shall never be seen by anyone again, and Denis O’Brien can rest easy knowing that he has triumphed totally and utterly and oh look here’s the entire thing courtesy of Imgur…

Oh well. I’m sure that was just a once off. A glitch it the system. Surely that article will never again resurface on the internet oh lord amercy there it is again…






























