Yes, I have returned!
.—–////——–Here we see Frog reading the comments section…
And I have another review for you!
Frog Reviews : The Handmaiden
Movie Reviews
Frog Reviews : Beauty and the (Incoherent Wailing)
Hallo. Yes, it’s been a while. I’ve been busy, biding my time. I actually saw several good movies (Logan, Moonlight and The Lego Batman Movie), the reviews of which are forthcoming despite them probably being gone from your local cinema by the time of reading. But really, I wanted a film to hate. A film to boil my blood. I was waiting.
Waiting.
Interminably waiting.
But now….
Strap your arses in lads, for I saw…
I SAW…
//What have they WROUGHT???
Frog Reviews – Suicide Squad
Well, well, well. What have we here?
Huh? Me?
No, not you, Sandy Claws. Me. Frog. I’m reviewing films now for my old partner in crime (not real crime, though – just the kind against theatre, and even then they were more misdemeanours) Unshaved Mouse.
I’ll be posting probably about once a week with a new rant / rave (likely rant) about the most recent film what I saw. I’m new to the blogging world, so let’s all go on a journey through my damaged psyche, because the first film I viewed for you lovely internet-people was… well…
unshavedmouse 